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Remember That Time, At Our Wedding, When I Blindfolded You?

Photo frames are for displaying your precious memories. And what could be more mantle-worthy than a wedding pic? We already showed you “21 Christmas Presents That Are Just Wrong,” but look at what I found while holiday shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue: a pricey frame that comes with an idyllic pic of a bride and groom, blindfolded. Kinky! Guess high-end retail is supposed to be aspirational. And while a little bondage on your big day might spice things up, if you actually wind up with a wedding photo like this, you’re totally going to have to hide it when you have kids. But if you’re not a breeder, heck, you should just keep this sexy gratis stock art in the frame. [Digital Foci 8" Image Moments Digital Frame, $100, Saks Fifth Avenue]
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Jiffy Lube

Lube is a many splendored thing. It can slide you out of a rut; it can warm you up when you’re too drunk for foreplay; it can take you into places you’ve never been. Just when you thought lube couldn’t get better, the chemists at KY have improved upon their formula with the new Yours+Mine. The lube, intended for heterosexual couples, has two tubes made especially for each gender. The manufacturers, Johnson & Johnson, claim that when their powers combine, forget sparks, the two will “ignite” a new sensation. Hot! Plus the packaging glows in the dark, which isn’t discreet unless you’re at a Kanye West concert, but it will help when you’re fumbling through your nightstand. [LA Times] Keep reading »

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