- Lindsay Lohan‘s probation extension request has been granted by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge. Supposedly, Lindz has been too busy “working” to complete her substance treatment program. [NY Times] — I couldn’t resist the urge to use that photo again because it’s priceless, and I didn’t want any of you to miss it.
- Maria Shriver has apologized for breaking California’s law forbidding driving and talking on a cell phone without a hands-free device. [McClatchy] — She’s probably more sorry she was caught on camera.
- TLC is suing Jon Gosselin for breaching his “Jon and Kate Plus 8” contract. “The network alleges Gosselin ignored his obligations as an exclusive employee and profited by making unauthorized appearances on other TV programs.” [PopEater] — It’s true, no one would have given a rat’s ass about Jon’s separation from Kate if he didn’t have a TV show.
