• Former French president Valery Giscard d’Estaing has quite the imagination. He has penned a novel about a passionate affair between two characters apparently based on himself and Princess Diana. [Daily Mail]—This is really weird.
• Sarah Michelle Prinze and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19. [People]—Man, Sarah was huge, so she was probably happy to birth that baby.
• Avril Lavigne and husband Deryk Whibley’s split was brought on for an obvious reason—they simply married too young. That’s according to an unnamed friend. [Your Tango]—Khloe Kardashian, are you listening?

Guy Ritchie hasn’t been divorced from Madonna for a month, yet he seems to have found someone new. Ritchie attended a London dinner party with Jemima Khan earlier this month, according to People.com. Unless you follow the U.K. tabloids, you probably don’t know much about this millionaire heiress.

MVT VMA producers are working really hard to get Lindsay Lohan to kiss Katy Perry during the awards show, which might make Sam Ronson jealous but still wouldn’t compare to the Madonna-Britney smooch. [E!]

William may be second in line to the thrown after his father, Prince Charles, but Harry has always been first in line to our hearts. The second son of Charles and Diana (or so they’d like us to believe!) possesses the fiery ginger hair and freckles of his mother’s side of the family and none of the inbred awkwardness of his father’s, making him the dark horse in the race for hottest royal. After it was revealed last week that Harry had been fighting on the front lines for the British Army in Afghanistan, the world took their eyes away from Will’s rapidly thinning bald spot and cast them upon the little spitfire, currently single after a break-up with longtime girlfriend Chelsea. We don’t really care if his time in the British Army is just a photo op or real bravery—all we know is that he looks mighty fine in those fatigues.