For a long time, I was certain the artist formerly known as Prince (or is he Prince again? I get confused) was an alien. Turns out, he’s just a Jehovah’s Witness. After a lifetime of sexy dancing, the 50-something-year-old is in need of a double hip replacement, trading in his raspberry beret for a diamond-encrusted cane. But alas his highness has refused the surgery, citing his religious beliefs as his reason. Evidently, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t down with blood transfusions. [Celebitchy] — Or maybe he doesn’t want the doctors to discover his true alien identity? Hmmm.

After the jump, more celebs who have weird…er…unique views on medicine.

Prince Harry woos four-year-old Madison Iken at Ground Zero of the World Trade Center. Madison’s mother, Monica, lost her husband in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. [NYC, 5/29/09]

So today, from Ryan Adams to Bloc Party, all this great new music came out!  But if we had one fantasy album we’d like to see fulfilled, it’d be this hot piece by Jamie Boling.  Last week, at the World of Wonder Gallery in LA, (known for eccentric shows like the ”Golden Gals Gone Wild Show” which featured an S&M Betty White), proudly displayed a hybrid that will give you an even bigger charge than the environmentally sound car:  Barack Obama + Prince= one sexy motherf**ker! [World of Wonder]

Grace Kelly’s son, the playboy Prince Albert of Monaco, is finally engaged! While the significance of him producing an heir is important to Europe, we here at The Frisky are interested in talking about the other historically significant Prince Albert—the penis piercing. All the meaty details, after the jump…

The Frisky asked the sister duo behind The Pierces for their picks for “The Top Ten Songs For Getting Down and Dirty”, the first list in our series of music playlists with a sexy twist. Allison and Catherine, who originally hail from Arkansas and recently performed on Gossip Girl, came up with some super climactic tunes to shimmy to. Buy these tracks, not to mention The Pierces amazing third album Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge, on Amazon—or be among the first ten people to comment and you’ll score them for free. Playlist after the jump…

Valentine’s Day was a big date night feast and some of us poor suckers starved to death. Sometimes the buffet of singles doesn’t look so hot, but eventually you’ll have to eat something.  Whether it’s tonight, tomorrow, or sometime in the future, you will be showing off your feminine wiles all in the hopes that someone will treat you to a meal. This important mating ritual requires a certain amount of finesse. And baby, we know you got it! Now it’s time to flaunt it. When you’re getting ready for a date you need to do three key things:
1. Look hot.
2. Feel hot.
3. Get yourself in the mood.