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Quickies: Black Market Invites To The Royal Wedding & Lady Gaga Loses Her Virginity

A British reporter was offered a black market wedding invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nuptials for $3,200, supposedly via the printer who made them. How much would you be willing to pay for a black market or scalped invite? [Gawker]
More information than you require: Lady Gaga lost her virginity at age 17,…

Jessica Wakeman / March 1, 2011

The Royal Wedding Barf Bag

Keep this royal wedding barf bag handy on April 29th, 2011, every time you’re reminded 1) how much this is costing the British taxpayers, and 2) you’re not the one about to become a princess. It should have been me, Prince William. It should have been me! [Creative Review UK]…

Jessica Wakeman / February 15, 2011

With Royal Wedding Condoms, British Taxpayers Won’t Be The Only Ones Getting Screwed!

Royal wedding memorabilia has reached a new level of tastelessness: Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is selling Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms! Instructing randy Brits to “lie back and think of England” because “like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion,” the condoms are sold in royal purple package…

Jessica Wakeman / February 2, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get A Lifetime Movie, We Suggest Plot Points

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting the Lifetime movie treatment. Yup, sometime in April before their April 29th wedding, Lifetime will air a movie about their courtship. According to Entertainment Weekly, Nico Evers-Swindell of “Law & Order” and “NCIS: Los Angeles” will play Prince William, Ben Cross of “Chariots of Fire” will play Prince…

Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Wedding: Did You Get Your Save-The-Date Fax?

Planning a royal wedding is no joke—Kate Middleton has resigned from her post at her parent’s party supply company to attend to all the assorted details of her April 29th nuptials. Already, we’re a little worried that the event might be stuck in the ’80s—Kate is wearing Diana’s decade-of-decadence engagement ring, the couple’s engagement photo…

Kate Torgovnick/ / January 26, 2011

Rogaine Wants Prince William To Be A Spokesman. Mean!

Prince William is adorable. And still, it’s hard not to notice that his hair is thinning a tad on top, like his father’s before him. But it’s customary not to point things like this out—it’s the guy version of someone calling attention to your muffin top. Apparently, Rogaine doesn’t get this. They made a public…

Kate Torgovnick/ / December 31, 2010

No Servants For Prince William And Kate Middleton For 3 Years

Prince Charles is rumored to have a servant who squirts his toothpaste on his toothbrush. But Prince William and Kate Middleton will forgo such extravagances — for three years at least. The engaged couple will do their own laundry and cook their own meals for the remainder of the prince’s RAF military service, according to…

Jessica Wakeman / December 29, 2010

Get Your Commemorative Royal Wedding Plates Right Here

This funky “Thanks for the free day off: HRH Prince William & Kate Middleton’s 4 day bender” commemorative plate from KK Outlets is the perfect way to honor the ZOMG wedding of the century. What? Here in the U.S., the royal wedding won’t be a day off from work? Bollocks.

Let’s see a few…

Jessica Wakeman / December 15, 2010

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Engagement Photo Gets Creepy

We thought Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement photo was a little weird. And now that we’ve seen Prince Charles and Diana’s engagement photo, it’s downright effing creepy. William and Kate are posed exactly as Charles and Diana were, from the placement of their hands on each other, to the women wearing the exact…

Kate Torgovnick/ / December 14, 2010

Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Official Engagement Photo

Tada! Here is Prince William and Kate’s Middleton kinda sweet official engagement photo, shot by Mario Testino. Because we know you were sooooo over that pic of Kate in the blue dress. Also, her ring doesn’t look nearly as gaudy here. [People]…

Kate Torgovnick/ / December 13, 2010

British Couples Are Pissy Prince William And Kate Middleton Marrying On “Their” Weekend

Britain apparently has a nation full of Emn Haddad-Friedmans. Who is Emn Haddad-Friedman, you ask? She was the bride who planned her wedding for July 31st in Rhineback, New York, the same weekend as Chelsea Clinton. Weddings are stressful enough without worrying the Clintons stole your caterers! After Prince William announced his engagement to longtime…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2010

Star Couplings: William & Kate Announce Their Wedding Date!

Kate Middleton and Prince William (notice how I put his name second?) have announced their wedding date — the big event will take place on April 29th at Westminster Abbey. [BBC]
Charlie Sheen is suing Capri Anderson, the woman he allegedly held prisoner at a hotel earlier this month, for extortion, saying she lied whe…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 23, 2010

Bishop Broadbent Gives The Royal Engagement The Bird

Reverend Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, is giving Prince William and Kate Middleton the smack down. After their engagement announcement last week, he took to Facebook to post some angry rants. Everyone really is on Facebook, huh? But I digress. His choice commentary after the jump.

Ami Angelowicz / November 22, 2010

Who Pays For The Royal Wedding?

When many American couples are planning a wedding, tradition dictates the father of the bride foots all or most of the bill. Sure, Kate Middleton’s parents are self-made millionaires from their mail order party supply company, Party Pieces. But that’s nothing on Prince William’s deep-pocketed relatives, of course. Luckily, the royal family is not going…

Jessica Wakeman / November 18, 2010

10 Things To Know About Kate Middleton, Princess-To-Be

Prince William is the world’s most eligible bachelor no more: Yesterday the world was formally introduced to the next princess: Kate Middleton, 28. After nine years of dating, it was about time, girl! Model-gorgeous Kate has long been photographed at William’s side and attended formal palace events — which was all the more intriguing a…

Jessica Wakeman / November 17, 2010

6 Things Prince William And Kate Middleton Shouldn’t Repeat From Diana And Charles’ Wedding

Thank gawd, Prince William and Kate Middleton (who’s been nicknamed “Waity Katie” by the British media) finally got engaged! The date hasn’t been set yet, but the wedding will supposedly be the biggest since William’s mother, Princess Diana, married his father, Prince Charles. This brought back all sorts of flashbacks of the magical princess-making wedding…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 16, 2010

Kate Middleton Debuts Her New Engagement Ring

It’s the rock we’ve all been waiting for: Kate Middleton debuted her engagement ring from Prince William and it’s huuuuuge. Of course it is, because it’s Princess Diana’s engagement ring. “As you may recognize now it is my mother’s engagement ring, so of course it is very special to me,” William told the BBC. “And…

Jessica Wakeman / November 16, 2010

Star Couplings: Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Engaged!

It’s official: Prince William is engaged to Kate Middleton and they plan to marry in spring or summer 2011. []
A source says Courteney Cox and David Arquette aren’t getting a divorce and are still in love, even though they’re separated. [PopEater]
Whitney Houston and Ray-J are back on. [TheYBF]…

Annika Harris / November 16, 2010

Prince William And Kate Middleton Secretly Engaged?

There’s one in every family. For the British royals, it’s apparently Prince Julius Eduard von Anhalt, a distant cousin who blabbed to a newspaper that Prince William and Kate Middleton are already engaged and planning to wed in July. “Kate issued William with an ultimatum: we marry or we break up,” he told a Germa…

Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2010
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