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Bobbi Kristina’s Engagement Ring From Her Brother Is A Cheap Ass Kate Middleton Knock-Off

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You know how when Prince William and Kate got engaged, there were all these jerks hawking replicas of her ring everywhere? Well Nick Gordon, the “adopted brother”/boyfriend of Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina just proposed to her with one of those things. You can buy the damn ring on Overstock.com for $69.99. Now, it’s not that I think it’s shitty that he got her a cheap ass ring — it’s just that getting a Kate Middleton replica ring is totally … lame.

Will We See Wills’ Willie? Plus, Kristen & Robert Have A No-Sex Pact!

  • The topless and bottomless Kate Middleton photos are apparently just the beginning — apparently, the full set of photos shot when the royal couple was on vacation includes pics of Prince William in the buff as well. Oh noes. [Newser]
  • In his interview with “60 Minutes” last night, Arnold Schwarzenegger confessed to having had multiple affairs during his marriage and that wife Maria Shriver knew about them. But her friends are calling bullshit. [Newser]
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Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Royal Dance Moves
A Royal Dance-Off!

Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?

I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »
  • A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have also published the pics. [BBC]
  • Mitt Romney made some asshole comments about how “47 percent” of Americans “are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.” He also claimed this “47 percent” pay no income tax. Goodbye, White House!  [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Prince William & Kate Middleton (Look Photoshopped) On A Boat!

These photos of Prince William and Kate Middleton are legit — the couple did take a boat tour of the Solomon Islands — but they have clearly been so enhanced in Photoshop as to look hilariously fake. My hunch is the photographer didn’t get the best shots of the royal couple’s faces, so he did extensive work in post, possibly meshing multiple photos into one. As a result, William and Kate’s faces look super crisp — as crisp as the faces in both the foreground and the background. Odd!

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »

More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.

Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…

William, Kate Sue Over Topless Pics

Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew. The royal couple filed a lawsuit today, TMZ reports, but no further details are available yet. Read more…

Prince William: I Want 2 Kids With Kate Middleton

Stop the presses, because Prince William has actually discussed the babies he will one day have with wife Kate. Specifically, he would like two of them, Wills said today while the couple was touring Singapore as part of Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee. “Someone asked him how many children he would like to have, and he said he was thinking about having two,” a student tells the AP. William has never before specifically numbered his future children, although an heir and a spare isn’t unheard of in royal circles. Read more…

Kate Middleton Supposedly Pregnant From “Passionate Night” After The Olympics

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Today in Ew, That’s Too Much Information: Kate Middleton is allegedly pregnant following a “passionate night together” with husband Prince William after the London Olympics. They just looooved the Olympics, I guess!  Star magazine’s sources, who appear to be tiny gossips living right inside Kate’s uterus, say the royal couple are “keeping the news close to the vest” but “Kate is convinced it’s happened.” The duchess supposedly knows she is knocked up because “a woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear,” which is a more polite way of saying puking. I am not going to order baby shower supplies from Party Pieces just yet. Didn’t the Olympics just end, like, two weeks ago?  It could just be gas, or nerves over her brother-in-law is an exhibitionist. [Hollywood Life]

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