Posts tagged "prince william"

Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own "E! True Hollywood Story," airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there's always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters' gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from "from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years."…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 10, 2011

Morning Quickies: Calm Down, Kate Middleton Is Not Pregnant With Twins

Kate Middleton is not pregnant with twins, you sick people obsessed with what's going on in other women's wombs. The palace denied a tabloid report that the Duchess is expecting, although it confirmed William and Kate do hope to have kids someday. [Us Weekly] Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging and take…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 8, 2011

Creepy Prince William & Kate Middleton Dolls Will Eat Your Brains While You Sleep

Poor Prince William and Kate Middleton. The pizza with their faces recreated in vegetables was bad, but that's got nothing on these vacant-eyed dolls from the toy company Arklu. A set of William and Kate together in their wedding finery costs $159.95; the Kate doll alone is a cool $79.95. (For some reason, the Prince…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 21, 2011

Evening Quickies: Queen Says Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Is “Horrid”

Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth toured the new exhibit at Buckingham Palace devoted to Kate and William's wedding and the Queen joked that Kate's dress was "horrid." Oh, Elizabeth, you are such a card. [US Weekly] Paris Hilton "felt ambushed" when a "Good Morning America" interviewer asked her if she feels that Kardashians have made…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 22, 2011

Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a "vagina nut," so named for its resemblance to a woman's genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister during their honeymoon on the island. The coco de mer is a type of coconut which only grows on islands there. I guess that's better…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 19, 2011

Prince William Molds A Willy Out Of Clay

Before heading back across the pond after an exciting trip to North America, Prince William and Kate Middleton spent some time getting crafty with the kids at Los Angeles' Inner City Arts yesterday. Dare I suggest that Prince William seems to be constructing a giant dong out of clay? Oh Willy!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2011

Cowboy William And His Cowgirl Kate

Now, I'm not exactly sure what is happening in this photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton as they attended a rodeo yesterday in Canada. But I'm guessing, considering the steer's bottom and their facial expressions, that it doesn't smell so good. Also, these two look like naturals in cowboy hats. Kind of. [Calgary, 7/7/11]…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / July 8, 2011

Quickies: Plastic Surgeon On Call For Royal Visit To L.A. & Rosario Dawson’s Giant Vagina Plans

Prince William has a plastic surgeon on call when he plays a polo match in L.A. this weekend, in case he injures that princely face and needs immediate medical attention. Hmm. Let's get real for a second. Does this doc do hair implants? [L.A. Times] The very best of TV vigilante Nancy Grace's bats**t crazy…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 6, 2011

Dragon Boat Racing Is Having A Moment

A week and a half ago, I had never heard of dragon boat racing. But then, for a group date, "Bachelorette" Ashley Hebert had the dudes vying for her love head out into Hong Kong, assemble a team, and join her on the beach for a dragon boat race. I cheered as Mickey and Ame…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / July 5, 2011

Quickies: Justin Timberlake Hired By MySpace & Kate And Wills Are On Our Side Of The Pond!

Justin Timberlake has been hired by MySpace as ... a publicity stunt, it would seem? [Celebitchy] A friend of Jonathan Rhys Meyers denies he tried to commit suicide this week by overdosing on pills. Instead, the pal says the alcoholic actor simply relapsed. [PopEater] Oh my. I never thought I would write the words "Gwyneth…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 30, 2011

Today In Royal News: Nicknaming And Farting!

Since the royal couple have announced their engagement, we have been inundated with news of their every breath and kept abreast of their general goings on. There's so much royal news that it's difficult to take it all in. Usually I glaze over it. Kate styles herself? Pippa has a nice bum? I can get…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 23, 2011

Kate Middleton Wears Her Prettiest Dress Ev-ah!

Kate Middleton's wedding dress? You ain't seen nothing. The sparkly Jenny Packham gown worn by the newly minted Mrs. Wales is a stunner. It's from Packham's spring 2011 collection and Middleton wore it to a charity gala at Kensington Palace in London last night. I don't know what's more gorgeous: the princess or the dress!

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton Are All Smiles On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

The newly married Duke and Duchess of Cambridge appear on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair in a never before seen photo shot by Mario Testino. The famed photog snapped this pic on the same day that he shot the couple's official engagement photo, which explains the happiness beaming from their face.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 31, 2011

Frisky Rant: No Royal Baby On The Way Yet? None Of Our Business!

The royal wedding was a lot of fun. But today, I cringed for the newlyweds when I stumbled across the headline "Royal Couple May Not Be Able To Conceive." This is taking things way too far. First of all, William and Kate are still on their honeymoon. Can we give them five minutes to enjoy…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2011

Sarah Ferguson Hurt By Royal Wedding Snub

"I was not invited. I went through the phase of feeling so totally worthless. I wanted to be there with my girls, to be getting them dressed and to go as a family. Also, it was so hard, because the last bride up that aisle was me." Sarah Ferguson talks to Oprah about being left…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 11, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton In The Seychelles For Honeymoon

Some secret that was! Prince William and Kate Middleton arrived in the Seychelles this morning for their honeymoon, a spokesperson for the country's department of tourism confirmed today. The couple will be staying in a "secluded villa" on a private island, the identity of which is unknown. These two understandably wanted to keep their honeymoo…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Robert Pattinson’s Royal Fib

"When I first came to L.A., it was very easy to convince people I was a member of the royal family. I hadn't worked for three years -- I was unemployed in London -- and when people asked what I'd been doing, I told people I went to RADA [Royal Academy of Dramatic Art] with…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 9, 2011

Pippa Middleton And James Middleton Both Get High-Priced Porn Offers

The world was thoroughly enchanted with Pippa Middleton's butt in her white maid-of-honor dress at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. And naturally, people want to see more of her … body. Vivid Entertainment has apparently offered Pippa $5 million to shoot a single explicit scene in a porno. Vivid president Steven Hirsh says he…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 9, 2011

Is Pippa Middleton Going To Be Kate’s Lady In Waiting?

With Kate and William's modern wedding and all, it may be easy to forget that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is set to become THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND! Insane. And with such a looming title ahead of her, comes, well, looming titles for other people. Like her sister, Pippa Middleton. The world is still squeezing every…

By: The Stir / May 7, 2011

Prince William And Kate Middleton Get The Best Wedding Gift Ever

Crystal gravy boats? Meh. Monogrammed towels? Yawn. Gold-threaded table linens? Whatevs. A baby f**king penguin courtesy of England's Chester Zoo? Now that is the best wedding gift given to Prince William and Kate Middleton! Don't be alarmed, animal rights activists -- little Acorn the Penguin isn't going to be living at Buckingham Palace. He'll chill…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 6, 2011