I knew Buckingham Palace wouldn’t be able to get to all of ‘em! And by that I mean, all of the women who were witness to Prince Harry’s naked partying in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. This weekend, Carrie Reichert spoke to the UK’s Mirror about the 15-20 minutes she spent partying alone with Prince Hot Ginge in Sin City, and over the course of the evening, witnessed him issuing copious “naked hugs” and pushing his firecrotch up against a window “just like, ‘Look at me Vegas, these are the royal jewels’.” Keep reading »
Cocaine could be the mysterious “something gigantic” being teased about the possible Prince Harry photos or videos that have yet to come out. Rats, I was hoping the “something gigantic” would be Hot Ginge’s royal scepter, not drugs. The New York Post reports an eyewitness reportedly saw guests in Prince Harry’s Las Vegas hotel suite snorting cocaine and that other people at the party were tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms and “high on weed.” (No, not high on weed!) The source says the people in possession of the pictures/videos are skittish “they don’t want to be implicated for any illegal activities.” Which is a good concern to have. It should be noted that the Post claims Prince Harry was not seen using any drugs. Alas, even if “he didn’t inhale,” allegedly having having cocaine, shrooms, and the demon weed in his hotel room would look bad.
I’m still holding out that this is just an awful rumor and there are more naked pics on the way. [New York Post]
Last week, we heard little whispers here and there that the nude photos from Prince Harry’s wild Vegas romp were not the whole story. A British publicist said he’d been approached by two women who claimed to have more photos and even video. Now the rumors are reaching a fever pitch with a source telling Radar Online there exists “video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room … There have been very quiet inquiries into how much the video is worth.” Keep reading »
Prince Harry is so “disappointed” in himself (uh huh) but the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority is more upset at Harry’s chucklehead party buddies who broke the official code of “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Somewhere, Paris Hilton is pouting that she never inspired her very own Vegas tourism ad campaign. [Ad Week]
More naked pics of Prince Hot Ginge?! Two women have approached a British publicist claiming to have more dirt on Prince Harry’s Las Vegas romp this week that gave me the ginger nude pics of my dreams. Max Clifford said two American women who were apparently in Prince Harry’s Vegas hotel room offered him “lots of interesting things: pictures, video, that kind of thing.” Video? Video! Clifford turned down the ladies, so I suppose they’re on the phone with TMZ as we speak. Stay tuned for more pics of Prince Harry’s pasty white arse, courtesy of a losing game of strip pool. [Newsday]
This morning, I found a ladybug in my apartment. Apparently the little guy was a lucky omen of things to come — naked photos of Prince Harry, aka Prince Hot Ginge, obtained by TMZ, have been released onto the internet! The photos were taken in a Las Vegas hotel room, after Harry apparently lost a game of strip pool and had to disrobe. Sadly, he was smart enough to cover the royal jewels. Read the full story over at TMZ! [Photos: TMZ]
So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,” and “disheartened.”
Remember when Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi for Halloween? “Yes,” (probably some of) you say. But do you? Do we? Because it seemed like after the photos surfaced of him in a Nazi outfit, all he was given was a verbal lashing by the press for a week and Prince Charles’ version of Hank Hill’s “Dangit Bobby!” and then it pretty much disappeared. Yes, he apologized. “He made a mistake!” people say.
You know how I make a mistake? Keep reading »