Posts tagged "prince harry"

Prince Harry Only Sleeps With Rich Girls, Once Swallowed A Live Goldfish

According to a new cover story in Tatler, Prince Harry only hooks up with rich girls who have “something to lose” by selling their stories to the press. Prince Hot Ginge also once “startled” an American at a party by swallowing a live goldfish that had been given to each guest as a parting…

Jessica Wakeman / October 5, 2012

What, Is The Taliban Getting Its News From Us Weekly Now?

So you’re the Taliban. You’ve been fighting for your Islamic fundamentalist cause for a couple decades now. Sure, things were a bit easier before the U.S. decided to intervene and kick you out of Afghanistan, but you’re holding your own. But you are just not helping your cause — or credibility — by commenting o…

Julie Gerstein / September 10, 2012

Woman Spills Details About The Night Prince Harry Got Naked

I knew Buckingham Palace wouldn’t be able to get to all of ‘em! And by that I mean, all of the women who were witness to Prince Harry’s naked partying in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. This weekend, Carrie Reichert spoke to the UK’s Mirror about the 15-20 minutes she spent partying alone with Prince Hot…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 4, 2012

Cocaine, Drugs Could Be Prince Harry’s Vegas Party Bombshell

Cocaine could be the mysterious “something gigantic” being teased about the possible Prince Harry photos or videos that have yet to come out. Rats, I was hoping the “something gigantic” would be Hot Ginge’s royal scepter, not drugs.  The New York Post reports an eyewitness reportedly saw guests in Prince Harry’s Las Vegas hotel suite

Jessica Wakeman / August 29, 2012

Brace Yourselves For A Possible Prince Harry Naked Partying Vegas Video!

Last week, we heard little whispers here and there that the nude photos from Prince Harry’s wild Vegas romp were not the whole story. A British publicist said he’d been approached by two women who claimed to have more photos and even video. Now the rumors are reaching a fever pitch with a source telling Radar…

Jessica Wakeman / August 28, 2012

Keep Calm And Harry On

Prince Harry is so “disappointed” in himself (uh huh) but the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority is more upset at Harry’s chucklehead party buddies who broke the official code of “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Somewhere, Paris Hilton is pouting that she never inspired her very own Vegas tourism ad campaign. [Ad Week]…

Jessica Wakeman / August 27, 2012

“Playgirl” Offers Prince Harry $1 Million To Pose

Playgirl magazine has offered Prince Harry $1 million to pose in its magazine and reveal the goods that weren’t in those nude pics on the InternetA million dollars? As if! He probably spent more than that on his Vegas bar tab. Who do you think Prince Harry is, Levi Johnston?! [The Gloss]
Ew: Rya…

Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2012

More Prince Harry Naked Pics On The Way? Be Still, My Heart

More naked pics of Prince Hot Ginge?! Two women have approached a British publicist claiming to have more dirt on Prince Harry’s Las Vegas romp this week that gave me the ginger nude pics of my dreams. Max Clifford said two American women who were apparently in Prince Harry’s Vegas hotel room offered him “lot…

Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2012

Prince Harry Nude Photos Are Real, Confirms Palace

A royal source has confirmed those Prince Harry naked pics are as real as the ginger pubes around his royal jewels. My number one question about Harry’s nude pics is why he has such a pasty white ass. Can’t he go nude sunbathing and fix that? Feh. I still maintain Harry is the only…

Jessica Wakeman / August 22, 2012

The Naked Prince Harry Photos We’ve Been Praying For

This morning, I found a ladybug in my apartment. Apparently the little guy was a lucky omen of things to come — naked photos of Prince Harry, aka Prince Hot Ginge, obtained by TMZ, have been released onto the internet! The photos were taken in a Las Vegas hotel room, after Harry apparently lost a game…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 21, 2012

Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to…

Jessica Wakeman / August 21, 2012

I’m Sorry, What? Katrina Darling Is An Embarrassment For Kate, But Prince Harry Dressed As A Nazi And We’re Cool?

So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,”…

Almie Rose / August 21, 2012

Morning Quickies: Prince Harry Hooking Up With Ex Chelsy Davy

Prince Harry is hooking up with his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy, the Daily Mail UK claims, but these ex-lovebirds are keeping it on the sly. Chelsy is reportedly not interested in the “royal lifestyle” but the pair has been on-again-off-again for years. So I guess he and Mollie King are dunzo? [Celebitchy]
Rihanna pissed…

Jessica Wakeman / May 7, 2012

6 Things About Prince Harry’s Rumored Girlfriend Mollie King

Most eligible bachelor no more? There are rumors that Prince Harry is dating Mollie King, a 24-year-old Brit pop singer (who has an uncanny resemblance to Sienna Miller). Apparently, Mollie and Harry have been friends since first meeting at the Asprey World Class Cup in 2010, and they were spotted karaoking together at London’s Bunga Bunga clu…

Tres Sugar / April 12, 2012

Morning Quickies: Meet Mollie King, Prince Harry’s New Girlfriend

Prince Hot Ginge is reportedly “smitten” with 24-year-old pop star, Mollie King, from the British all-girl group The Saturdays. Something inside me just died a little. [People]
Find out how Alicia Silverstone responded to controversy over “kiss feeding,” or chewing up food and spitting it into her 11-month-old son’s mouth. [TooFab]
“The…

Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2012

Evening Quickies: Prince Harry Is Texting Pippa Middleton!

Prince Harry reportedly sent a text message to Pippa Middleton from the Caribbean with a link to pictures of himself and the message: “See what you’re missing? Xoxo.” It would totally be weird if the two of them got together for sexytimes … but I’m not going to pretend I haven’t replayed it through…

Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2012

Two Nude Princes Are Better Than One

Cosmopolitan UK is just giving us women what we want: a Prince Harry lookalike model posing naked!  (Oh, and there’s some other guy in this photo, too.) Unfortunately, their diamond jubilees are hidden from the camera during this a fratty locker room moment shot by photographer Alison Jackson for UK Cosmo’s 40th birthday. Something tells me…

Jessica Wakeman / March 2, 2012

Prince Harry To The Rescue! Plus, 16 Other Celebrity Heroes

Just call him The Amazing Hot Ginge. Prince Harry is being labeled a “hero” today after he went to police following a friend’s mugging. See, Harry was on the phone, gabbin’ about girls with a pal (okay, I made that up), when the friend on the line was suddenly mugged. His Royal Ginger reportedly raced…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 19, 2011

Morning Quickies: Prince Harry Parties In Vegas

Prince Harry did Vegas, baby! Hot Ginge hit up the Wynn Las Vegas Tryst Nightclub, parting at a VIP table and dancing with hot girls all night. I don’t suppose any Frisky readers happened to have been in Vegas this weekend, too, and maybe caught a glimpse? [People]
Was Ashton Kutcher’s dumb tweet

Jessica Wakeman / November 21, 2011

Prince Harry Cops A Feel Of Pippa Middleton’s Butt

There’s a new fantasy image to add to the spank bank: Prince Harry groping Pippa Middleton’s famous derriére! While their older sibs are off being royal and stuff, Prince Hot Ginge goes in for an ample squeeze of the glorious Middleton tuchus. Unfortunately this pic is staged by lookalike models posing for photographer Alison Jackson.

Jessica Wakeman / November 17, 2011