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Royal Baby Watch: William & Kate Introduce The World To Their Little Prince

You guys, it’s the royal baby! And he looks just like we expected — like a baby! OH HAPPY DAY! “We could not be happier,” Prince William said about he and Kate’s new bundle of joy. Congrats to them! … More »


Charles And Camilla Commune With The Koalas

While America was shitting its collective pants yesterday, Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were Down Under snuggling cute baby animals. They appear to have wrapped up the marsupials in Hermes scarves, complete with eucalyptus leaves and interspecies affection. I never would have thought I would be jealous of Camilla, but that koala kiss… More »


Every Itty Bitty Detail You’ll Want To Know About Kate Middleton & Prince William’s Wedding

“You look stunning, babe.”

That’s what Prince William supposedly said to Kate Middleton as she joined him at the altar of Westminster Abbey. And stunning she did look. Now, I know you want to know all the details about Kate’s wedding dress, tiara, makeup, and shoes, as well as what everyone else wore to… More »


Will Prince Charles Breakdance At The Royal Wedding?

Wondering what hot moves Prince Charles will be breaking out on the dance floor at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding tomorrow? We can only hope that he resurrects some that he busted in this video from the ’80s. Maybe if he changed out of his suit and into Adidas track gear, he’d… More »


Poll: Would You Vow “To Obey” Your Hubby In Your Wedding Vows?

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Prince William And Kate Middleton’s Engagement Photo Gets Creepy

We thought Prince William and Kate Middleton’s official engagement photo was a little weird. And now that we’ve seen Prince Charles and Diana’s engagement photo, it’s downright effing creepy. William and Kate are posed exactly as Charles and Diana were, from the placement of their hands on each other, to the women wearing the exact… More »


Who Pays For The Royal Wedding?

When many American couples are planning a wedding, tradition dictates the father of the bride foots all or most of the bill. Sure, Kate Middleton’s parents are self-made millionaires from their mail order party supply company, Party Pieces. But that’s nothing on Prince William’s deep-pocketed relatives, of course. Luckily, the royal family is not going… More »


6 Things Prince William And Kate Middleton Shouldn’t Repeat From Diana And Charles’ Wedding

Thank gawd, Prince William and Kate Middleton (who’s been nicknamed “Waity Katie” by the British media) finally got engaged! The date hasn’t been set yet, but the wedding will supposedly be the biggest since William’s mother, Princess Diana, married his father, Prince Charles. This brought back all sorts of flashbacks of the magical princess-making wedding… More »


Quotable: Take Fashion Advice From Prince Charles? Maybe.

“Fashion clearly makes people feel good, but now it has to do the world good, too, by contributing to the creation of a virtuous circle, with nature protected at the centre … For [vintage fashion] is not only about an attraction for retro design and the charm of the old, it is very much about… More »


The Ickiest Sex Scandal Quotes Ever

The best part of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitting he’s been having an affair – with tax payer dollars, no less! – with a mysterious woman named “Maria”? The fact that some of the love letters he sent her have been released! It is true poetry, peoples. Ahem…
“You have a level of sophistication… More »


Prince Refuses Hip Replacement ‘Cause It’s Against His Religion. Other Anti-Medicine Celebs.

For a long time, I was certain the artist formerly known as Prince (or is he Prince again? I get confused) was an alien. Turns out, he’s just a Jehovah’s Witness. After a lifetime of sexy dancing, the 50-something-year-old is in need of a double hip replacement, trading in his raspberry beret for a diamond-encrusted… More »


Shun, Shag, Or Marry?: British Royals

This weekend, Prince Harry was seen snuggling with his ex, Chelsy Davy. Two months ago, Chels broke it off because she wanted to stop partying and start getting serious about her law career. Apparently he got her to take him back by wearing an Alice Cooper wig and taking her to a rave. Classy dude,… More »


Royal Mix-Up: Prince Charles Invites Dita Von Teese Over

Who can resist the charms of glamour queen Dita Von Teese? Not even stodgy Prince Charles, which is why he introduced himself to the attractive alabaster stranger at a Cartier event. When the Royal asked Ms. Dita what she did, she replied that she was a “dancer.” When Prince Charles unwittingly asked the dancer to… More »


The Daily Hotness: Prince Harry

William may be second in line to the thrown after his father, Prince Charles, but Harry has always been first in line to our hearts. The second son of Charles and Diana (or so they’d like us to believe!) possesses the fiery ginger hair and freckles of his mother’s side of the family and none… More »