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Royal Baby’s Cash Value: $376M

Kate Middleton

You can’t put a price on the birth of a child—unless you’re the British economy, and the child is an heir to the throne. The royal baby, due in July, will bring some $376 million into Britain’s retail coffers, according to a Center for Retail Research report. That’s thanks to all the baby-related stuff hitting the shops, from “Pitter Patter” nail polish to royal baby showers for non-royal moms. Meanwhile, the Middleton family company, Party Pieces, is selling a new baby range. Read more on Newser…

Creepy Giant Babies Terrorize London In Advance Of The Royal Baby’s Birth

The royal baby is due to slide down the royal vagina any minute now and Britain is ready. Specifically, British gamblers are placing bets on everything to do with the child: name, gender (a boy according to Prince Harry, a girl according to some lady who claims Kate Middleton spilled the beans), its hair color, even whether it’ll have hair at all. Daddy did start balding in kindergarten, you know. Gambling website Paddy Power sent these four creepy giant babies around London-town to drum up press for their bets and cause nightmares in small children. Clearly they succeeded at both. If you were hoping for another Prince Hot Ginge in 18 years, I hate to break it to you that the odds are 11 to 4. [AdWeek] [Photo: AdWeek]

Prince Harry Supposedly Telling People Kate Is Pregnant With A Little Prince

Perfect Polka Dots
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Kate's Cute Belly
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  • Prince Harry is supposedly telling everyone Kate Middleton is carrying a boy. I shudder to think what kind of trouble Uncle Harry and the little prince will get into 18 years from now. [Dlisted]
  • Keira Knightley’s tulle wedding gown — which she wore when she married James Righton of the Klaxons this weekend – is possibly a Rodarte gown she already wore back in 2008. Hey, celebs can shop their closets, too! [Telegraph UK]
  • Vogue editrix Anna Wintour had Kanye West and Kim Kardashian over for dinner at her place last night — no doubt burning sage afterwards to cleanse all the bad energy. [US Weekly]
  • Oprah actually asked newly-out-of-the-closet NBA player Jason Collins if he ever played with Barbies as a kid. Facepalm. [Vanity Fair]
  • “The Office” held a wrap party in Scranton, Pennsylvania, this weekend and it was kind of adorable. [HyperVocal] Keep reading »

An Imagined Conversation Between Baby Kimye And Kate And Wills’ Royal Spawn

On the one side, you’ve got Duchess Catherine and Prince William, actual British royalty who are experiencing the highs and lows of their first pregnancy. On the other: Kimye — aka Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – who are expecting the fruit of their loins around the same time. What would happen if the two unborns were to somehow develop not only sentient thoughts, but also the ability to text in utero? The bloggers at Mom.me imagined what such an exchange might be like. See the start of their conversation after the jump, and the rest at the link! [Mom.me] Keep reading »

Kimye Procreates!
These two are having a baby. Not cool. Read More »
Kate Is Pregnant!
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Buckingham Palace has finally confirmed the princess is pregnant. Read More »
Kim's Pregnancy Essentials
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Frequently Asked Questions About Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy

News of Kate Middleton’s pregnancy broke only days ago, but already there’s been a steady appetite for updates about her condition and the royal baby growing inside of her. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s baby will be third in line to the British throne, bumping Prince Harry down to the fourth position. Since Will and Kate were forced to reveal the good news before they wanted to, due to Kate’s acute morning sickness, the public will be following along with the pregnancy for longer than expected. To get up to date, here are some FAQs and answers about Kate’s pregnancy.

Q: How far along is she?

A: The palace has only confirmed that Kate is less than 12 weeks along. Some sources says she is only eight weeks along, which would mean we can expect a baby at the end of June or early July. Read more…

5 Possible Explanations For Why Prince Harry Doesn’t Have A Royal Love Child

Kate Is Pregnant!
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Buckingham Palace has finally confirmed the princess is pregnant. Read More »
Only Rich Girls For Harry
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Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »

Sure, I’m excited that Kate Middleton is pregnant with The Most Important Baby Ever. (More than “excited” — I screamed out loud, actually.) But as usual, I’m more interested in what’s been going on in Prince Harry’s royal drawers, not Prince William’s. 

C’mon. You would kinda expect to see “PRINCE HARRY LOVE CHILD!!!” spread across the cover of The National Enquirer after that whole gettin’-naked-in Vegas-thing happened. I can’t be the only one to wonder why we’ve never heard about some rich leggy blonde chickswelling with princely sperm. Here are some theories …

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