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Prince William And Kate Middleton (Maybe) Set A Wedding Date

A friend with a big mouth just spilled some major royal beans! Prince William is allegedly going to marry his longtime love, Kate Middleton, in June 2012, right after his 30th birthday. The couple’s friend, Jules Knight of the band, Blake, told British magazine The People that William would like to focus on his military duties as a RAF pilot for the next three years and Kate supports that plan. “She’s mentioned Blake might be able to perform at the wedding, which would be brilliant for us,” Knight told People. Hmm, maybe not after you told a gossip mag their secret wedding plans, dude.

Oh, well, the Heir is as good as married, but the Spare‘s still a free agent. Which scion of the British aristocracy would you rather bone? [People.co.uk] Keep reading »

Prince William And Prince Harry (Or “Baldy and Ginger”) Are Roomies!

Prince William and Prince Harry, or as the U.K. Daily Express calls them, “Baldy and Ginger,” are doing flight training together in Shropshire, which sounds suspiciously like “Hobbit” territory to me. William is training to become a search and rescue pilot, while Harry will fly attack helicopters and recently spent ten weeks serving in Afghanistan. The two are now roommates for what Harry calls, “the first and last time we will be living together.” [Hello Magazine]

Of course, being hot young princeys, they’re always up to no good and enjoy many topless pillow fights. No, but seriously, how cute is it that they have to live together and take care of each other and give each other sponge baths? Okay, so I’m being wildly inappropriate, but here are their latest royal ramblings on the subject. Keep reading »

Shun, Shag, Or Marry?: British Royals

This weekend, Prince Harry was seen snuggling with his ex, Chelsy Davy. Two months ago, Chels broke it off because she wanted to stop partying and start getting serious about her law career. Apparently he got her to take him back by wearing an Alice Cooper wig and taking her to a rave. Classy dude, that Hank. Does it run in the fam? Here’s who we’d shun, shag, and marry from the royal menagerie…
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Star Couplings: Madonna Dumped Jesus Luz

  • Madonna dumped Jesus Luz after she saw pics of him with another woman. Who’s Madonna going to torment with Kabballah now?[Dlisted]
  • Mariah Carey thumbs her nose at the recession by making an offer on the world’s most expensive mansion, which is listed at $125 million. [Perez Hilton]
  • Prince William’s career is more important than marrying Kate Middleton, despite whispers of an engagement. [OKMagazine]
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    Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Have A Jungle Book Baby

  • Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character from “The Jungle Book.” Like years, and years, and years of ass kickings in junior high. [DListed]
  • Adorable new couple alert! Emily Blunt (from “The Devil Wears Prada”) and John Kransinski (Jim on “The Office”) are dating! [Just Jared]
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    Five Things You Might Not Know About Kate Middleton

    Prince William’s longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton surprised us this week in a pair of yellow short-shorts and sequined halter top she wore to an ’80s-themed charity event she co-hosted. Typically, the 26-year-old wears dresses or suits of which the Queen would approve. What else don’t we know about her?

  • Madame Tussauds has already started making a wax replica of her — so it will be ready when she and Prince William get married. The rumor-mill says they’ll be engaged around Christmas and married next year. Talk about pressure. No wonder Wills is losing his hair.
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    Quickies!: Give Yourself Awful School Yearbook Hair

  • See what you look like with really bad yearbook hair.We did! [YearbookYourself]
  • Prince William adjusts himself. [Candy Kirby]
  • Summer jobs can suck, but sometimes you get a little revenge, if only in the cyberspace. [College Candy]
  • There are reasons for remaining child-free. Pregnancy is #1. [Shine.yahoo]
  • Lots of people get fired. Here are a few tips on taking that pink slip and cashing it in for something better. [Asylum]
  • Eww. Most disgusting school lunches indeed! [Holy Taco]
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    Prince William’s Thinning Hair Is Making Him Shy

    Saturday is Prince William’s 26th birthday, and he is concerned about his thinning hair. One Mail on Sunday reporter said that part of the reason William has stopped going out so much is because he’s self-conscious about the back of his head. For his birthday, William will celebrate at Highgrove, the family estate, instead of going out on the town. Prince Charles is said to have given William the key to the extensive wine cellar, and William’s favorite drink, the “crack baby” will also be served. (Crack Babies are fresh passion fruit mixed with vodka and champagne and served in a little shot glass.) William, don’t worry about your thinning hair. As a prince, I’m sure people can overlook this, plus, you’re really tall. If you don’t stoop to other people’s level, no one will ever notice. Also, that beret-style hat is a good look for you. [CBS News] Keep reading »

    Poll: Should Kate Middleton Get A Job?

    Kate Middleton, Prince William’s longtime girlfriend, quit her job as an accessories buyer at the end of last year to pursue a career as photographer. But for the past three months, she has been working for her parents’ mail-order company, photographing new stock for its website. While she’s technically working as a photographer, it doesn’t seem like a real job. You might be saying, “Oh, she’s 26 years old and trying to find herself,” but that’s not what a friend of hers told the Sydney Morning Herald. “It’s an easy number for Kate and basically something to fill her days while she waits for William,” the friend said. The Queen is not happy about Kate’s joblessness, as she thinks Kate should get a real job instead of biding her time, waiting for William to propose. Is the Queen just a meddling mother-in-law, or should Kate, possibly a future princess, actually get a job? Keep reading »

    Extravagant And Strange Celeb Gifts

    David Beckham recently bought Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley. Apparently the two developed a passion for wine while they were in Spain (which also happens to be when Becks developed a passion for the nanny). But don’t think you’ll be able to go to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Chateau Posh — it will be consumed by themselves and friends only. Check out some other extravagant celeb gifts after the jump. [MarieClaire.co.uk] Keep reading »

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