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Evening Quickies: Queen Says Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Is “Horrid”

  • Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth toured the new exhibit at Buckingham Palace devoted to Kate and William’s wedding and the Queen joked that Kate’s dress was “horrid.” Oh, Elizabeth, you are such a card. [US Weekly]
  • Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when a “Good Morning America” interviewer asked her if she feels that Kardashians have made her irrelevant. Oh, boo effing hoo. [Celebitchy]
  • Depressing: Casey Anthony is negotiating to make bank on her first TV interview. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Did Marilyn Monroe make a sex tape? A man in Spain claims to have one, allegedly filmed when she was still a struggling actress named Norma Jean Baker. The legitimacy of the tape is under dispute, but it’ll be auctioned off to the highest bidder on August 7 in Argentina. [Jezebel]

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Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

  • Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a “vagina nut,” so named for its resemblance to a woman’s genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister during their honeymoon on the island. The coco de mer is a type of coconut which only grows on islands there. I guess that’s better than a blender? [News.com.au via The Gloss]
  • Kate Hudson explains why she named her newborn son “Bingham.” Good, because many of us were wondering about that. [Just Jared]
  • “Sex and the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon is finally going to marry her girlfriend now that gay marriage is legal in New York State. Cute! Do we think SJP will be a bridesmaid? [Newsweek]
  • Ten pop songs that can help you with your homework. [Crushable]

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Prince William Molds A Willy Out Of Clay

Before heading back across the pond after an exciting trip to North America, Prince William and Kate Middleton spent some time getting crafty with the kids at Los Angeles’ Inner City Arts yesterday. Dare I suggest that Prince William seems to be constructing a giant dong out of clay? Oh Willy! Keep reading »

Cowboy William And His Cowgirl Kate

Now, I’m not exactly sure what is happening in this photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton as they attended a rodeo yesterday in Canada. But I’m guessing, considering the steer’s bottom and their facial expressions, that it doesn’t smell so good. Also, these two look like naturals in cowboy hats. Kind of. [Calgary, 7/7/11] Keep reading »

Quickies: Plastic Surgeon On Call For Royal Visit To L.A. & Rosario Dawson’s Giant Vagina Plans

  • Prince William has a plastic surgeon on call when he plays a polo match in L.A. this weekend, in case he injures that princely face and needs immediate medical attention. Hmm. Let’s get real for a second. Does this doc do hair implants? [L.A. Times]
  • The very best of TV vigilante Nancy Grace’s bats**t crazy Casey Anthony coverage. [Jezebel]
  • James Spader is officially replacing Steve Carell on “The Office.” Please tell me Dunder-Mifflin will take a “Secretary” turn? [Bite.ca]
  • I miiiiight be obsessed with the newly leaked Kelly Clarkson song, “Let Me Down.” [Popdust]
  • The plots of vintage lesbian erotica are just what you’d expect them to be: awesome. [The Gloss]

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Dragon Boat Racing Is Having A Moment

A week and a half ago, I had never heard of dragon boat racing. But then, for a group date, “Bachelorette” Ashley Hebert had the dudes vying for her love head out into Hong Kong, assemble a team, and join her on the beach for a dragon boat race. I cheered as Mickey and Ames paddled like pros, and laughed as Ben and Constantine remarked that they were being “smoked like salmon, bro.”

Now, just a week later, I’ve had my second exposure to dragon boating, this time via Prince William and Kate Middleton. Keep reading »

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