So you’re the Taliban. You’ve been fighting for your Islamic fundamentalist cause for a couple decades now. Sure, things were a bit easier before the U.S. decided to intervene and kick you out of Afghanistan, but you’re holding your own. But you are just not helping your cause — or credibility — by commenting on Prince Harry’s naked pictures. Keep reading »
I knew Buckingham Palace wouldn’t be able to get to all of ‘em! And by that I mean, all of the women who were witness to Prince Harry’s naked partying in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. This weekend, Carrie Reichert spoke to the UK’s Mirror about the 15-20 minutes she spent partying alone with Prince Hot Ginge in Sin City, and over the course of the evening, witnessed him issuing copious “naked hugs” and pushing his firecrotch up against a window “just like, ‘Look at me Vegas, these are the royal jewels’.” Keep reading »
Cocaine could be the mysterious “something gigantic” being teased about the possible Prince Harry photos or videos that have yet to come out. Rats, I was hoping the “something gigantic” would be Hot Ginge’s royal scepter, not drugs. The New York Post reports an eyewitness reportedly saw guests in Prince Harry’s Las Vegas hotel suite snorting cocaine and that other people at the party were tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms and “high on weed.” (No, not high on weed!) The source says the people in possession of the pictures/videos are skittish “they don’t want to be implicated for any illegal activities.” Which is a good concern to have. It should be noted that the Post claims Prince Harry was not seen using any drugs. Alas, even if “he didn’t inhale,” allegedly having having cocaine, shrooms, and the demon weed in his hotel room would look bad.
I’m still holding out that this is just an awful rumor and there are more naked pics on the way. [New York Post]
Last week, we heard little whispers here and there that the nude photos from Prince Harry’s wild Vegas romp were not the whole story. A British publicist said he’d been approached by two women who claimed to have more photos and even video. Now the rumors are reaching a fever pitch with a source telling Radar Online there exists “video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room … There have been very quiet inquiries into how much the video is worth.” Keep reading »
Prince Harry is so “disappointed” in himself (uh huh) but the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority is more upset at Harry’s chucklehead party buddies who broke the official code of “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” Somewhere, Paris Hilton is pouting that she never inspired her very own Vegas tourism ad campaign. [Ad Week]