Cosmopolitan UK is just giving us women what we want: a Prince Harry lookalike model posing naked! (Oh, and there’s some other guy in this photo, too.) Unfortunately, their diamond jubilees are hidden from the camera during this a fratty locker room moment shot by photographer Alison Jackson for UK Cosmo‘s 40th birthday. Something tells me the Queen will not be amused. [The Daily Beast via Cosmopolitan UK]
Just call him The Amazing Hot Ginge. Prince Harry is being labeled a “hero” today after he went to police following a friend’s mugging. See, Harry was on the phone, gabbin’ about girls with a pal (okay, I made that up), when the friend on the line was suddenly mugged. His Royal Ginger reportedly raced across the city to help his friend in need and when he couldn’t find him, Harry walked his princely butt over to the local police station, where he gave a witness statement. As a result of that and, you know, police work, a suspect was aprehended. [CBS News]
I love this story because it allows me a reason to picture Prince Harry in a cape. But also, I love stories of celebs swooping in like the superior beings that they are and saving the day! Here are 16 other stories of celebs behaving heroically!
There’s a new fantasy image to add to the spank bank: Prince Harry groping Pippa Middleton’s famous derriére! While their older sibs are off being royal and stuff, Prince Hot Ginge goes in for an ample squeeze of the glorious Middleton tuchus. Unfortunately this pic is staged by lookalike models posing for photographer Alison Jackson. She also has a great staged images of postcoital “Pippa” in “Prince Harry”‘s military jacket, at the link. Sigh. When is Hot Ginge going to grope my booty? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
That didn’t take long: an American girl has already sunk her claws into my future husband, the bitch. Prince Harry, who is doing helicopter training in California, has been spotted three times with a 26-year-old waitress named Jessica Donaldson. They met two weeks ago at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego, where Jessica works, and were seen eating lunch together the next day. Last weekend the pair were seen partying at a bar in Solana Beach, kissing and drinking tequila. Jessica is a brunette and I am also named Jessica and am a brunette. But she has “a large floral tattoo down one side,” according to the New York Post, while I do not. And this, I believe, is what is keeping Prince Harry and I apart. Le sigh. [New York Post] Keep reading »
I’m biding my time with my future husband and letting him sow his wild oats. But I still keep tabs on Prince Harry because a girl’s got to know what she’s getting into! After touching down in El Centro, California for helicopter training last week, Hot Ginge wasted no time throwing a pool party at the Andaz Hotel’s Ivy rooftop bar in San Diego. That’s my boy. Keep reading »