This weekend, Prince Harry was seen snuggling with his ex, Chelsy Davy. Two months ago, Chels broke it off because she wanted to stop partying and start getting serious about her law career. Apparently he got her to take him back by wearing an Alice Cooper wig and taking her to a rave. Classy dude, that Hank. Does it run in the fam? Here’s who we’d shun, shag, and marry from the royal menagerie…
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Who can resist the charms of glamour queen Dita Von Teese? Not even stodgy Prince Charles, which is why he introduced himself to the attractive alabaster stranger at a Cartier event. When the Royal asked Ms. Dita what she did, she replied that she was a “dancer.” When Prince Charles unwittingly asked the dancer to do a number at Prince Harry’s upcoming birthday party in September, he had no idea he’d get more show than he bargained for. After the damage, er booking, was done, an aide informed the culturally clueless Prince Charles about Dita’s contributions to the art of striptease and he was mortified. After all, what would his mummy think?! We think under those suits and floral hats, there’s a side to the Queen that likes to get down — or at least appreciate a woman who can. But we’ll have to wait and see if the real tassel-twirling burlesque show will go on at Buckingham Palace. [Daily Star]
William may be second in line to the thrown after his father, Prince Charles, but Harry has always been first in line to our hearts. The second son of Charles and Diana (or so they’d like us to believe!) possesses the fiery ginger hair and freckles of his mother’s side of the family and none of the inbred awkwardness of his father’s, making him the dark horse in the race for hottest royal. After it was revealed last week that Harry had been fighting on the front lines for the British Army in Afghanistan, the world took their eyes away from Will’s rapidly thinning bald spot and cast them upon the little spitfire, currently single after a break-up with longtime girlfriend Chelsea. We don’t really care if his time in the British Army is just a photo op or real bravery — all we know is that he looks mighty fine in those fatigues. Keep reading »
