primaries

Hillary Clinton Secured The Democratic Nomination, Becoming The First Female Nominee For A Major Party

The former secretary of state of expected to become the presumptive nominee after big primaries Tuesday, but Puerto Rico’s Democratic primary Sunday bumped her over the threshold a day early. More »


These Twitter Reactions To Ted Cruz Dropping Out Of Presidential Race Are Bleak And Hilarious

After suffering yet another defeat by alleged human Donald Trump during Tuesday night’s primary in Indiana, notorious handshake attempter Ted Cruz dropped out of the race for president. Twitter had a lot of feelings about it. More »


Watch Donald Trump And Ben Carson Sway To ‘Stand By Me’ Because Life Is A Nightmare

All of this happens while Ben Carson awkwardly swayed on the side like the sad little brother begrudgingly invited to the birthday party. More »


Republicans Still Love Trump, Democrats Turn Out For Bernie In March 8 Primaries

Sanders pulled off a surprise win, Rubio’s campaign is a surprising dud. More »


Gennifer Flowers: Sex, Lies, and Audio Tapes

Gennifer Flowers, the self-proclaimed “charismatic actress, comedienne, and singer,” is better known for her recordings of President Clinton. The pair allegedly had a 12-year affair that was exposed during his 1992 Presidential campaign. Memorably, Flowers called a press conference to play taped phone conversations in which they called each other “honey.” While Flowers claims she… More »


Bill Clinton Says He “Kind of Liked To See Barack And Hillary Fight”

Bill Clinton, distinguished former president, author, lawyer, oral sex aficionado, and humanitarian, has now become a fight promoter. While addressing a church crowd in Greenville, S.C., the potential first First Man suggested that he “kind of liked to see Barack and Hillary fight.” Whoa there tiger! As if the verbal mud slinging hasn’t been graphic… More »