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These Twitter Reactions To Ted Cruz Dropping Out Of Presidential Race Are Bleak And Hilarious

After suffering yet another defeat by alleged human Donald Trump during Tuesday night’s primary in Indiana, notorious handshake attempter Ted Cruz dropped out of the race for president. Twitter had a…

Jessica Blankenship | May 3, 2016 - 8:53 pm

Watch Donald Trump And Ben Carson Sway To ‘Stand By Me’ Because Life Is A Nightmare

All of this happens while Ben Carson awkwardly swayed on the side like the sad little brother begrudgingly invited to the birthday party.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 21, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Republicans Still Love Trump, Democrats Turn Out For Bernie In March 8 Primaries

Sanders pulled off a surprise win, Rubio’s campaign is a surprising dud.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 9, 2016 - 11:18 am

Gennifer Flowers: Sex, Lies, and Audio Tapes

Gennifer Flowers, the self-proclaimed “charismatic actress, comedienne, and singer,” is better known for her recordings of President Clinton. The pair allegedly had a 12-year affair that was exposed during his…

Simcha | February 27, 2008 - 3:00 pm

Bill Clinton Says He “Kind of Liked To See Barack And Hillary Fight”

Bill Clinton, distinguished former president, author, lawyer, oral sex aficionado, and humanitarian, has now become a fight promoter. While addressing a church crowd in Greenville, S.C., the potential first First…

Simcha | January 23, 2008 - 6:30 pm