This week on “Pretty Wild,” our girl Alexis Neiers is brought to tears when her lawyer tells her she probably won’t go to jail for her alleged involvement in “the bling ring,” a group of Los Angeles teenagers who police say broke into celebrities’ homes to steal their money and clothes.
The legal eagle informs Alexis and her mom, Andrea Arlington, “If everything is as Alexis says it is, we may be able to make this go away for you.” (Ahh, lawyer-speak!) Alexis cries happy tears — but then her mother randomly starts yelling at her about what an ungrateful kid she is. Hey, I have to admit, it’s thrilling to see Mrs. Arlington at least try to discipline her daughter for once in her life. Keep reading »
Getting photographed smoking out of a bong is dumb. But getting photographed smoking out of a bong while topless?
“Pretty Wild” reality star Tess Taylor — the one Alexis Neiers calls her “sister,” even though the two are just friends who are not biologically related — was snapped sans bra with a big ol’ bong and the pics were posted on a D-list gossip blog, TheDirty.com. Tess Taylor’s lawyer fired off a cease and desist letter to The Dirty’s editor, Nik Richie, claiming the nude photos were posted “illegally” and they violate her privacy. (At least Richie courteously Photoshopped little pink hearts over Taylor’s nips.)
Oh, poor Tess. But we’re sure you were just smoking tobacco out of that bong … right? [TMZ.com] Keep reading »
I don’t know about you, but the first time I ever heard about Alexis Neiers and “the bling ring” (a group of L.A. teenagers who’ve been accused of breaking into celebrities’ homes and stealing their clothes) was in a pretty condemning Vanity Fair magazine article. This week on “Pretty Wild,” we got to see the interview from Alexis’ point of view and — you guessed it — there were tears involved. Keep reading »
On this week’s episode of “Pretty Wild,”
our girl Alexis Neirs
has been invited to Cabo San Lucas in Mexico to do a charity event for Haiti. But seeing as Alexis is embroiled in legal trouble for her alleged participation in the Hollywood “bling ring”
— a group of L.A. teens who police say robbed the homes of celebrities — she wants to check with her lawyer first. This clip makes it seem like if Alexis just whines
enough, her lawyer will “let” her go! But at least he hilariously warns Alexis that “bounty hunters” will track her down if she tries to flee justice a lá
rape-y old Roman Polanski
(although she’d have her E! reality crew in tow, natch). [E! Online
] Keep reading »
This week on “Pretty Wild,” our “bling ring” buddy Alexis Neiers is planning little sister Gabby‘s Sweet 16 party with her pal, Tess. It’s just your average 16-year-old’s birthday party: a red carpet, a “Gabby-tini,” pole dancing, catered Italian food.
But somebody wants FONDUE instead, damn it. “This is my 16th birthday!” Gabby shrieks. “Not some kind of whore party!”
Methinks this girl is going to make some guy very, very happy someday. [E! Online] Keep reading »
Our new-favorite-least-favorite reality show, “Pretty Wild,” didn’t post any videos online this week, so we have no idea what party girl Alexis Neiers and her pals are up to.
Thankfully, the evening news program “Dateline” has stepped in to keep a steady stream of spoiled-child dumbassery flowing freely! Friday at 9 p.m. (EST), “Dateline” will air a spot on the Hollywood “bling ring,” which is the group of Los Angeles teenagers — including Alexis Neiers, pre-reality show — who allegedly broke into the homes of actors and actresses to steal their clothes, money and jewelry. (You can read more about the Hollywood “bling ring,” and how they got busted, here.)
“Dateline” couldn’t possibly be as entertaining as watching Alexis on “Pretty Wild.” But who are we kidding? We have nothing better to do at 9 p.m. on Friday. [MSNBC] Keep reading »