Posts tagged "presidents"

The 4 Most Impressively Weird Sex Lives of U.S. Presidents

When you become president, something in your brain snaps. You're a normal person for a while, and then, as soon as you take your oath on Inauguration Day, the part of your brain that normally makes sure you don't get too weird with sex collapses in on itself, and a new game begins. The rule…
By: Cracked / November 14, 2012

Who Wore It Better?: The First Lady Faces Off Against Ann Romney

Now that we've gotten that silly town hall presidential debate out of the way, let's discuss what's really important: clothes! In a twist of fashion fate, First Lady Michelle Obama and Ann Romney both sported vibrant pink to last night's event in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Egg went for a…
By: Rachel Krause / October 17, 2012

Cats That Look LIke Presidents

You were thinking, I don't see enough presidential cats these days.┬áLet's remedy that, shall we? Here, a cat resembling Thomas Jefferson. And after the jump, have you seen a cat that looks more like Millard Filmore? Probably not. [Buzzfeed]…
By: Julie Gerstein / July 8, 2012

Happy Birthday, Barack! Which Presidential Birthday Party Would You Rather Go To?

Today is Barack Obama's 48th birthday. It's Tuesday, so he's working, but we don't feel too bad because he celebrated over the weekend by taking a trip to Camp David and brushing up on his bowling skills. He bowled a 144—pretty darn good for a dude who claimed a few months ago that…
By: Nikki Dowling / August 4, 2009

Presidential Pornography

Painter Justine Lai's series of erotic oil paintings depicting the artist banging it out with U.S. Presidents massage two nerdy pleasure centers: history and sex. Are you reading this, History Channel? Less Nazis, more Presidential pegging please! The artist's intent is to break down the mythological idea of the President, expose their inherent humanity and…
By: John DeVore / March 27, 2009

Quickies!: White House Sex, Aretha’s Inaugural Hat, Unabomber Role Play

A lot has gone on behind the closed doors of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., including a few love affairs and sex scandals. Check out how our presidents' secret love lives shaped our values regarding sex and relationships as a nation. Just a heads up, the article doesn't mention James Buchanan's suspected homosexuality. [Your Tango]…
By: Annika Harris / January 21, 2009

The Seven Sexiest Presidents On Screen

Today is Election Day, and I'd hate to taint the actual political merits of the hottest candidate by calling him out on his looks, charisma, and killer dance moves. Instead, let’s drool over the actors Hollywood has made rulers. Here are seven of the sexiest Presidents ever captured on screen, after the jump ...
By: Simcha / November 4, 2008

Get Ready For Jenna Bush’s Wedding!

While making plans for the weekend, don't forget to think about how you'll celebrate Jenna Bush's nuptials. Residents of Crawford, TX, where the wedding will take place, are really getting into it despite the fact that few, if any, of the town's residents have been invited. One gift shop plans to serve punch and cake…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 7, 2008