Posts tagged "presidential election"

WATCH: Larry Wilmore Destroys Jeb Bush

Watch as Larry Wilmore insults Jeb via his brother, George W. in an epic take-down including this:
“Basically, your brother took a big stinking dump and didn’t flush, broke the toilet, you admit you would have done the same thing, and now you’re trying to blame it on the nice lady down the hall who’s deleting…

Katrin Higher / August 15, 2015

The Only Election Night Drinking Game You’ll Need

How are you going to get through the next 24 hours of election news, voting and results? If you’re anything like us, you’ll need a stiff drink or three to watch the votes roll in tonight. We are nervous as heck, and this drinking game should help us, and you, relax a little bit. Until…

Julie Gerstein / November 6, 2012

Everything You Need To Know To Vote, Dummy

Guys, the 2012 presidential election is nigh! And with less than two months to go before the next president is elected, y’all need to get your voting ducks in a row. If you’re not registered, or not sure where you’re registered, or are concerned about weird, restrictive new voter ID laws in your states, we’ll…

Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2012

8 Hot Reasons To Care About The Republican Presidential Candidates

Buckle up, because we’ve got another 10 months of intense campaigning, debating and intense political infighting before the 2012 election season is out. To make the journey slightly more pleasant, we’ve selected a some of the candidates’ more attractive assets — specifically their hottie sons. We thought some eye candy couldn’t hurt (And okay, okay,…

Julie Gerstein / January 18, 2012

Sadly, RuPaul Isn’t Running For President

In recent weeks, your love of all things draggy and sparkly may have momentarily given you a brain fart — seeing all those mentions of Ron Paul everywhere certainly did remind us of a certain leggy ’90s icon. But no, as much as we wish it were true, it’s Ron Paul that’s running for president…

Julie Gerstein / January 10, 2012

Quickies!: It’s Britney’s Circus, Bitch

Britney Spears’ Circus cover has been released. I will never tire of that “It’s Britney, bitch” joke. [Popbytes]
There are so many ways to get yourself off, so why limit yourself to one kind of self-pleasure and massage? [Your Tango]
Scroll through this checklist to make sure you’re in prime voting form for tomorrow. [Shine]…

Annika Harris / November 3, 2008

The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For November 1st-2nd 2008

This weekend “Biography” highlights the four key players in the presidential election, just in time for Election Day, this Tuesday November 4th. And if you’re as enthralled with the resurgence of vampire culture as we are, check out the BIO channel on Saturday for “Secret Life of Vampires” at 5 pm. The program will be…

Annika Harris / November 1, 2008

Barack “That One” Obama & John McCain Debate: 15 Random Things We Noticed

Second Presidential debate down, one more to go before we vote in November! Hooray! Last night’s debate between Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain was done in the “town hall” style, in which Average Joe (Sixpacks!) asked some of the questions, while moderator Tom Brokaw directed. While mind-numbingly boring at times, most pundits from…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 8, 2008

Obama & McCain Condoms: Protection You Can Count On

The November elections seem close, and now the political powerhouses of John McCain and Barack Obama are getting even closer to the things that matter most to us. Both are faces imprinted on a line of condoms — but we gotta ask…who would you rather have protecting YOUR crotch? [ and]…

Simcha / June 24, 2008