Posts tagged "president obama"

President Obama Announces Plans For Equal Pay

Congress needs to pass the Paycheck Fairness Act already.

Robyn Pennacchia | January 29, 2016 - 2:00 pm

The White House’s ‘Year In Photos’ Is The Best Way To Say Farewell To This Goddamn Year

Look at all of these as many times as you see fit.

Megan Reynolds | December 31, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Watch President Obama And Jerry Seinfeld Drink Coffee, Drive Around In A Car, Chill

Please enjoy the latest installment of President Obama being chill.

Megan Reynolds | December 31, 2015 - 10:07 am

David Spade Gets Attention By Claiming ‘Obama Is Thirsty For Attention’

David Spade, also known as the voice of Emperor Kuzco, has spoken, and he is full of criticism for President Obama.

Bronwyn Isaac | December 28, 2015 - 12:00 pm

The Obamas Pay Respect In San Bernardino Before Going To Hawaii For Holidays

The Obama’s yearly Christmas trip to Hawaii involved a pit-stop in San Bernardino on Friday in order to pay their respects to the victims of early December’s shooting.

Katrin Higher | December 19, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Reminder: The First Family Will Never Be This Cool Again

When we’re all living in a police state under the oppressive thumb of a presidency that wants to make America great or whatever, remeber the goddamn Obamas. Appreciate them now,…

Megan Reynolds | December 9, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Rupert Murdoch Is Totes Sorry He Said Obama Wasn’t A “Real” Black President

He’s shocked anyone took offense!

Robyn Pennacchia | October 8, 2015 - 12:00 pm

President Obama On Latest School Shooting: “This Has Become Routine”

Yesterday evening, President Obama held a press conference to address the latest mass shooting, this time at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon. Yesterday afternoon, 10 people were killed by a gunman…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 2, 2015 - 9:37 am

Trump Supporter Calls For “Getting Rid” Of Muslims, The Donald Just Nods His Head

Color me utterly unsurprised that a supporter of Donald Trump — who made headlines as the chief celebrity birther — thinks President Obama is a Muslim, that Muslims are this…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2015 - 9:30 am

Clock-Making Student Ahmed Mohamed Invited To The White House By POTUS Himself

Man, Ahmed Mohamed sure is having a wild week. On Monday, the Texas ninth grader was interrogated and then arrested for building an electronic clock from scratch that his dumbfuck…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2015 - 6:10 pm

Despite Threats, Obama Makes A Case For Gay Rights In Kenya

Despite many threats against Obama’s decision to bring up anti-gay discrimination, during his conference with Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta while on his African tour, the President went and did it…

Katrin Higher | July 25, 2015 - 1:00 pm

President Obama Gets Candid About Race On WTF! With Marc Maron Podcast, Catches Flack For Using The N-Word

As you might expect, conservatives are being ridiculously and deliberately obtuse about Obama’s use of the n-word during the interview.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 22, 2015 - 10:00 am

Obama Goes To Germany, Enjoys An Ice Cold Brewskie At 11AM

Having just visited my motherland of Germany last month, I am very pleased to see that Obama is embracing what is one of its many exquisite offerings: delicious beer.

Katrin Higher | June 7, 2015 - 11:08 am

Republicans Come Out Swinging For The 1% In State Of The Union Responses

In last night’s State of The Union speech, President Barack Obama finally got it together to start proposing some of the things the American people thought they voted him in…

Robyn Pennacchia | January 21, 2015 - 12:40 pm

“Fancy” Gets The Presidential Lip Dub Treatment

Presidential lip dubs: they just never get old. Here’s President Obama dubbing one of the songs of summer — “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea. But wait: does this mean the president…

Jessica Wakeman | August 6, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Presidential Masculinity Apparently Cannot Withstand Ordering “Lavender Ice Tea”

While visiting a coffee shop in Kansas City, Missouri, today, President Obama ordered himself a regular iced tea — but, you know, a manly iced tea. An employee at Parkville…

Jessica Wakeman | July 30, 2014 - 5:00 pm
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