Posts tagged "premature ejaculation"

Tyrese Suggests Ladies Take Premature Ejaculation As A Compliment

"Well, see, [women] got this thing about minute men. And so, when you’re a minute man, women get mad. But it’s actually a compliment because if you’re in the bed for like 45 minutes and nothing is happening, you should get your life together.” -- Who will stand up for the two-pump chumps of the…
By: / May 24, 2013

Special Condoms For Premature Ejaculators

Target market: Men who come early. This Turkish Durex condom ad is especially for the one-and-a-half pump chumps of the world. That was said with total compassion, by the way. Everybody gets a little overexcited sometimes. I wonder what the "delaying effect" is ... A numbing lubricant? Or maybe the condoms are so thick that…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2012

Ask A Sex Surrogate: 6 Tips For Dealing With Premature Ejaculation

I recently spoke with Jen, a sex surrogate. For those of you asking: “Wait. A whaaat?” allow me to explain. A sex surrogate is sort of like a sex worker, but one that works with a licensed therapist to help men struggling with sexual issues. Jen has worked with world renowned, Oprah-approved sex therapists a…
By: Rachel White / March 5, 2012

Premature Ejaculators: If You Spray It, They Will Still Come Too Quickly.

A new spray called PSD502 has been developed that delays premature ejaculation up to six times longer, according to a study of 300 European men. Minute men and disgruntled women everywhere rejoice. The men were all clinically diagnosed with premature ejaculation and received either a placebo or the spray which contains 7.5 milligram…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 8, 2009

This Week In Sex News

There has been a lot of sex-related stuff in the news over the last couple days, which makes complete sense because April is STD Awareness Month, and, you know, the S in STD stands for sexually. A new DNA test for HPV has been much more effective than Pap smears, which means that…
By: Catherine Strawn / April 7, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: The Man Who Took Too Long

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,…
By: Dr. V / February 20, 2009

Stamina Pillows Stop Men In Their Sacks

Men premature ejaculate because you are just too damn fine! Girl, you know it’s true! Well, that’s the concept behind Durex’s new limited edition Stamina Pillows. Originally given away with their Performa condoms that have a mild anesthetic to prevent dudes from beating you to the finish line, the cases feature some not-so-sexy pictorials --…
By: Simcha / January 5, 2009

Sexy Solutions For Setbacks In The Sack

Groundbreaking researchers, at Utrecht University in the Netherlands, have found that premature ejaculation is all thanks to DNA. Previously thought of as a psychological problem or the result of effective lingerie, these doctors discovered it simply has to do with the gene that controls serotonin. The good is that it’s nobody’s fault that…
By: Simcha / October 8, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Shark Fin Soup, A Burning Man, And Premature Ejaculation

Shark fin consumption in Singapore more than doubled from 2006 to 2007, largely driven by an increase in wedding celebrations. Shark fin soup is popular at Chinese wedding banquets, where it's seen as a status symbol. "Shark's fin is a must at a wedding," one housewife said. "It is like a birthday cake." […
By: Catherine Strawn / May 15, 2008