Posts tagged "pregnant"

Hey, You! Pee On A Stick Before You Drink That Beer!

A Republican (obviously) politician in Alaska wants the state to pay for pregnancy tests in restaurants and bars so women can find out if they are pregnant before drinking.

Jessica Wakeman | March 27, 2014 - 6:30 pm

RIP Society: Pregnant Woman Robbed While In Labor

An Annapolis woman was robbed while in labor — how’s that for a baby story? According to the AP the woman and her boyfriend were making her way to the hospital when they…

Jessica Wakeman | March 3, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Mommie Dearest: A Pregnant Person Is A Person First

Growing up, I thought the perfect host was a combination of Betty Crocker and Donna Reed: perfect clothes, perfect hair, perfect food, and perfect personality all coming together to ensure…

Avital Norman Nathman | February 27, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Kelly Clarkson Is Barfing Her Way Through Her First Trimester

“I vomit a good dozen times a day. It’s, like, bad. I vomited before coming out here and I had a peppermint so you didn’t [know].  I’m not even kidding,…

Jessica Wakeman | December 7, 2013 - 9:00 am

This Couple’s Hip Hop Birth Announcement Has Got Swagger

It’s a special type of parent who is able to humiliate their child before he or she is even born. Jalene and Lincoln Taylor of North Salt Lake, Utah, are…

Jessica Wakeman | November 1, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Pregnant CrossFit Mom Lea-Ann Ellison Inspires Internet Ire For Lifting Weights At Eight Months

Pregnancy is one of life’s beautiful passages. It’s also when a pregnant woman can never do anything right, according to some people. The latest mom-to-be to get raked over the…

Jessica Wakeman | September 20, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Even Pregnant Ladies Are Twerking

By now we’re all familiar with twerking: hip-shaking, booty-focused dance moves a la Nicki Minaj and (ugh) Miley Cyrus. It’s sexy, it’s silly — and apparently, it’s completely safe for…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2013 - 11:40 am

Pregnant Women Really Do Not Belong In Public, Turkish Leader Sensibly Points Out

You know what is just the worst? When pregnant ladies go out in public. Yeah, their selfless maternal giving and their miracle of life — it is really not something…

Jessica Wakeman | July 29, 2013 - 6:00 pm

True Story: I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (For 6 Months)

The moment that changed my life was actually pretty anticlimactic.

I took a pregnancy test. Waited the prescribed amount of time. Looked at the result. Threw the test…

Caitlin Coakley Beckner | July 2, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Roberto Cavalli On Kate Middleton: “A Princess Should Be Sexy”

“A princess should be sexy. She is young, she is beautiful – I would like to create something special for her, but nothing too bold. I would like to prove to…

Alyson Penn | June 6, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Lindsay Lohan Freaks Out The World By Announcing She’s Pregnant

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tweeted out “It’s official. Pregnant” in what was intended to be an April Fools’ Day joke. The only problem? This being Lindsay Lohan, she tweeted it at 12:35 am,…

Julie Gerstein | April 2, 2013 - 11:20 am

Jemima Kirke Is An Artist Not An Actor, Shows Her Boobs And Preggo Belly (NSFW)

“Acting is secondary—I don’t feel like it’s going to stick around because it’s not something I want to do forever. My art has always been my top priority and I…

Julie Gerstein | October 8, 2012 - 2:40 pm

British Soldier Gives Birth At Afghan Base Had No Idea She Was Pregnant

I’ve had a couple false alarms when my period has been poky and I’ve been freaked for a few days that I might be pregnant. So it boggles my mind…

Jessica Wakeman | September 21, 2012 - 9:40 am

Man Points Gun At Pregnant Smoker, Fails At Life

Smoking while pregnant isn’t defensible.

But you know what else isn’t defensible? Pointing a gun at a pregnant woman.

Jessica Wakeman | September 16, 2012 - 2:00 pm

A 3D Replica Of Your Fetus Is A Thing You Can Get

No, that’s not the world’s creepiest ice cube — it’s “Shape Of An Angel,” a 3D ultrasound. An MRI scans your fetus and a tiny replica is printed out in…

Jessica Wakeman | August 2, 2012 - 10:20 am

Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine In The Ladies’ Room

I don’t know what else is going on in Pub 500 in Mankato, Minnesota, but apparently it’s enough to warrant the installation of the “first ever” pregnancy test vending machine…

Jessica Wakeman | July 20, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Adele Just Wants To Line Dance & Other Weirdo Pregnancy Cravings Of The Stars

We always knew Adele had a set of pipes, but it turns out she’s got dancing feet, too. The pregnant songstress was recently seen at a line-dancing class with some…

The Frisky | July 17, 2012 - 7:00 am

Caption This: What’s Rachel Zoe Saying To Molly Sims’ Belly?

Rachel Zoe is all, “This. Is. Bananas. Your. Baby. Is. In. Your. Belly.” And Molly Sims is all, “Crazy lady, stop touching me.” Or at least that’s what I imagine…

Julie Gerstein | March 29, 2012 - 8:30 am

Morning Quickies: Reese Witherspoon Is Pregnant!

Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third baby, sources tell Us Weekly. The baby will be Reese’s first with her new hubby Jim Toth and her third child overall.

Jessica Wakeman | March 21, 2012 - 10:20 am

Jessica Simpson Is Not The Mama — Yet

Amelia and I spent a good 20 minutes this morning wracking our brains trying to figure out who Jessica Simpson reminded us of this morning, before Jessica ambled over and…

Julie Gerstein | March 19, 2012 - 12:20 pm