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Prancercise Lady Gets Rid Of Camel Toe And Inhibitions In A New X-Rated Video

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Prancercise Lady Gets Rid Of Camel Toe And Inhibitions In A New X-Rated Video
She's uninhibited as she's already exhibited...

Ask and ye shall receive. Since learning about the movement “inspired by elation,” I’ve been hungry for more Prancercise (as I’m sure we all have been). Joanna Rohrback, who has been keeping her various prances under lock and key, has released a new X-Rated prance, “Uninhibited Fitness,” which she boasts will include “more of what you’ve been asking for” but “not as much camel toe.” But I thought she was proud of her camel toe?

A few things you should know: Firstly, I watched all six minutes and 18 seconds of “Uninhibited Fitness” and would like to confirm that there is  absolutely nothing X-rated about this video, unless you consider bad poetry obscene. Next, I am going to email Joanna and see if one can get certified in the art of Prancercise. If so, I am going to do that. I need to release my inner horse. I will keep you posted on the matter. [Huffington Post]

The Prancercise Lady Is Not The Least Bit Embarrassed By Her Camel Toe

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John Mayer's New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback
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Prancercise Lady Talks About Her Camel Toe

“Embarrassed? If my camel toe doesn’t embarrass me, why would [anything]? I’m not embarrassed at all! … Haters gonna hate … I don’t pay attention to the neighsayers … Get it? N-E-I-G-H. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve always been special, and now all these people are finally noticing it. And I just wanna tell ‘em, ‘What took you so long?’”

– Joanna Rohrback on refusing to be embarrassed by her camel toe, a term she admits she was unfamiliar with at the time her Prancercise video went viral. The Broward/Palm Beach New Times, those lucky bastards, landed a full-length interview with the the very private exercise guru, whose specialness I never questioned. The must-read piece contains so many wonderful nuggets, but I think my favorite were sound bytes from Richard Simmons who described Rohrback as moving “like Judy Garland walking down the yellow brick road,” adding  “If she was here, I’d do her nails.” [Broward Palm Beach New Times]

 

Watch: John Mayer’s New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback!

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But Who Is Jarrad?
John Mayer's New Music Video, Featuring Prancercise Guru, Joanna Rohrback
A prance to romance to!

Once you know the basics of prancercise, you can move on to the more advanced versions of the fitness exercise. Joanna Rohrback’s next level of being “induced by elation” is “romancercise,” a prance you can romance to. Who better than to provide the soundtrack for prance seduction than John Mayer? No one. Behold the official music video for “Paper Doll.”

I think YouTube user TypoQueen said it best: “Pretty sure John Mayer just won the internet.” Indeed he did. Only one more question: Right before the video begins, Rohrback warns that if you’re pregnant or nursing, you should consult a doctor before romancercising, but if you’re not, you should consult Jarrad. Who’s Jarrad Rohrback? Is it her much younger husband? Or is this her way of trying to set her son up with single ladies? I’ve included a picture of the mysterious Jarrad after the jump. If you have any information about him, or theories about his identity, please feel free to share in the comments. I WILL get to the bottom of this. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Let The Prancercise Spoofs Begin!

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And now ... a unicorn prancercising!

Yesterday, I introduced you to the art of prancercise, which creator Joanna Rohrback describes as “a springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation.” Word of the fitness exercise and spiritual practice has been galloping around the interwebs, and predictably, people are trying it. Or I should say, unicorns are trying it. Please enjoy this “Unicorn Prancercising” video. I can only imagine that this is the first of a slew of prancercising spoofs. I feel elation. Must go prancercise around the office. [Laughing Squid]

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A fitness workout!
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Prancercise is ideally induced by elation!

As a person born in the Year of the Horse, the art of prancercise appeals to every level of my being. My new fitness guru, Joanna Rohrback (who just so happens to be from the great state of Florida), demonstrates how to prancercise in this instructional video. It’s a fitness workout, yes. But it’s more than that.

Joanna describes prancercise as “a springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation.” I always called it “unbridling my inner pony spirit.” It was something I did to annoy my brother. Keep reading »

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