Poor, poor Paula Abdul. Her time with “American Idol” has been over for barely 24 hours and the media could not wait to move on. The big announcement that Posh Spice will be making a guest-judge appearance is completely overshadowing the sadness of the Abdul-“Idol” split. I can’t help but give into the media frenzy and be super excited about Posh’s appearance, since it’s going to be totally awesome. Alas, it’s only temporary—for a single show. So I wonder, Who are they going to replace Paula with permanently? I guess there’s the chance that the judging panel will shrink down to three with Kara DioGuardi being the only lady in the pack. But I want someone new! Here’s who I think would make snug fits on the “American Idol” season nine judging panel.

Posh Spice Victoria Beckham may or may not be in the upcoming Sex and the City sequel. Ohmygod. Intel on this rumor remains fairly vague, so we can’t tell you much beyond the whisperings that she’ll be playing a fashion industry figure if she does, indeed, make an appearance. But lest we leave you hanging entirely, let’s engage in some wild speculation as to what various roles she might play. Fun, right? [Elle UK]

Posh dressed the part in “bedhead chic,” promoting her lingerie line for Emporio Armani. It’s a less polished look than we’re used to with her, but if Posh says not brushing is in, not brushing is in. [NYC, 5/6/09]

Emporio Armani should have put Victoria and David Beckham in the same underwear ad. That would have been more interesting than this one. [NYC, 5/6/09]

Victoria Beckham’s personal umbrella holder shouldn’t bother shielding her from the rainy weather—her top is already see-through! [NYC, 5/5/09]

Apparently, leather police-style hats are totally in among a certain crowd. Lady GaGa wore one last week, as well. [NYC, 5/3/09]

Something tells me that dry cleaners are being kept VERY busy in New York and Los Angeles this week, as Fashion Week in NY and a million premieres in Tinseltown bring out the celebs in their prettiest garments.

“We didn’t have sex or anything. In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss… Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan.”—Victoria Beckham on dating Corey Haim back in 1995

The CFDA Awards are one of those events where only cool, connected people get invited to celebrate designers who make clothes those of us who aren’t invited can’t afford. Sounds like fun! Last night’s party brought out the big guns—Maggie Gyllenhaal, the two Evas, and the ever present Posh Spice. Tons of pics, after the jump…

I think her top is really, really cool. [Harrods Department Store, London, U.K., 5/15/08]

David Beckham is the chosen one. Among the female porn stars surveyed at an adult-film conference in Bulgaria, more said they’d like to have sex with David Beckham than any other celeb. Somewhere, Posh Spice is not smiling. [UPI]

We’re so glad leggings are in style! They put on a leg show and cover cellulite. But now that they’ve made a comeback, so has the dreaded camel toe. Honestly, people, come on! When you’re wearing spandex bottoms, you have to add a long top or a short dress that will hide your stuff, so even the FBI would have do get permission to do an investigation. But apparently, Victoria Beckham isn’t aware of the laws of her land or Fannypack’s instructional dance hit from a few years ago.  She was just spotted sporting a frontal split in leather leggings, flying in the face of fashion, and decency, by pairing them with a cropped jacket. Why Posh, why?!  Although Vicky Becky is the new Marc Jacobs icon, she must have missed the company memo. At the fashion house’s Arabian Nights themed Christmas party, Marc Jacobs himself wore an anti-camel toe costume.

Barnardo’s Believe In Children Charity, which believes “that the lives of all children and young people should be free from poverty, abuse and discrimination”, is auctioning off diamond encrusted celebrity Easter eggs by design duo Id-Iom. The pair is known for their modern, graffiti-style art and has immortalized five famous Brits—David and Victoria Beckham, Lily Allen, Prince Harry, and U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown—in milk chocolate. You knew Posh was a bobble-head, but now she’s an egghead. Get it? HA HA! Bidding starts at £50.00. Happy Early Easter! [eBay]

“Obviously, working out is important. Well, I don’t. I have joined a gym, but I can’t bring myself to start. What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes.”—Victoria Beckham

Whoa, how much do we love Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham? As the guest judge on last night’s season finale of Project Runway she showed off her wit and charm as well as her impeccable style and taste during her critique of the designers’ final collections. She even cracked a smile, which she noted, “Is not easy for me to do.” But when we were left with a desperate need for more Posh after the episode was over, we were super psyched to discover that the pop and fashion icon is in talks to host her own reality show, tentatively titled Fashion Nightmares on Fox, in which she’ll travel around the U.S. helping people with dismal fashion sense. Our Tivo is already set.

How many ways can Becks find to wear his favorite naked lady, wifey Spice?  Why just this week alone he’s found a couple. 
#1- As The Frisky reported earlier, Victoria posed with nothing on but a smirk and some high heels for a Marc Jacobs’ skin cancer awareness campaign. The soccer dad was seen wearing her new chari-T shirt when he landed in Brazil on Tuesday.
#2- David wears his heart on his sleeve.  It’s tits for a tat as he just had his nudie cutie inked into his forearm next to a Hindu inscription of her name.
But they’re truly equals and Posh had her own plans for reciprocity, besides however she’s voo-doing him in the sack. The British bombshell has gotten yet another tattoo for her man right by her right hand. Guess now we know how they stay in touch when they’re far apart! [DListed]