Posts tagged "pornography"

“Girls” Gets Its Own Parody Porn: “This Ain’t Girls XXX”

You know you’ve made it when a porn star earns a paycheck off her likeness to you — so, congratulations Lena Dunham! “This Ain’t Girls XXX” stars the Hannah character breaking up with her boyfriend Adam to dabble with women (of course). Like the real “Girls,” the parody porn includes includes “mild BDSM,” including “dirty…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 23, 2013

Farrah Abraham Plans To Show Her Daughter Her Sex Tape “When She’s 13 Or 14″

Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.'”  In it, she’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 16, 2013

Man Named Hostgator Dotcom Is Getting Porn Site Tattoo Removed From His Face

If your parents have ever hassled you about a no-good, worthless jerk you’ve been dating, it’s time send Mom and Dad an email saying, “At least I wasn’t dating this guy!” This guy is Billy Gibby, who changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom when he sold his name the the web hosting company Hostgator.com. That’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 13, 2013

Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door Teen Mom” Sex Tape Is Here (NSFW)

That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Tee…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 6, 2013

Good News: James Deen’s Doctor Says Sex Is A Workout — But Only Porn Sex

“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.” In the film world, people don’t realize you’re not just having sex. Sex on camera can be anywhere from…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 30, 2013

As It Turns Out, “My Slutty Teacher” Is Not An Appropriate Web Site For A Teacher To Build On Her Work Laptop

“Have you ever seen your teacher’s breasts before? Well, now you can see them.”

Such was the tag line for MySluttyTeacher.com, a porn site started by Heidi Kaeslin — oh dear — a special education teacher and girls’ soccer coach in Stockton, California. Kaeslin lost her job at Lincoln High School after she…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 22, 2013

Farrah Abraham Wants “A Couple Million” For James Deen Sex Tape

“Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham said she filmed a sex tape with James Deen so “when I’m older I will have my best year to look back on” and is willing to make it public for nothing “less than a couple million.” That’s right, one of the girls from “Teen Mom” thinks she should get…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2013

James Deen Filmed Porn With Farrah Abraham From “Teen Mom”?!?!

James Deen claims he filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom.” Please let this not be true. Weirdest. Pairing. Ever. The two were also seen holding hands in public, although James told TMZ they’are “definitely not dating.” (UPDATE:  Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [TMZ]
Earlier this month, Ashley Judd confirmed she…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 9, 2013

Porn Star Traci Lords Releases Song “Stupidville” About Steubenville Rape

***Trigger warning in video for simulated rape***

This week began the trial of Trenton Mays and Ma’lik Richmond, two teenaged boys in Steubenville, Ohio, who were charged with the rape and kidnapping of a 15-year-old girl at a high school party this August. The boys are members of the Steubenville High School football team, local…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2013

Iceland Considers Restriction On Extreme Pornography

Better start hoarding your cum shot videos and bondage now, Icelanders!  The government of Iceland is considering a ban on Internet pornography that depicts “violent,” “hateful,” and “degrading” content in an effort to keep children from being exposed to that material.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2013

Meet Diana Pang, The Chinese Porn Star Who Is Now In Politics

Dick pics on Twitter or love children, might force resignation for some politicians, but for others, a scandalous sexual history is just a way to make a name for yourself before entering the political arena. Remember porn star Mary Carey’s run for Governor of California in the 2003 recall election? Oh, and her 2006 bid…

By: Sarah Gray / February 6, 2013

Watch The Trailer For “Kink,” James Franco’s Documentary About BDSM Porn

When he wasn’t otherwise occupied writing poems about the president, James Franco has been busily producing a documentary about Kink.com, the premiere web site for BDSM porn. “Kink,” which is debuting now at the Sundance Film Festival, explores the production company that runs Kink.com and their film shoots in San Francisco’s Armory. Franco and hi…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 22, 2013

Gina The Chimp Only Wants To Watch Porn (And Us Humans Are Rather Fond Of It As Well)

Sometimes I feel bad about wild animals enclosed in zoos. But I feel slightly less bad for Gina, a chimpanzee at the Seville Zoo in Spain, who spends her days watching porn on TV.

Gina’s TV has lots of different channels, but the only ones that this frisky primate watches are the one…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 15, 2013

Ex Porn Star Says Anal Sex Gives Birth To The Devil

I almost feel bad for ex-gay porn star Joseph Sciambra. After all, it’s pretty clear he’s mega-traumatized — both physically and emotionally — by his time in the sex industry. Sciambra claims his life in porno led to him having major anal problems, which resulted in getting his “sphincter almost stitched shut.” Ouch.

By: Julie Gerstein / January 5, 2013

James Deen Is “Untouchable” To Paparazzi

 “[P]aparazzi can’t get a picture of me doing anything interesting. I’m untouchable. Here’s James Deen peeing in public, making out with a girl in a bar, drunk and puking. Yeah, I’m a porn star. What do you expect?”
– James Deen talks to Interview about his non-pornography role in “The Canyons” with Lindsay Lohan.

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 20, 2012

Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million For “Hannah Montana” Porn

Miley Cyrus has been offered $1 million to star in a “Hannah Montana” porno called … wait for it … [College Candy]
Taylor Lautner has finally said something about the cheating scandal between his “Twilight” co-stars. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
How to shave serious calories from your Starbucks holiday drinks. I need to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 5, 2012

Mom Sues After Parents Magazine Breastfeeding Video Ends Up On Porn Site

Two years ago, a New Jersey mom filmed an educational video about breastfeeding for Parents magazine’s website and their associated YouTube channel.

Then, to MaryAnn Sahourey’s great horror, some asshole took the video, spliced it with pornography of a woman who looked like Sahourey having sex, and reposted it online. The kicker is that both…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 9, 2012

“Queen Of Clown Porn,” Hollie Stevens, Dies Of Breast Cancer At Age 30

I thought a post about the passing of an adult film actress who was known as the “Queen Of Clown Porn” could be interesting. But the illness and death of Hollie Stevens, age 30, of breast cancer is nothing short of absolutely tragic. Friends say that Stevens had no health insurance and couldn’t access decent health…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 10, 2012

Enjoy Some Porn Without The Porn (NSFWish)

In this pornographic photo series, Obscene Interiors by South African artist Brandt Botes (aka Von Brandis), you get to fill in the blanks. He used pictures of vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them — literally — of all the naughty bits. What’s left is the white silhouette and your imagination. Click…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 6, 2012

Porn Star James Deen: 5 Things To Know About Lindsay Lohan’s Newest Co-Star

No, no, no, Lindsay Lohan is not going to be in a porn — her new co-star on a flick called “The Canyons” — has a long history in pornography. James Deen appeared in hundreds of adult films and as our own Julie put it, it’s all because of his “nerd appeal.” He and LiLo are…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2012