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“Girls” Gets Its Own Parody Porn: “This Ain’t Girls XXX”

Jessica Wakeman11 hours ago //
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Girls Parody Porn

You know you’ve made it when a porn star earns a paycheck off her likeness to you — so, congratulations Lena Dunham! “This Ain’t Girls XXX” stars the Hannah character breaking up with her boyfriend Adam to dabble with women (of course). Like the real “Girls,” the parody porn includes includes “mild BDSM,” including “dirty talk and rough sex” with a ballgag. And just like real “Girls,” the sex scenes get cringe-inducingly awkward. “I tried to make it as weird as possible,” Richie Calhoun, the actor who plays Adam, told the porn news site XBIZ. “I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.” Why it took as long as it did for “Girls” to get its own parody porn from Hustler will be the mystery of our generation. Or a mystery of a generation. [XBiz]

Farrah Abraham Plans To Show Her Daughter Her Sex Tape “When She’s 13 Or 14″

Jessica WakemanMay 16, 2013 //
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Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.’”  In it, she’s got all the episodes of “Teen Mom,” her book, and … the porno she filmed with James Deen. Or, as Farrah insists on calling it, her “sex tape.” Why, you might ask, would a 7th or 8th grade girl want to watch a porn film starring her mother? Farrah doesn’t have an explanation herself, but she seems to think that getting one’s period is a sign of advanced sexual maturity and not just, like, part of puberty. There’s nothing wrong with filming a porn, or being a sex worker, and also being a parent. There’s nothing wrong with being a teen parent, either. What is wrong is involving your kid in that confusing (and frankly, gross — no kid wants to know about their mom’s sex life!) realm before the kid is mature enough to mentally and emotionally process it. While I can admire Farrah’s stance as a parent that “I do not hide things,” she obviously isn’t thinking with her Responsible Parenting Cap on with this one. [Celebitchy] [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Man Named Hostgator Dotcom Is Getting Porn Site Tattoo Removed From His Face

Jessica WakemanMay 13, 2013 //
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If your parents have ever hassled you about a no-good, worthless jerk you’ve been dating, it’s time send Mom and Dad an email saying, “At least I wasn’t dating this guy!” This guy is Billy Gibby, who changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom when he sold his name the the web hosting company Hostgator.com. That’s not the only thing Dotcom’s made a quick buck off of: he earned $50,000 a decade ago getting his entire face tattooed with URLs for porn sites and online casinos. He’s a walking billboard for sleaze! But after learning that Dotcom might want to remove some of those face tats, one of the porn sites, Cam4.com, has offered to pay for the cost of laser tattoo removal. ”They advertised on my face a long time ago … and decided they wanted to help me,” Dotcom told VICE magazine. “They’re just doing it to be nice.” Nice indeed. Just think of all the respectable jobs he could get with one less porn site URL tattooed on his face.

[Daily Dot] [Image via Facebook.com/HostgatorDotcom]

Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door Teen Mom” Sex Tape Is Here (NSFW)

Jessica WakemanMay 6, 2013 //
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Warning: This Is Super NSFW!!!

That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.

Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.

Good News: James Deen’s Doctor Says Sex Is A Workout — But Only Porn Sex

Jessica WakemanApril 30, 2013 //
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“My doctor actually told me that sex doesn’t count as cardio and working out. And then the next time I saw him he had seen one of my scenes, and he told me, “You are OK.” In the film world, people don’t realize you’re not just having sex. Sex on camera can be anywhere from 20 minutes to four hours. It all depends on the production and type of scene. It’s also not just standard sex, like, “Let’s just make each other’s bodies feel good.” It’s physical, entertainment-style sex. So while you might ride a motorcycle in a certain way when you’re driving to work, if you’re a stunt person and you’re going to ride that motorcycle on camera, you’re going to do a totally different style of motorcycle riding. My whole point is that because of the on-camera sex, I have this insane style of stunt sex. It actually is very physically strenuous. It’s a good workout. All the positioning and weird things. My doctor said so! Doctor-approved workout.”

And here I was thinking that sex, my preferred (and, um, only) form of workout, was a super-sneaky way to get some serious cardio. Not true. Like, at all. Damn you, James Deen’s doctor, damn you! [GQ]

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As It Turns Out, “My Slutty Teacher” Is Not An Appropriate Web Site For A Teacher To Build On Her Work Laptop

Jessica WakemanApril 22, 2013 //
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“Have you ever seen your teacher’s breasts before? Well, now you can see them.”

Such was the tag line for MySluttyTeacher.com, a porn site started by Heidi Kaeslin — oh dear — a special education teacher and girls’ soccer coach in Stockton, California. Kaeslin lost her job at Lincoln High School after she was found to have set up My Slutty Teacher and other porn sites on her work laptop with the aid of her alleged boyfriend, a resource officer at the school.

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Farrah Abraham Wants “A Couple Million” For James Deen Sex Tape

Jessica WakemanApril 11, 2013 //
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James Deen Filmed Porn With Farrah Abraham From “Teen Mom”?!?!

Jessica WakemanApril 9, 2013 //
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Meet James Deen
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  • James Deen claims he filmed a porn with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom.” Please let this not be true. Weirdest. Pairing. Ever. The two were also seen holding hands in public, although James told TMZ they’are “definitely not dating.” (UPDATE:  Watch a very NSFW clip here!) [TMZ]
  • Earlier this month, Ashley Judd confirmed she won’t be running for public office. Tapes have come out about all the personal attacks that would have been lobbed against Judd if she had run for a Kentucky Senate seat. [NYMag.com]
  • It’s Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day, everyone! [Ben & Jerry's]
  • U.S. politicians want to investigate Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s vacay to Cuba, which some people are saying was a propaganda mission. [New York Times]
  • Rachel McAdams smoked pot to try to get over her insomnia (uh huh) and ended up hallucinating and hearing opera for five hours. [Daily Mail UK]

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Iceland Considers Restriction On Extreme Pornography

Jessica WakemanFebruary 26, 2013 //
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Better start hoarding your cum shot videos and bondage now, Icelanders!  The government of Iceland is considering a ban on Internet pornography that depicts “violent,” “hateful,” and “degrading” content in an effort to keep children from being exposed to that material. Keep reading »

Meet Diana Pang, The Chinese Porn Star Who Is Now In Politics

Sarah GrayFebruary 6, 2013 //
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Dick pics on Twitter or love children, might force resignation for some politicians, but for others, a scandalous sexual history is just a way to make a name for yourself before entering the political arena. Remember porn star Mary Carey’s run for Governor of California in the 2003 recall election? Oh, and her 2006 bid for Lieutenant Governor?

Before you roll your eyes and think, Only in California, let me introduce Diana Pang of China. The 40-year-old former softcore porn star, who is known by her stage name “Peng Dan” in Hong Kong, is the latest to follow the path from porn to politics. Keep reading »

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