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Lena Dunham Isn’t Down With Hustler’s Parody Porn Of “Girls”

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  • Lena Dunham is not psyched about the “Girls” parody porn, “This Ain’t Girls XXX,” tweeting “‘Girls’ is, at its core, a feminist action while Hustler is a company that markets and monetizes a male’s idea of female sexuality. Because a big reason I engage in (simulated) onscreen sex is to counteract a skewed idea of that act created by the proliferation of porn.” [The Atlantic Wire]
  • Mariah Carey popped out of her dress on “Good Morning America” and dropped some curse words. [US Weekly]
  • Chief Keef tweeted he was going to “smack the shit out of” Katy Perry and told her to “suck skin off of my dick” after she tweeted that she had “serious doubts for the world” after she heard his song on the radio. [Twitchy]
  • Carrie Underwood donated $1 million to the Red Cross for disaster relief following the deadly Oklahoma tornadoes earlier this week. [NewsOK] Keep reading »

“Girls” Gets Its Own Parody Porn: “This Ain’t Girls XXX”

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You know you’ve made it when a porn star earns a paycheck off her likeness to you — so, congratulations Lena Dunham! “This Ain’t Girls XXX” stars the Hannah character breaking up with her boyfriend Adam to dabble with women (of course). Like the real “Girls,” the parody porn includes includes “mild BDSM,” including “dirty talk and rough sex” with a ballgag. And just like real “Girls,” the sex scenes get cringe-inducingly awkward. “I tried to make it as weird as possible,” Richie Calhoun, the actor who plays Adam, told the porn news site XBIZ. “I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.” Why it took as long as it did for “Girls” to get its own parody porn from Hustler will be the mystery of our generation. Or a mystery of a generation. [XBiz]

Porn Fans Want A Mila Kunis Sex Tape Next

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You don’t always get what you want, my friends. And that’s especially prescient advice for porno fans, who it seems are clamoring for a Mila Kunis sex tape. Yes, Kunis — not Jessica Biel or Kate Upton or Megan Fox or Rihanna — tops the list of celebs they’d most like to see in a porno. The survey, conducted by porn purveyors XCritic.com and Vivid Entertainment (both totally NSFW, of course), put Kunis on top (sorry) with 38 percent of the vote. Jennifer Lawrence came in second with 23 percent. Others on the list included Sofia Vergara (15 percent), Angelina Jolie (13 percent) and Selena Gomez (about 10 percent).

Porn audiences are very fickle. Apparently last month, J.Law topped the survey. And while we very much doubt that a Mila Kunis or Jennifer Lawrence sex tape will ever be forthcoming, we were curious as to why Kunis suddenly shot up the ranks. Here are a few guesses: Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Plans To Show Her Daughter Her Sex Tape “When She’s 13 Or 14″

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Hello, Child Protective Services? “Teen Mom” and erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham told a radio station that she’s saved a “baby box” for her toddler Sophia, which she plans to hand over when her daughter is “around 13 or 14, gets her period and is like ‘Oh, I kinda want a boyfriend.’”  In it, she’s got all the episodes of “Teen Mom,” her book, and … the porno she filmed with James Deen. Or, as Farrah insists on calling it, her “sex tape.” Why, you might ask, would a 7th or 8th grade girl want to watch a porn film starring her mother? Farrah doesn’t have an explanation herself, but she seems to think that getting one’s period is a sign of advanced sexual maturity and not just, like, part of puberty. There’s nothing wrong with filming a porn, or being a sex worker, and also being a parent. There’s nothing wrong with being a teen parent, either. What is wrong is involving your kid in that confusing (and frankly, gross — no kid wants to know about their mom’s sex life!) realm before the kid is mature enough to mentally and emotionally process it. While I can admire Farrah’s stance as a parent that “I do not hide things,” she obviously isn’t thinking with her Responsible Parenting Cap on with this one. [Celebitchy] [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Man Named Hostgator Dotcom Is Getting Porn Site Tattoo Removed From His Face

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If your parents have ever hassled you about a no-good, worthless jerk you’ve been dating, it’s time send Mom and Dad an email saying, “At least I wasn’t dating this guy!” This guy is Billy Gibby, who changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom when he sold his name the the web hosting company Hostgator.com. That’s not the only thing Dotcom’s made a quick buck off of: he earned $50,000 a decade ago getting his entire face tattooed with URLs for porn sites and online casinos. He’s a walking billboard for sleaze! But after learning that Dotcom might want to remove some of those face tats, one of the porn sites, Cam4.com, has offered to pay for the cost of laser tattoo removal. ”They advertised on my face a long time ago … and decided they wanted to help me,” Dotcom told VICE magazine. “They’re just doing it to be nice.” Nice indeed. Just think of all the respectable jobs he could get with one less porn site URL tattooed on his face.

[Daily Dot] [Image via Facebook.com/HostgatorDotcom]

Tanning Mom Breaks Into The Gay Porn Biz

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It’s only a matter of time now before Tanning Mom makes her dream of becoming a famous actress come true. Her pitch to star in a porn of her own was rejected by Vivid Entertainment. But as fate would have it, another production company has recognized all of Patty K’s untapped potential. Lucas Entertainment, a company that produces a gay porn, has decided to give Tanning Mom her big break. Wait for it. Tanning Mom will have a cameo in the latest installment of series called “Kings of New York.” Oh yes, she will! Keep reading »

True Story: I Tried (And Failed) To Masturbate To The Farrah Abraham And James Deen Sex Tape

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UPDATE: I have since viewed 40+ minute scene from “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom” and have additional thoughts!

Last night, in the name of journalism — okay, I was bored and horny — I decided to take one for the team (that would be you guys, my beloved Frisky readers) and hopped in bed to masturbate while watching the 5:12 clip from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” Or, rather,  I attempted to masturbate to it. But I’ll get to that in a second…

Yesterday afternoon, I sort of half-assed watched the clip from Farrah and James’ porn and mostly felt uncomfortable because I was at work and I usually don’t like starring at unfamiliar vagina as my coworkers eat lunch around me. But I must admit, I was curious to give the video a closer looksie at home. Though I am a Manuel Ferrara loyalist, James Deen has, hands down, the best sex growl in the biz. His baby-faced boyishness makes it all the more surprising and hot when he breaks out the dirty talk and tit slapping. So, hey, a new James Deen scene to watch? Who cares if his costar is a “Teen Mom”? If she’s good enough for James Deen, she’s fine by me!

Around midnight last night, I kicked my dog Lucca out of bed and on to the couch (nothing distracts from a good solo sex sesh like a puppy trying to curl up under the covers), got out my laptop and my Jimmy Jane vibe, flicked out the lights for, you know, ambiance, hopped in bed and pressed play. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham’s 9-Step Program For Maximum Fame

So, you’re on a reality TV show about expectant teen mothers. That’s great and all, especially since you’ve managed to parlay that into a stint on the follow up show, “Teen Mom.” But how do you take your fame to the next level?

Erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham knows. For the past three years, she’s worked her way through Twitter feuds, a music career, literary aspirations and DUIs to reach this moment — a million dollar porn tape called “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,” with “indie” porn star James Deen. It really doesn’t get much better than this.

So take a lesson from Farrah — and follow her path to super stardom in these nine easy steps.

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Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door Teen Mom” Sex Tape Is Here (NSFW)

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Warning: This Is Super NSFW!!!

That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.

Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.

The Porn Version Of “Parks & Rec” Actually Looks Pretty Funny

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"It is literally naked women devouring t-bone steaks."

A few “Parks & Recreation” episodes back, Leslie helped save the local (Jason Schwartz-run) art house video store, but it had unintended consequences. To make money, the store was transformed into a porn warehouse, and a Pawnee-themed porn––including Leslie and Ron-a-likes––was made. It turns out, somebody in the real porn universe must have been watching, because the folks at Wood Rocket TV created “Porks  & Recreation,” which includes actually pretty funny parodies of all your favorite “Parks & Rec” characters. Dick Chibbles (try and say that without giggling) as Ron Swanson is actually pretty good, while Aiden Starr plays Leslie Knope. My only qualm is that the idea of Ron and Leslie banging feels way too incest-y. Ron’s like a dad to Leslie! Otherwise, A+ adaptation. [YouTube]

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