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Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the “best Lego creation” to put in her house. And the grand prize? Oh, a blowjob Keep reading »

In Which A Unicorn Has Sex With A Rainbow

In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at a reading about how her stories are never “nice, gentle happy stories about unicorns fucking rainbows” and being challenged by audience members to do just that, the results are too well, interesting, not to share. Let me set the scene for you: A unicorn and a rainbow meet in a bar on a rainy night and bond over being “dropped” by their fans in favor of teen idols like Justin Bieber.

Christina penned a piece explaining her thought process while writing her unicorn porn, which is also interesting but not quite as salacious as being fucked by six colors at once. After the jump, some NSFW excerpts from “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Keep reading »

Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly

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Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly
Her breast implants are killing her.

“If you’re going to try to attempt to become as busty as I am, you are at an extreme risk,” warns adult film actress, Elizabeth Starr of her size O(!) boobs.

“I wanted to further my career and call the shots by having larger breasts,” Starr explained of her decision to go HUGE.

So, in 1999 she underwent a now-banned procedure that used synthetic string implants which caused her boobs to fill with fluid overtime, likeViolet Beauregarde in “Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.” (There’s larger and then there’s LARGER.) Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Regrets Her Sex Tape With James Deen, Says It “Ruined” Her Life

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Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
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Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
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“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life. … Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming. I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.”

Welp, I sure am sorry Farrah Abraham regrets doing her infamous sex tape, er, professionally shot pornographic film with the industry’s biggest male star — but them’s the breaks, girl! Farrah continued to act like her porn with James Deen was accidentally released without her permission, even though every known fact disputes that claim, in a new interview with In Touch magazine. Keep reading »

America, The Horniest Nation, Watched The Most Porn In 2013

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Thanks to extensive research by Pornhub we now know that when it comes to how long porn is being watched in one sitting, the United States wins with flying colors. According to Pornhub’s “2013 Porn In Review” the average amount of time that Americans spend enjoying online porn is 10 minutes, 39 seconds every time they log on to get an eye-full of sexin’ Not far behind the us are the UK, Germany and France, respectively. Read more on Your Tango …

Oops: Porn Filters Are Also Blocking Sex Ed Advice

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  • Research has shown that online filters, which seek to keep pornography and other age-inappropriate content hidden from children, are also blocking out totally legitimate sexual education advice. And probably a lot of chicken breast recipes, I’d assume. [Telegraph UK]
  • The Toast blogger Mallory Ortberg has the best response to Ani DiFranco’s sorry-not-sorry apology about her now-canceled songwriting retreat at a former plantation. [The Toast]
  • Don’t get too excited about the new Pope: he appears to have ex-communicated an Australian priest for being supportive of the LGBTQ community and believing in women’s ordination. [TIME] Keep reading »
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