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The Most Mesmerizing, Soul-Destroying Porno GIF You’ll Ever See (NSFW)

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You probably suspected that Pandora’s Box of internet porn was wide and vast and although perhaps you were curious enough to peek into the dark corners and catch a glimpse of a woman being gang banged by a group of pterodactyls once, you felt content to keep that box (pardon the word choice) tightly shut. The people at PornMD have done you the favor (?) of opening the box for you and creating a real time, live-scroll of global porno search terms. Trust me, you won’t be able to look…or look away. It’s also likely that you’ll spent the rest of your day alternately contemplating human nature and researching stuff you never even knew existed such as “peeing in leggings,” no categorical ski,” analscreen” and “toilet plunger sex.” Good thing that the live-scroll is clickable and will take you directly to  XXX-rated clips. Or not. After the jump, the live-feed in GIF form. Or you can visit the actual one at your own risk. [Gizmodo] Keep reading »

Cloppers Rejoice: Tasha Reign’s “My Little Pony” Porn Is Here (NSFW)

Cloppers Rejoice: Tasha Reign's "My Little Pony" Porn Is Here (NSFW)
Tasha and friends seek centaur love juice

We knew that former Reality TV star, Penthouse model, adult film star and sex columnist Tasha Reign had gone so far as to create a line of Reignbow Pony butt plugs, but we had no idea she was hard at work on a “My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic”-inspired porn. “Tasha’s Pony Tales” is about four girls who drink a magic potion at a sleepover (because that’s TOTALLY what happens at sleepovers!) and are transported via children’s playground to Magic Pony Cloud Land where they are transformed into ponies (read: outfitted in pointy ears and Tasha’s line of butt plugs). Once in Magic Pony Cloud Land, the four phillies are on a mission to obtain “centaur love juice “so they can stay ponies forever and ever and live happily ever after. Ah yes, the magic elixir: centaur sperm. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Is Trading Porn For Celibacy

Farrah's Porn 2.0
Here's The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham's "Back Door And More" Porn
Here's the trailer for the followup to "Back Door Teen Mom." Yay? Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
  • On the heels of her just announced second porno, Farrah Abraham has declared that “sex isn’t what it used to be” and she’s going to be a virgin (again?) or a nun. Okay boo. [Celebuzz]
  • Okay, Lady Gaga must be seriously desperate to raise sales for her latest album, ArtPop, because she’s hired “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” to appear in her next super-secret music video. [The Stir]
  • Kristen Stewart apparently writes poetry on the side and shared one of her pieces with Marie Claire. It’s … meh. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Here’s The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door And More” Porn

Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
Here's The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham's "Back Door And More" Porn

Gooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrning! I’m wide awake and ready to conquer the day because I’ve had three cups of coffee and watched the brand spankin’ new trailer for Vivid’s “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” the followup to Farrah Abraham’s NSFW cinematic debut, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” (Watch the NSFW trailer after the jump.) “Farrah 2″ is supposedly new footage from a second porn shoot, probably shot around the same time as the first, also starring James Deen. Keep reading »

Vivid To Release Another Farrah Abraham Porn, “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More”

  • She’s baa-aack:: Vivid Entertainment is releasing a second porn film with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom,” this time called “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More.” No word on whether James Deen will join Farrah for this one, too. We wait on bated breath. Not really. [RadarOnline]
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman’s private funeral is being held today in Manhattan. A larger memorial service will be held later this month. [People]
  • As he died in the middle of shooting, Lionsgate will digitally recreate Hoffman’s character in “The Hunger Games” using computer graphics. [New York Post]
  • Oprah Winfrey will make her Broadway acting debut in the play “‘night, Mother,” which our resident Broadway historian Ami says is a completely depressing play about a mom trying to prevent her daughter from committing suicide. [People] Keep reading »

Porn Star Christy Mack Is Just A “Whore That Likes Legos”

In what may be the greatest news of all-time for awkward, teenage boys everywhere, adult film star Christy Mac announced a Twitter contest for the “best Lego creation” to put in her house. And the grand prize? Oh, a blowjob Keep reading »

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