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Mom Sues After Parents Magazine Breastfeeding Video Ends Up On Porn Site

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Two years ago, a New Jersey mom filmed an educational video about breastfeeding for Parents magazine’s website and their associated YouTube channel.

Then, to MaryAnn Sahourey’s great horror, some asshole took the video, spliced it with pornography of a woman who looked like Sahourey having sex, and reposted it online. The kicker is that both Sahourey’s name and the the name of her infant daughter were posted along with it. Keep reading »

“Hollywood Douchebag” Is Everything That’s Wrong (And So Right) With L.A.

RIP Clown Porn Queen
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Hollie Stevens has died. Read More »
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“Hollywood Douchebag” is a song by porn star Bree Olsen and some dude named Mike Gonsolin. It’s really terrible in a can’t-look-away-the-douchebag-train-is-running-off-the-tracks kind of way. Also, it epitomizes the very essence of what I hate about L.A. — not very smart people doing their very best impression of what they think it is to be “witty” and “ironic.” On the flipside, I’ve never seen so many fake boobs in one 4-minute clip, so good on them. [YouTube]

The Dirtiest Fitness Video We’ve Ever Seen

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Well, this fitness video out of Korea definitely has it all: faux horses, people thrusting, abs.  An infomercial for a “home equestrian system,” this commercial is one of the most unintentionally erotic things we’ve ever seen. Cannot look away! [YouTube]

The 11 Most Amazing Penises

Men, how do you know you’re well-endowed? Oh, when your penis is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. Jonah Falcon, the man presumed to have the world’s largest penis (although Guinness World Records has not been down in his pants to confirm), aroused suspicion at the San Francisco International Airport when passing through security.

At nine inches flaccid and 13.5 inches at full mast, it’s not surprising that airport security suspected his “very noticeable” bulge might have been an explosive device. “I had my ‘stuff” strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time … One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘It’s my d**k.’ He gave me a pat down … They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing,” said the 41-year-old New Yorker. Falcon joked that next time he’s “just going to wear bike shorts” when traveling. Great idea, Jonah! Click on through to see more of the most amazing d**ks that have ever existed. [Mirror UK]

10 Dumb Smutty Movie Clichés That Need To Change

Humans have been drooling over pictures of nekkid people doing it for millennium. Even the ancient Egyptians created naughty hieroglyphics featuring skinny people with bird-heads doing it Sphinx-style. Once the movies were invented, dirty pictures suddenly started moving and whole new world dawned. Fast forward to right now: dirty movies have become lame, boring and uninspired.

Modern pornography is nothing but a parade of boring clichés. A perfunctory online examination of the “cinema of the erotic” confirms this truth. Smut is a proud artistic tradition and one of the pillars of human civilization. If we allow it to wallow in tired conventions and banal formulas, then we do a disservice to the generations of pioneering perverts that came before us. Here are ten smutty movie clichés — from unsexy fantasies to outdated fashion choices — that need to change in order to save the actual reason the Internet was invented. Read more…

“Queen Of Clown Porn,” Hollie Stevens, Dies Of Breast Cancer At Age 30

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I thought a post about the passing of an adult film actress who was known as the “Queen Of Clown Porn” could be interesting. But the illness and death of Hollie Stevens, age 30, of breast cancer is nothing short of absolutely tragic. Friends say that Stevens had no health insurance and couldn’t access decent health care; a lump on her breast claimed her life barely out of her 20s. Keep reading »

Enjoy Some Porn Without The Porn (NSFWish)

In this pornographic photo series, Obscene Interiors by South African artist Brandt Botes (aka Von Brandis), you get to fill in the blanks. He used pictures of vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them — literally — of all the naughty bits. What’s left is the white silhouette and your imagination. Click on to put your dirty mind to good use. [UFunk]

Anja Rubik Made An Erotic Magazine — For The Ladies

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It’s not enough that model Anja Rubik is incredibly beautiful — she also seems to be really, effortlessly cool. And motivated! Rubik is about to launch the first issue of her new erotica-tinged mag, 25. The magazine will feature spreads with some of Anja’s best model friends, and interviews with some of her famous female friends. Rubik says she was wholly invested in making an erotica magazine that would represent the female gaze, so she enlisted a roster of female photographers for all the shoots. “It was bothering me how the world is nowadays – how we approach nudity and sexuality and beauty,”  said Rubik of the venture. “Nowadays, sex and nudity is either so vulgar or so prude. So I wanted to create something inspiring, and beautiful, and sensual, to get people to think in a different way. [NYMag.com]

Porno ‘Boot Camp’ Helps Teens Tackle Addiction

Know a teen who’s hooked on porn? The Oxbow Academy, a boot-camp style facility in Utah, is treating teenagers with pornography addictions by using holistic therapy, banning phones, and insisting on lie detector tests, the Daily Mirror reports. Dubbed the Porn School, Oxbow charges heavily—nearly $9,000 a month—but is trying to tackle a problem that increasingly afflicts those who can’t refuse the easy access, experts say. Read more…

Porn Star James Deen: 5 Things To Know About Lindsay Lohan’s Newest Co-Star

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No, no, no, Lindsay Lohan is not going to be in a porn — her new co-star on a flick called “The Canyons” – has a long history in pornography. James Deen appeared in hundreds of adult films and as our own Julie put it, it’s all because of his “nerd appeal.” He and LiLo are expected to star in the thriller about twentysomethings on a “quest for power, love, sex and success in 2012 Hollywood,” written by American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis. Should be fun.

Now let’s get to know James Deen … in the most safe-for-work way we possibly can. Keep reading »