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“The Cosby Show” Goes XXX

Our beloved Huxtables, who very rarely dealt with sex even though dad Cliff was a gynecologist, are being turned into a porn spoof called “Not The Cosby’s XXX,” which X-Play and Hustler Video started filming in December 2008. Hopefully, the actor who plays Cliff won’t make any references to Jello Pudding while he engages in a lot of hard-core action. And I’m guessing there’s going to be some incest going on. Back in the late ’80s, women envied Denise Huxtable for her unapologetic style, and men just wanted to date her because she was cute, but not overly sexy. Never did we expect to watch Huxtables getting down and dirty in Denise’s bedroom — a set for the spoof has been rigged to resemble Denise’s boudoir. Check out a SFW photo of the cast after the jump. [NYPost.com] Keep reading »

OctoMom Being Wooed By Porn Companies

Top porn company, Vivid Entertainment, is currently remaking the classic “Deep Throat,” and they’re apparently offered the OctoMom, Nadya Suleman, $1 million to show her baby-maker at work on camera. While many of us can’t even get health and dental insurance from our mainstream jobs, Vivid also threw in benefits for her and her whole family if she’d become one of their naked contract stars. Plus, she’d also get bejeweled with the official Vivid girl necklace! How could she turn all those perks down? Keep reading »

Cook, Dress, & Drink Like A Porn Star

Yesterday we told you about porn star Jenna Jameson’s new perfume, “Heartbreaker,” and speculated about the scents other celebs might put out. But the question that is still weighing on my mind is, “Who in the hell would buy a fragrance concocted by a porn star?” (To be fair, I have a similar cluelessness about scents put out by trashy hos like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.) But the fragrance industry isn’t the only mainstream endeavor that porn stars have tried to infiltrate. After the jump, five products (that are not sex toys or sex dolls) created by members of the adult entertainment industry. Keep reading »

OctoMom To Star In Porn Movie?

MAKE IT STOP. OctoMom, a.k.a. Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. the brood-having, Angelina Jolie-wannabe, has been offered $1 million to star in an adult movie. I think my head just exploded. The offer comes from Vivid Entertainment, one of the adult industry’s biggest product companies — it’s like the 20th Century Fox of smut, or, well, not. If Suleman joins the Vivid porn star ranks to become a Vivid Girl, she’ll be sisters-in-porn with a celebrity-gone-XXX roster that includes Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian, and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty. (An Oscar-nominated lineup that ain’t.) The offer comes from the uber-tan CEO of Vivid, Steve Hirsch, the dude responsible for turning Janine, Savannah, and Ginger Lynn into mega-porn stars. Of course, considering that Janine is headed off to jail in a couple weeks, Savannah blew her brains out, and Ginger — well, I don’t know what Ginger is up to these days — OctoMom going PornoMom may not be such a good idea. But, hey, it’d pay the bills. Not to mention keep the octuplets in diapers for a couple years. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Porn Is Getting Real About The Economy

The best things in life are free. Unfortunately, the porn industry is learning that lesson the hard way as sales go soft (zing!). Down 20-30%, Larry Flynt and Joe Francis have asked for a financial fluffer to help adult entertainment companies in their time of need. But it’s not just magazines and DVDs that are feeling the squeeze; the Internet has been screwed up too! Thanks to amateur porn on YouTube-like sites, porn that doesn’t require payment is easier to find than a swinger party. In a recession, that’s good news for broke consumers who are worried they’re going to lose their jobs, but what about the billion dollar adult industry? Can porn still make a buck in this tight economy? If you ask an entrepreneur named Trixie, she’ll say, “F**k yes!”

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New York Governor Plans On Taxing Porn Downloaders

New York governor David Paterson plans to target those who download porn with a sales tax. Previously, Paterson had proposed a so-called “iPod tax” aimed at those downloading music, movies, and software. Now, it turns out, that plan also includes taxing porn downloaders or those who buy their porn via pay-per-view cable. Interestingly, the tax would only apply to New York smut purveyors. The planned sales tax is a whopping 4%, which may be too steep for those who are already trying to cut back on their porn diet during these lean times. And pornographers aren’t too happy about the tax, either. Steve Hirsch, the CEO of Vivid Entertainment, one of the adult industry’s biggest production companies, says: “The last thing any of us need is an additional tax.” During the recession, “These are very difficult times and nobody can afford to lose even one customer.” Or, for that matter, one masturbator. Keep reading »

Joanna Angel On Kissing In Porn

Beyond those “Boogie Nights” and the rise of video, internet porn has really been putting the lick in click. Still, there seems to be something missing from porn — good old-fashioned making out. Susan Walsh asks: “Is Porn Changing The Way We Kiss?” Sucking face is an essential part of lovemaking, baby! So, we decide to ask Joanna Angel, the punk rock porn star and female founder of BurningAngel.com, why there isn’t a lot of kissing in porn. Keep reading »

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Super Bowl Porn Stars

Everyone is still talking about the porno incident during Sunday’s Super Bowl game. The initial reaction was shock. How did a pornographic movie pop up during the biggest game of the year? Now the reaction has shifted to curiosity. Just who are the two actors in the 30-sec porn clip? Tristan Kingsley and Evan Stone. After Tristan pulled Evan’s penis out of his pants right after the Arizona Cardinals scored a touchdown, she blogged … Keep reading »

Sex Sells, Just Not As Much As It Used To

We all enjoy indulging in a guilty pleasure. It might be a drink after work, hitting the slot machines, or perhaps, if you feel Frisky-ish, renting a porn. But in tough economic times, the industries considered to be recession proof, like sex, gambling and alcohol, are feeling the pinch just like everyone else. People are cutting back on extravagant pleasures in life, like their porn habits, lap dances, and shots of tequila. Even Playboy has been hit hard by the recession — their stock is down by 80% in the past year, they’ve cut jobs, closed their New York office, and canceled their Super Bowl party. Private Media Group, a porn company based in Barcelona, Spain, saw revenue drop in the third quarter. Rick’s Cabaret International, a chain of high-end strip clubs, also saw a decrease in earnings. No wonder Hustler magazine publisher, Larry Flynt, asked the government for a $5 million bailout for the porn industry. Other “vice” industries are taking a hit as well. Gambling in Las Vegas was down more than 6% from last year. Alcohol consumption is still going strong, but people are switching to cheap brands of liquor as opposed to premium brands. I guess we have to find other cheap ways to entertain ourselves now. This video is a start! [MSN: Money Central] Keep reading »

Super Bowl Porn: Who’s To Blame?

Comcast Cable customers in Tuscon, Arizona got to watch more than the Pittsburgh Steelers winning yesterday’s game. Right after the Arizona Cardinals took the lead in the 4th quarter, the game action was replaced by a clip from a porn for 10 seconds and showed a woman pulling a man’s penis out of his pants. Comcast is doing a full investigation to figure out how this happened, but I think I have a list of possible suspects. After the jump, the five possible culprits behind the porn prank… Keep reading »

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