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Would You Watch … Food Truck Porn?

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying Pink Pig.” It’s an x-rated movie. About food trucks. Apparently, the porn company went ahead and lifted (?) the image of the real Flying Pig food truck in Los Angeles for their box cover. Or, heck, maybe they worked with the Flying Pig to make their movie. (I am dubious.) Regardless, if you’re totally into food trucks, porn, food porn, Ron Jeremy, and “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs serving recipes guaranteed to make the customer [come] again and again and again,” you will love this movie. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Is “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood Going To Star In A Porn Movie?

“Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons lately. Most recently, she was arrested for domestic abuse, based on footage from the reality TV program that showed the young mother beating the crap out of her boyfriend, Gary Shirley. Now, rumor has it that she’s telling folks that Vivid Video is offering her half a million dollars to star in a porn movie. Vivid, which has put out most of the high-profile celebrity sex tapes of the last few years, has a long history of courting public spectacles for pornos. So what does Vivid say? “We can’t comment on any discussions that we may or may not be having with Amber.” We’re going to take that as a yes. [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »

Will A Porn Company Save Octomom From Foreclosure?

Octomom has as many problems as she has kids. Her house is nearing foreclosure and she and her 14 tots might be kicked out if she cannot come up with money for a $450,000 note. Enter Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, circling like a vulture. Hirsch is in talks with Nadya Suleman’s landlords to assume some of the debt and told TMZ, “This would be a great opportunity to begin a relationship with Octomom.” In other words, to exploit her weakness for the company’s own financial gain. Klassy! To her credit, Vivid previously offered Suleman $1 million to appear in a skin flick, as well as a gig as a production assistant and an invite to co-host a party at the porn industry’s AVN awards, and she rebuffed all offers. She does have some standards, you know. Although I really, really do not understand Vivid’s fascination with this woman. If there’s someone whose va-jay-jay I am not interested in seeing, it’s a woman who has popped out 14 kids. [TMZ.com] [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

Meet The Lesbian Hugh Hefner

I’ve watched my fair share of pornography on the internet and it’s pretty obvious that most of it is made for dudes. Before nudity even occurs, I’m already turned off by the tacky costuming, bad story lines, lack of chemistry, and obviously unwashed stars. I’m a stickler for details. That’s why I’m glad to hear that there’s a lesbian pornographer who actually cares about these things. Jincey Lumpkin (best name ever) went from being a high paid lawyer for the fashion industry to founding Juicy Pink Box, a lesbian porn company. And the Daily Beast is calling her the “Hugh Hefner of Lesbian Porn.” Keep reading »

Does He Have Sexual Attention Deficit Disorder?

As a sex therapist and founder of Good in Bed, I’ve seen a sharp increase in men who suffer from a new syndrome I’ve dubbed “Sexual Attention Deficit Disorder,” or SADD. And the source of this problem is just a click away — read more … Keep reading »

“Just Friends” Oprah And Gayle King Get Their Own Porn Spoof

Ever wonder what a porn starring Oprah and her best buddy Gayle King would look like? Me neither. That’s why Hustler hired two young ladies who wouldn’t even look like these totally-not-lesbians (“TISSUE PLEASE!”) after four beers for a klassy XXX spoof called “Untrue Hollywood Stories: Oprah.” Adult film actress Misty Stone stars as Oprah and Bella Moretti stars as Gayle in the porno, which will be released in January. What we really want to know is who is going to play Steadman? [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

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