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Adult Film Actress Sasha Grey Discusses Health Care Legislation


To be perfectly honest, I haven’t been following the national health care debate all that closely. Not, that is, until I heard what adult actress Sasha Grey had to say about it. Sure, Obama’s views are important, but what does a porn star think? That’s what I wanted to know. Here, care of our boys at Asylum, Sasha chats health care with a guy from “Human Giant” pretending to be Bob Guccione. Then the pizza guy shows up. I think I need a shower. [Asylum] Keep reading »

Brooke Shields Kiddie Porn Removed From London Museum

A nude photograph of Brooke Shields taken when she was 10 (yes, 10!) was removed from a London exhibit this week after Kidscape, an anti-child-abuse activism group in the U.K., declared it a “magnet for pedophiles.” Whoa … back up. Brooke Shields? Kiddie porn? How? Artist Richard Prince’s piece of Shields was set to be part of the “Pop Life: Art in a Material World” exhibition at the Tate Modern opening this Thursday. Prince’s infamous piece is a photograph of a photograph (yes, twice removed … how post-modern) of a heavily made-up 10-year-old Shields originally taken by Garry Gross — shot with the permission of Shields’ mother. Is it weird to anyone else that Shields’ mother would be down with it in the first place? The piece has shown in museums such as the Guggenheim in the past without hoopla, but the Tate Modern removed the pic and shut down the entire room. So what do you think? Kiddie porn or art? [People] Keep reading »

A Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape? Say It Ain’t So.

Do Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have a sex tape? Do I want to know the answer to that question? If there is one, and I’m forced to watch it, can I stab my eyes out afterward? These are the pressing questions of the day. Some random dude in Canada says Kimmel and Silverman made a sex tape when they were “on vacation a few years ago.” Purportedly, they “forgot” the camera, and now a resort employee is shopping the tape. The screen caps show a glimpse of somebody who could be anybody, including one of my exes, on top of someone else who you can’t see at all. Also: These knuckleheads aren’t even together anymore. I remain dubious and horrified. We will continue to bring you more of this terrifying sex tape gone wrong story as it continues to break my will to live. [ZackTaylor] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Jenna Jameson Is The New Dooce

“I am going to begin an amazing blog based strictly on beauty, fashion and mommy issues…”

– Adult film star-turned-mom Jenna Jameson tweeted her plans to become the next Anna Wintour/Heather Armstrong Keep reading »

“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Trailer Hits The Interwebs


“Saved By The Bell” fans: Prepare to have your minds blown. Adding to the too-long list of porn spoofs that have rolled out of Porn Valley as of late, now there’s “Saved By The Bell XXX.” Shockingly, it looks trashy and ridiculous.
“Your favorite characters from Bayside High are 18 and going WILD! Will Zack’s schemes work? Will Slater stop being a girl-crazy Bubba? Will Lisa and Screech hook up? Pick up a copy and find out!!!!!”

A real X-rated masterpiece, surely. Here’s hoping the theme song isn’t stuck in your head all day, as it is mine. Can someone shoot me? Keep reading »

Porn Mag For Women Can Now Bring On The Boners

Filament magazine, a for-women-by-women porno from England, ran into a spot of trouble recently. Quite inconveniently, their prudish printer refused to publish pictures of erections for fear of offending their other clients. How rude! Unfortch, that printer was 30 percent cheaper than other printers, so Filament‘s hands were tied—and not in a good way. But Filament just announced on their blog they were able to sell 328 copies and raise enough money to switch to pricier—and more liberal—printers. Hooray! You catch a preview of Filament‘s second issue online now and order a copy if it strikes your fancy.

I must say, the absolute best part of this story, however, isn’t that the porno mag can now print its peens. It’s how Filament posted a pic of a sexy guy sleeping in bed with a big black warning label over his crotch, which read “MAY OFFEND WOMEN.” Perhaps if you’re a woman who is easily offended by erections, you shouldn’t be looking at porn? [Filament Magazine] Keep reading »

Sexy Tech: Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch Wants To Put Porn On PlayStation 3, X On Xbox 360 (Ex)

A few days ago the gaming news site Kotaku had an interview with Steve Hirsch, CEO of the Vivid Entertainment porn empire, about his hopes to deliver high-definition adult entertainment to the Playstation 3, XBOX 360, and Nintendo Wii over the PlayStation Network and similar services now that Sony has seemingly paved the way for such content in Japan, where DDM.TV now brings on-demant adult content to the PlayStation 3.

Via Kotaku:

“Our point is pretty simple,” Hirsch told Kotaku. “As long as age verification is in place that (Sony) feels comfortable with we see no reason why adults shouldn’t be allowed to access adult movies on the Playstation 3.”

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“Twilight” Porn Spoof Is For Hardcore Fans

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The Gosselins get the porn spoof treatment. Ugh. Read More »

Vampires, virgins, and porn are an obvious trifecta, so it should come as no surprise that a major adult film company, Devil’s Film, is putting out a “Twilight” porn spoof. Mega popular porn star Jenna Haze stars in this hardcore send-up of the emo vampire movie, out Oct. 15 (beating “New Moon”‘s arrival in theaters!). Getting Haze to star in your porn is like getting, oh, Kate Winslet to do your little movie because it gives it instant credibility. As for the plot? No word yet, but something tells me Edward probably shares his blushing Bella with the super horny Cullen clan. [Examiner, Film Drunk] Keep reading »

Jon & Kate Get The Porn Spoof Treatment

It was bound to happen. The tabloid news story which has littered the covers of our favorite celeb weekly glossies is now getting even smuttier. “Jon & Kate F**k Eight” will be released by porn company Devil’s Film on Sept. 14 and, strangely enough, it will put a somewhat positive spin on the bitter divorce battle between Jon and Kate Gosselin. “In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people,” explains Devil’s Film sales manager Steve Volpini. “So they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together.” How romantic! The movie stars Riley Evans as Kate, Frankie Young as Jon, and Amy Starz, Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Ashton Pierce, Ralph Long, Jenner, and Alex Gonz in various, er, supporting roles. Keep reading »

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