Tag Archives: porn

Farrah Abraham Regrets Her Sex Tape With James Deen, Says It “Ruined” Her Life

Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
There's a likeness of her vagina! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life. … Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming. I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.”

Welp, I sure am sorry Farrah Abraham regrets doing her infamous sex tape, er, professionally shot pornographic film with the industry’s biggest male star — but them’s the breaks, girl! Farrah continued to act like her porn with James Deen was accidentally released without her permission, even though every known fact disputes that claim, in a new interview with In Touch magazine. Keep reading »

America, The Horniest Nation, Watched The Most Porn In 2013

adult-content-porn

Thanks to extensive research by Pornhub we now know that when it comes to how long porn is being watched in one sitting, the United States wins with flying colors. According to Pornhub’s “2013 Porn In Review” the average amount of time that Americans spend enjoying online porn is 10 minutes, 39 seconds every time they log on to get an eye-full of sexin’ Not far behind the us are the UK, Germany and France, respectively. Read more on Your Tango …

Oops: Porn Filters Are Also Blocking Sex Ed Advice

todays lady news
  • Research has shown that online filters, which seek to keep pornography and other age-inappropriate content hidden from children, are also blocking out totally legitimate sexual education advice. And probably a lot of chicken breast recipes, I’d assume. [Telegraph UK]
  • The Toast blogger Mallory Ortberg has the best response to Ani DiFranco’s sorry-not-sorry apology about her now-canceled songwriting retreat at a former plantation. [The Toast]
  • Don’t get too excited about the new Pope: he appears to have ex-communicated an Australian priest for being supportive of the LGBTQ community and believing in women’s ordination. [TIME] Keep reading »

This UK High School Is Adding “How To Treat Women” To Its Sex Ed Program

This UK High School Is Adding "How To Treat Women" To Its Sex Ed Program

In a first of its kind program, Chase High School in the UK is implementing a “life skills” mentorship program for their students, with the hope of boosting self-confidence, providing positive role models and teaching about sex ed through the lens of how to have healthy relationships. One of the important life skills that will be taught to the boys is how to appropriately talk to and treat a girl. Keep reading »

Porn Industry Shuts Down As Yet Another Adult Film Performer Tests HIV-Positive

condoms

Another adult film actor has tested HIV-positive, making this anonymous person the fifth case in the industry this year. Filming has shut down for a third time since this summer as doctors trace the outbreak. The Free Speech Coalition, which is a trade group for the porn industry, announced the halt on filming on Friday.

“We are taking every precaution while we do research to determine if there’s been any threat to the performer pool,” said Free Speech Coalition CEO Diane Duke. “We take the health of our performers very seriously, and felt that it was better to err on the side of caution while we determine whether anyone else may have been exposed.” All coworkers this anonymous person has come in contact with on and off set have been notified so they can be tested as well.  Keep reading »

7 Things To Know About Dusk, A Porn Channel For Women

dusk porn for women

Erotic offerings for women are getting better all the time. Just off the top of my head, I can think of James Deen and Make Love Not Porn, Bust magazine’s monthly “one handed read,” and the publishing boom after Fifty Shades Of Grey that has our office bookshelves heaving under new dominant/submissive erotica. (Seriously. Take some of it off our hands, please.)

In 2014, American women can look out for Dusk, a new channel featuring 24/7 porn aimed at women. Here’s everything you want to know about Dusk, after the jump! Keep reading »

Of Course There’s A Rob Ford Porn Parody

Of Course There's A Rob Ford Porn Parody
"Sometimes a man needs to eat out."

I enjoy pornography, but I am having a hard time imagining a porn I am less interested in watching than this XXX parody of the Rob Ford scandal. Ford, of course, is the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto who famously told a crowd of reporters that he has enough pussy to eat at home. But in this porn parody, “Ford” admits that “sometimes a man needs to eat out.” You can see the full 26+ minutes of icky NSFW action here, but the snippet above is SFW and hilarious. Killer Chris Farley impression, truly. [via The Daily Dot]

Scarlett Johansson Finds Porn Enjoyable And “Productive”

  • Scarlett Johansson told Marie Claire that she finds porn enjoyable and productive, by which she probably means she gets a lot of masturbating done while watching it, I guess. [The Blemish]
  • This man has been arrested not once, but TWICE, for having sex with inflatable pool toys. [Huffington Post]
  • New parents in Germany will have the option of identifying their babies as intersex. [Newser]
  • “Sexual Butter” starring Paula Deen and “Insane Clown Pussy” are just two of the all-time, worst ideas for adult films. [Cracked]
  • Which came first, the Stim-U-Lax or the Pulscon Hand Crank? If you don’t know the answer, you probably need to review your vibrator history. [Betty Confidential]
  • If only these “Star Wars” sex toys were real. [Em & Lo]
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson split up because she didn’t want to neglect her youth. At the ripe, old age of 19, I fear she might be too late. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

What It’s Like To Bed James Deen

Fave Male Porn Star
Amelia's new favorite male porn star is Manuel Ferrara. Read More »
Screw James Deen!
Wanna Bang Porn Star James Deen? Here's Your Chance!
He's taking applications! Read More »
Better Porn Watching
7 Steps For A Better Porn-Watching Experience
Amelia shares helpful hints for a better porn watching experience. Read More »

Remember, about two months ago, when James Deen created a section on his website for would-be sex partners to apply to bang him, provided they were willing to do so on camera? Well, that was real. And James picked one of the women who submitted herself, who has since written about her experience for the website Brightest Young Things. Unfortunately, Jen Tisdale (who appears in the film under the name Gwen Derringer) leaves out just about every possible detail you’d want to know about what it’s like fucking  the world’s most beloved straight male porn star. (Luckily, there’s video of all of that.) While I wish there were more dirty details on the actual boning, Tisdale, who’s a comedian, does a good job detailing the whole weird process of going to LA to bang a famous porn star, from why she did it (“Why not?”), to the first date-esque jitters (“What if he doesn’t think I’m attractive? What if we don’t get along?”), to the aftermath: Keep reading »

The Trailer For “Game Of Bones,” The “Game Of Thrones” Porn Parody, Is Here!

But Does Hodor Get Laid?

Do people actually jerk off to porn parodies the way they jerk off to regular porn? Because I can’t imagine being able to keep a straight face while wanking to James Deen’s ridiculous impression of Jon Snow in the “Game of Thrones” porn parody, “Game of Bones,” as hot as he may be. Really, I think porn parodies are an opportunity for porn stars to really test out their acting talents. Just listen to the splendid British accents at work in the SFW trailer above! Someone get the chick playing Daenarys Stormborn, MILF of Dragons, a gig on stage at the Globe Theater in London, seriously. [Pajiba]

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular