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Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Perhaps you remember the story of Andre Johnson (aka Christ Bearer), the rapper who, back in April, cut off his own penis (second item) and then jumped off a second floor balcony.  (He claims he was high on PCP at the time, making this story pretty much the best PCP deterrent I’ve ever heard.) Well, there’s good news! In May, doctors were able to complete a successful surgical reattachment of Johnson’s johnson and that it’s now “fully functional” again. Um, really? That’s amazing!

“Does it work?! Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?” Johnson yelled in a video you can watch on TMZ. Keep reading »

PurrVerse: The Mean Girls Of Lesbian Porn

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“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”  — Janis Ian

Judging from the popularity of femme-on-femme makeouts being used to sell products from Versace to concert tickets, one would think that lesbian porn is a big seller. The best thing a pop star can do to fan media attention is fake interest in another woman, after all, so we must be eating up lesbian porn. Right? Keep reading »

Important Rosebudding Update: You Can Breathe A Sigh Of Relief Because This Gross “Trend” Is Actually Really Rare

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How was your weekend? Mine was pretty great, except for the random moments when I would remember that rosebudding exists and I would start audibly gagging like a cat coughing up a furball. Which is awkward when you’re in public and the last thing you want to do is explain why you’re gagging.

Anyway, I have good news and bad news! The bad news is that I am writing about rosebudding again. The good news is that, according to The Daily Dot, this “trend” is so rare that it’s pretty much ridiculous to even call it a trend. For starters, a gastroenterologist told The Daily Dot that a prolapsed anus is not something a usually healthy person has and is most commonly seen in the elderly — therefore the chances that ladies with pink socks are running rampant in the pornosphere is pretttttty unlikely. Male porn star Christian XXX confirmed as much, telling the Dot, “No one can do it. You have to get buttfucked like 10,000 times repeatedly just to maybe prolapse. I can’t think of five girls [in the industry who can prolapse].” And what talented ladies they are. Keep reading »

I Apologize In Advance For This Post About “Rosebudding”

I Apologize In Advance For This Post About "Rosebudding"

Yesterday, like a child who touches a stove even after mom says it’s hot, I read an article about a new “trend” in extreme anal porn called “rosebudding” despite being warned in the first paragraph that to proceed was unwise for those with weak stomachs. I almost vomited. Then, like a particularly stupid child who needs to learn a lesson the hard way more than once, I read a second article about rosebudding. And then, as Jessica stood by and watched on IM, I did some researching and happened upon a GIF of rosebudding in action and I will never ever ever ever ever ever be the same again. Take it from me, the IM conversation after the jump contains all you need to know about rosebudding — unless, of course, you could never resist touching the stove, in which case, get Googling fellow idiotic weirdos. [Vice via Jezebel] Keep reading »

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True Story: Audio Porn
True Story: Discovering My Love Of Audio Porn
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If you’re sick of watching porn and having to lower the volume for fear that your roommate/partner/neighbors will hear all of those sensual moans and groans, have we got good news for you! Keep reading »

“Duke Porn Star” Belle Knox Pens An Open Letter To Alyssa Funke

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