Tag Archives: porn

The “Ideal” Pornstar Is Probably Not Who You Think It Is

Julie GersteinFebruary 21, 2013 //
Fave Male Porn Star
Amelia's new favorite male porn star is Manuel Ferrara. Read More »
Hillbilly Porn
It's in thanks to "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Read More »
Vintage Porn
Turn Of The Century Porn
Porn from turn of the century. 9 Photos »

Science! It’s pretty crazy, right? Like how about this guy who John Millward, who devoted countless hours to a new study on finding the perfect porn star. That’s right: Millward’s study “Deep Inside” (hahahah you so funny) studied more than 10,000 porn stars and their careers in order to come up with the “ideal” porn star.

Millward went through every listing in the Adult Film Database to attempt to suss out patterns and preferences among porn stars. “I was able to scrutinize adult performers in a way no man, despite regular attempts to do so, had ever managed before, and find out once and for all which stereotypes about porn stars are true, which are bogus, and what these men and women have been doing for the last forty years,” said Millward.

What did he find? Keep reading »

Today In Anal Tattoos: This Woman Has A Butthole Tribute To The Beatles (NSFW)

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 8, 2013 //
Anal Tattoo
A video of a woman getting an anal tattoo. Watch »
17 Anal Tattoos
anal tattoo
17 butt and anal tattoos to make you feel really uncomfortable. Read More »
Anal Tatt Facts
We asked a tattoo artist about anal tattoos. Read More »

Move over Maria Louise Del Rosario, there’s a new anal tattoo star on the internet. Zarrah Angel, of porn site BurningAngel.com, has the famous Beatles lyric “let it be” tattooed where the sun don’t shine. Angel’s decision to get her anal tattoo had little to do with being a fan of the band though. In an interview with Vice, she talked about her reasons for getting inked and her anal tattoo experience:

“I’m into anal sex, definitely. I got it because we got drunk and it was just a really funny idea and my friend said he’d do it for free. I sat on it for a couple days and was finally like, ‘Man, I’m gonna get a butthole tattoo that says Let It Be with a bumblebee flying out!’ It hurt really bad. It’s the most painful tattoo ever, but it was quick so it wasn’t that terrible. It hurt a lot in the crack. Once it went onto my ass cheek it wasn’t that bad. I’m keeping my butthole tattoo forever. That tattoo is awesome. That tattoo is still going to look awesome when I’m 80, when my butthole has 15 hemorrhoids.”

If you really, really, really want to see Zarrah’s extremely NSFW butthole tattoo click here. [Vice]

Meet Diana Pang, The Chinese Porn Star Who Is Now In Politics

Sarah GrayFebruary 6, 2013 //
First Porn Star In Space
Coco Brown will be the first porn star in space. Read More »
China's Forced B.C.
Chinese woman seeks asylum in the U.S. over forced birth control. Read More »
Political Sex Scandals
john edwards photo
Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? 9 Photos »
from porn to politics
Diana Pang Peng Dan

Dick pics on Twitter or love children, might force resignation for some politicians, but for others, a scandalous sexual history is just a way to make a name for yourself before entering the political arena. Remember porn star Mary Carey’s run for Governor of California in the 2003 recall election? Oh, and her 2006 bid for Lieutenant Governor?

Before you roll your eyes and think, Only in California, let me introduce Diana Pang of China. The 40-year-old former softcore porn star, who is known by her stage name “Peng Dan” in Hong Kong, is the latest to follow the path from porn to politics. Keep reading »

Porn Star Coco Brown Figures Out How To Get To Outer Space, Makes Us Feel Stupid

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 4, 2013 //
Fave Male Porn Star
Amelia's new favorite male porn star is Manuel Ferrara. Read More »
Space Sex
4 reasons we'd rather not get down and dirty in space. Read More »
Amusing Porn (NSFW)
The 6 Most Amusing Kinds Of Porn
We find these types of porn amusing, not arousing. 7 Photos »
That Lucky Bitch

Turns out, we’ve been going about this whole traveling to outer space thing all wrong. We didn’t have to become an astronaut or save up millions of dollars to get a seat on Richard Branson’s moon flight. Adult film star Coco Brown (sometimes known as Honey Love) figured out how to make that shit happen. If all goes as planned, in March 2014, the 34-year-old will be the first porn star in space. For the reasonable price of $100,000, Brown was invited aboard one of SpaceXC’s flights (Space XC is a private company in the Netherlands). To prepare for the journey to outer space, Brown has been training in Martian, Lunar and Zero G conditions. Before liftoff, she will have to complete training on a Desdemona G-force Simulator and the Albatross Jet, an aircraft that replicates space re-entry. But here’s the kicker: she’s not planning to perform any zero gravity space sex… Keep reading »

OK, James Deen Might Be A Porn Genius (SFW)

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 30, 2013 //
James Responds
To the NYTimes Mag article. Read More »
Ikea Monkey
Monkey in a tiny coat found wandering the IKEA parking lot. Read More »
Sex Tips From James
James Deen on what makes a woman "good in bed." Read More »
James Meme
James Deen as the IKEA monkey

I’ve been really intrigued by James Deen ever since that New York Times Magazine profile about “The Canyons” came out. I loved the detail that he is the Jewish son of rocket scientists. Stephen Roderick painted Deen as this sensitive loner genius who just so happens to have applied his brilliance to the porn world. After seeing a new episode Woodrocket.com’s web series “Memes I’d Like To F**k,” I’m convinced that he really is one.. In the episode, Deen, dressed as the IKEA monkey, stares out a window. That’s it. Brilliant. [Laughing Squid]

“SpongeKnob Square Nuts” Is The XXX Porn Spoof From Which Nightmares Are Made

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 28, 2013 //
Quick Pic

It’s coming!  Woodrocket.com presents the porn parody of “SpongeBob SquarePants,” starring Anthony Rosano as SpongeKnob SquareNuts and Skin Diamond as Sandy Cheeks. These are things which cannot be unseen. [Photo: Splash]

porn spoofs we'd like to see
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The From’ Girls 2013 Calendar Is Cheese Porn At It’s Finest

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 25, 2013 //
Say Cheese!

I thought the Ladies of Manure Calendar was going to be the stinkiest calendar of the year, but I stand corrected. France’s From’ Girls (short for fromage) features a year’s worth of scantily clad ladies posing provocatively with stinky cheeses. YUM! [France 24]

Armpit Cheese
This cheese is made from the bacteria of the human body. Read More »
Ladies Of Manure
The 2013 calendar featuring hot girls and poop. Read More »
I'm Dating A Cheeseman
The pros and cons of dating a cheesemonger. Read More »

Watch The Trailer For “Kink,” James Franco’s Documentary About BDSM Porn

Jessica WakemanJanuary 22, 2013 //
Fetishes 101
fetish
What's a fetish? What's a paraphilia? This post explains it all! Read More »
First Time: Spanking Party
spanking photo
This is what happens at a spanking party. Read More »
Fat Mike On BDSM
Fat Mike of NOFX
NOFX's Fat Mike talks about his BDSM lifestyle and persecution for kink. Read More »
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NSFW, Obviously

When he wasn’t otherwise occupied writing poems about the president, James Franco has been busily producing a documentary about Kink.com, the premiere web site for BDSM porn. “Kink,” which is debuting now at the Sundance Film Festival, explores the production company that runs Kink.com and their film shoots in San Francisco’s Armory. Franco and his collaborator, cinematographer Christina Voros, showcase the various folks who are drawn to this quirky profession, like Maitresse Madeline, and get the scoop straight from the horse’s ball-gagged-mouth about how some people misunderstand sadomasochistic sex play to be abuse. I’m pleased to hear that “Kink” explains “safe words,” too. Can’t wait to see this when it comes out in theaters! Damn, James Franco, you are really making me like you.

[Black Book Mag]

[The Daily Beast]

Gina The Chimp Only Wants To Watch Porn (And Us Humans Are Rather Fond Of It As Well)

Jessica WakemanJanuary 15, 2013 //
Fave Male Porn Star
Amelia's new favorite male porn star is Manuel Ferrara. Read More »
Stolen From Porn
Sex Moves Guys Stole From Porn
Guys stole these moves from porn. 13 Photos »
Women & Porn
10 reasons they watch. Read More »
chimpanzee

Sometimes I feel bad about wild animals enclosed in zoos. But I feel slightly less bad for Gina, a chimpanzee at the Seville Zoo in Spain, who spends her days watching porn on TV.

Gina’s TV has lots of different channels, but the only ones that this frisky primate watches are the ones rated “adult entertainment.”

Chimps are, of course, one of the closest cousins to humans; we share 90 percent of our DNA with them.

That information should, I hope, make Salon.com writer Issac Abel, 23, feel slightly better: Abel published an essay this weekend about how he came of age masturbating to internet porn and now he’s having difficulties getting sexy with real, live women who don’t fulfill his fantasies quite like those on set. Keep reading »

Ex Porn Star Says Anal Sex Gives Birth To The Devil

Julie GersteinJanuary 5, 2013 //
Ex-Gay Therapy Joke
Bachmann made an insensitive quip about ex-gay therapy. Read More »
Life As A Gay Man
This straight guy lived as a gay man for a year. Read More »
Anal Play
How do straight men feel about it. Read More »
The Devil's In My Butt

I almost feel bad for ex-gay porn star Joseph Sciambra. After all, it’s pretty clear he’s mega-traumatized — both physically and emotionally — by his time in the sex industry. Sciambra claims his life in porno led to him having major anal problems, which resulted in getting his “sphincter almost stitched shut.” Ouch.

But! (Okay, butt!)

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