Posts tagged "porn"

Drones Are Dropping Porn, Drugs & Phones Into Prisons

There have been multiple incidents of people using drones to drop contraband porn, cell phones, and drugs into prisons, which sounds great and kind of funny on its face – until you realize how dangerous this is for the prisoners. In one such incident, for example, a drone contraband drop caused a yard

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 27, 2015

Ben Affleck’s Nanny Has Been Offered $1M To Star In Batman Porn Parody

Oh boy. The porn parody producer and director Axel Braun has reportedly offered Ben and Jen’s ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian, $1 million to star in a Batman/Superman porn parody film, originally titled: Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.
The parody is coming out following Affleck’s new starring role as a Batman in the Hollywood…

Katrin Higher / August 23, 2015

WWJDD: “What’s The Right Way To Dominate My Man?”

He likes to be topped and she’s down to make him her bitch, but, like, HOW? James Deen has advice for dominating your man.

James Deen / August 20, 2015

True Story: Meet Brother Dean Saxton, The Slut-Shaming Preacher Who Thinks “God Laughs At Your Rape”

I have been doing the porn convention circuit since 2013. We have done shows in so many cities, from Fort Lauderdale, to Chicago, to Edison, New Jersey. But never in my life have I experienced anything like what went down last weekend in Texas, at Exxxotica’s first Dallas convention. I was excited by the idea of…

Sydney Leathers / August 11, 2015

Heinz Loves Heinies: Man Tries To Use Heinz Coupon QR Code, Is Brought To Hardcore Porn Site

German man Daniel Korell, was just trying to cash in an old coupon QR code so he could design his own ketchup bottle when he was instead directed to a hardcore porn site. Take that bottle and shove it! (Sorry)
Korell let the giant ketchup company know via Facebook that its QR code “probably isn’t…

Katrin Higher / June 20, 2015

Here Is A “Pokémon” Porn Parody That Will Ruin Your Childhood

“You ready to ruin these guys like they’re Brian Williams’ career, Dickachu?” …

Megan Reynolds / June 19, 2015

“Magic Mike XXXL” Is The Porn Parody You Knew Was, Um, Coming

Less than a month remains until the most important movie of the summer — nay, THE YEAR — opens in theaters,  and women across the country scream like cats in heat while watching Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello grind their barely clad pelvises in “Magic Mike XXL.” But if the bare chests and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 8, 2015

Frisky Rant: Who Says Porn Stars Can’t Be Feminists?

I always thought protecting a woman’s right to choose what she does with her own body was a core tenant of feminism. But apparently, some feminists think they can dictate what choices are acceptable.

Sydney Leathers / June 4, 2015

WWJDD: “My Boyfriend Wants Me To Peg Him! Got Any Tips?”

Going into poop’s house? Get ready to encounter poop.

James Deen / May 29, 2015

WWJDD? James Deen, Our New Advice Columnist, Talks Orgasms, Sexual Taboos & Why Porn Stars Are Not Sex Educators

Say hello to James Deen. Surely you’re heard of him? He’s a multi-hyphenate: Porn star, director, owner of JamesDeen.comactor (dude, I enjoyed “The Canyons”), the man who inadvertently helped me find my orgasm, and now, I’m thrilled to officially announce, our new advice columnist. Six weeks ago, James and I spent, like, seven hours drinking and conversing and at…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 11, 2015

Vice Week: On Lust (Or How James Deen Taught Me To Let Go)

Spoiler alert: No, we didn’t fuck.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 24, 2015

PiggyBankGirls.com Is A Crowdfunding Site For Women Offering “Fair Trade Porn”

Ladies, do you need a new computer? Are you trying to move out solo but can’t afford it? Perhaps you want to fund your backpacking trip across the world? Trying to pay for your upcoming wedding? Well, a new website called PiggyBankGirls.com gives women the chance to crowdfund to raise money to reach specific goals.

Tiffanie Drayton / April 24, 2015

PornHub Buys Jumpy Masturbator New Laptop After Mom Walks In On Him Wacking Off

So apparently, some poor dude was watching PornHub, and the site decided to freeze right when his mom was coming up the stairs. Logically, he did this:
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
>.< YOU COULD’VE CLOSED IT,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 17, 2015

Law Professor Accidentally Sends Porn Link To Students; We Die Of Secondhand Embarassment

Copy-paste is the most dangerous tool in your arsenal. …

Megan Reynolds / April 7, 2015

Down With Being “Chill,” Up With Being In Love

The imperative to be “chill” in relationships is killing the actual process of falling in love with someone, which is a decidedly un-chill thing to do.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 3, 2015

Taylor Swift Just Bought A Bunch Of Porn Sites To Preemptively Save Her Reputation

TaylorSwift.porn wil never see the light of day.

Megan Reynolds / March 23, 2015

About That Time I Spent 7 Hours Getting Wasted With James Deen

I’ll never ever ever stop bragging about this.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 23, 2015

5 Disastrous Ways People Tried To Make Porn A Reality

Because of porn’s world-controlling nature, it’s not much of a surprise to find out that it bleeds into real life. I’m not just talking about the whole “let’s change positions every two minutes for no reason” thing that the more athletic of us attempt. I’m talking about real people pulling porn into reality, with some…

Cracked / March 15, 2015
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