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“This Ain’t Cops XXX” Trailer Is No “Cops”

The idea of doing an X-rated version of “Cops” seems somewhat redundant to me, but I guess that’s why I’m not in the business of churning out a new porn movie spoof every week. Say hello to “This Ain’t Cops XXX,” Hustler Video’s “Cops” redux, but this time around there’s more humping than busting, more porn stars than perps, more shooting … well, you get the point. Porn stars Bobbi Starr, Dale DaBone, Jack Lawrence, and Jayden James are directed by Axel Braun in what’s sure to be the first Academy Award-nominated sex flick. Keep reading »

“The Human Centipede” To Be Turned Into Porn Movie

Remember “The Human Centipede? That super-gross movie about a mad scientist who attaches three people in an obscene formation? Well, it doesn’t seem possible, but a porn director is doing the unthinkable and turning “The Human Centipede” into a porn movie, “The Human Sex-ipede.” Here’s what director Lee Roy Myers has to say about how he came up with his shocking concept: “I thought, ‘You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’” OK! Suffice to say, we won’t be ordering a copy for The Frisky HQ. Or will we? [xbiz.com] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan May Be Out Of Jail, But Her Porn Movie Spoof Plays On

If you haven’t had a chance to buy your own copy of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail,” here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer, cries to the judge, and gets bossed around by a sexy jailer. “They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing,” fake-Lindsay announces. We’ll have to take her word for it. [TMZ] Keep reading »

“This Ain’t Avatar XXX” Promises 3D Blue Sex This Fall

Wow. I had no idea when I put my secret desire out into the universe — “Oh, won’t someone please make a porn version of ‘Avatar’ with Na’vis having sex in 3D?” — that my dream would come true. Hustler’s ingeniously titled “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” will be released on DVD this fall. Must we wait so long to see interplanetary Smurf sex? Yes. [/Film] Keep reading »

“Golden Girls A XXX MILF Parody” Promises To Horrify Its Viewers

Say hello to “Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” Just when you thought porn spoofs couldn’t get any worse, now this. It’s a hardcore, and we do mean hardcore, parody of “The Golden Girls,” in which a bunch of elderly women sat around and talked about stuff. I don’t know what happens in this one, but I’m thinking it involves condoms. The must amusing thing about this trailer is the music. At least one person will be excited to see this perversity. Simcha, this one’s for you. [YouTube] Keep reading »

“Roseanne” Gets Spoofed In Porn Movie, “Roseanne XXX”

Say hello to “Rosanne” the porn movie. You know, a lot of these porn movie spoofs I don’t mind, but this one looks really unpleasant. It’s an X-rated redux of the “Roseanne” show, which used to star Roseanne Barr. But instead of the Conners sitting around and trying to figure out how to be a better family, or whatever it was they were doing, and having a few laughs along the way, this time around everyone just cracks a bunchy of pervy jokes and tries to get it on with each other. Kelly Shibari plays Roseanne. It looks like Becky may be mildly amusing, but the rest just looks plain horrifying. Keep reading »

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