Posts tagged "porn spoofs"

“The Simpsons” Gets The Porn Treatment

One time, I was dating this guy, and I said something smarty-pants, and he was like, "Susannah, for you, nothing is sacred." And I was like, "Uh, yeah?" This porn spoof of "The Simpsons" brings the sentiment to mind. To see something like the Simpsons family turned into porno circus freaks has traumatized my brain,…
By: Susannah Breslin / January 12, 2011

“Wonder Woman XXX” Porn Parodies Threaten To Glut Oversaturated Market

It looks like the upcoming "Wonder Woman" TV show remake is going to have some competition. Because there's gonna be a porno version. It's called ... wait for it ... "Wonder Woman XXX." Pretty much says it all, doesn't it? It stars porn star Tori Black as the superhero who will be "kickin' butt…
By: Susannah Breslin / November 22, 2010

Rapper’s Delight: XXX Spoof Of Kanye West Vs. Taylor Swift In The Works

While just about every TV show and movie has been made into a porn spoof, Vivid Entertainment is about to make the music industry take it all off. Forget shameless groupie action, CEO Steve Hirsch wants to recreate the infamous VMA beef between Taylor Swift and Kanye West from back i…
By: Simcha / November 10, 2010

Would You Like To Watch This “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody” Trailer?

Is nothing sacred? Not even "The Flintstones"? The answer to that question would be: no. In "The Flintstones: A XXX Parody," Fred is having a midlife crisis, which we're thinking leads to some X-rated scenarios, and, steel yourself, Betty and Wilma get it on. We don't even want to think about what happens to a…
By: Susannah Breslin / October 12, 2010

Meet The Cast Of “Sex And The City XXX”!

The casting department did a pretty spot-on job for this latest porn spoof on the hit HBO show and movie franchise -- especially Charlotte! But the question on everyone's lips? Will Carrie keep her bra on the entire time, just as Sarah Jessica Parker did in each of her character's love scenes? Check out one…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 21, 2010

“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” Is “Charlie’s Angels” Gone Wild

Oh, hey, look, it's another porn spoof. This time, "Charlie's Angels" becomes "Not Charlie's Angels XXX." Taking on the roles made famous by Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith, and Kate Jackson, porn stars Sunny Leone, Andy San Dimas, and Lexi Swallow run around with guns and help Charlie solve crimes. (Yes, one of the stars i…
By: Susannah Breslin / September 17, 2010

“This Ain’t Cops XXX” Trailer Is No “Cops”

The idea of doing an X-rated version of "Cops" seems somewhat redundant to me, but I guess that's why I'm not in the business of churning out a new porn movie spoof every week. Say hello to "This Ain't Cops XXX," Hustler Video's "Cops" redux, but this time around there's more humping than busting, more…
By: Susannah Breslin / August 13, 2010

“The Human Centipede” To Be Turned Into Porn Movie

Remember "The Human Centipede? That super-gross movie about a mad scientist who attaches three people in an obscene formation? Well, it doesn't seem possible, but a porn director is doing the unthinkable and turning "The Human Centipede" into a porn movie, "The Human Sex-ipede." Here's what director Lee Roy Myers has to say about…
By: Susannah Breslin / August 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan May Be Out Of Jail, But Her Porn Movie Spoof Plays On

If you haven't had a chance to buy your own copy of "Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail," here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer,…
By: Susannah Breslin / August 3, 2010

“This Ain’t Avatar XXX” Promises 3D Blue Sex This Fall

Wow. I had no idea when I put my secret desire out into the universe -- "Oh, won't someone please make a porn version of 'Avatar' with Na'vis having sex in 3D?" -- that my dream would come true. Hustler's ingeniously titled "This Ain't Avatar XXX" will be released on DVD this fall. Must…
By: Susannah Breslin / June 21, 2010

“Golden Girls A XXX MILF Parody” Promises To Horrify Its Viewers

Say hello to "Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody." Just when you thought porn spoofs couldn't get any worse, now this. It's a hardcore, and we do mean hardcore, parody of "The Golden Girls," in which a bunch of elderly women sat around and talked about stuff. I don't know what happens in thi…
By: Susannah Breslin / June 3, 2010

“Roseanne” Gets Spoofed In Porn Movie, “Roseanne XXX”

Say hello to "Rosanne" the porn movie. You know, a lot of these porn movie spoofs I don't mind, but this one looks really unpleasant. It's an X-rated redux of the "Roseanne" show, which used to star Roseanne Barr. But instead of the Conners sitting around and trying to figure out how to be…
By: Susannah Breslin / May 28, 2010

Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Movie Spoof Coming To A Store Near You

The first (?) porn movie spoof of the Sandra Bullock and Jesse James sex scandal has been slated for release, and it looks like an Academy Award contender, folks. I don't know who decided to call it "The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal," but that is genius. (Well.) Produced by one…
By: Susannah Breslin / May 19, 2010

Chinese Theme Park Promotes Pirates Of The Carribean Ride With Porn Movie Poster

In Xiamen, China, an amusement park used a porn movie poster to promote its family-friendly Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Rather than using movie posters related to "Pirates of the Caribbean," starring Johnny Depp, someone used a poster for "Pirates," an X-rated movie starring Jesse Jane and Evan Stone, instead. "Pirates of the Caribbean:…
By: Susannah Breslin / May 6, 2010

Hustler Announces Plans To Turn Jesse James And Sandra Bullock Scandal Into An Adult Movie

Add this to the list of porn movies you really, really don't want to see. Hustler Video is going to turn the whole Jesse James and Sandra Bullock affair imbroglio into an adult movie. Can everyone say, "Ew, gross," in unison? Yes, we can. The explicit faux-expose will be entitled, "Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood…
By: Susannah Breslin / April 5, 2010

“Tiger’s Got Wood” Adds To The Tiger Woods Adult Movie Pile

Apparently, there are more than a few adult movie send-ups of the Tiger Woods sex scandal in the works. There's the oh-so-cleverly titled "Tiger's Wood," Vivid's upcoming Woods homage featuring one of the golf star's former mistresses, and now the inevitable "Tiger's Got Wood." Starring Jonny Slim as Tiger and Diana Doll…
By: Susannah Breslin / January 4, 2010

Coming Soon: “Jersey Shore” Porn Spoof!

Well, I think we knew this was coming. Zero Tolerance Entertainment is hard at work on a porn spoof based on MTV's "Jersey Shore" and, yes, you guessed it, the film will be called "Jersey Whores." According to Fleshbot, casting has already started and we're more than slightly underwhelmed by some of their choices. We…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 4, 2010

The “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX” Trailer For Which You Have Not Been Waiting

Hey, it's the trailer for "This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX," the X-rated send-up of "Beverly Hills 90210"! Something about watching this (totally SFW) video makes me feel sad, dirty, and depressed. Why, Donna, why? Also, is nothing sacred? And that guy does not look like Steve Sanders at all. According to the press release,…
By: Susannah Breslin / December 3, 2009

“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Trailer Hits The Interwebs

"Saved By The Bell" fans: Prepare to have your minds blown. Adding to the too-long list of porn spoofs that have rolled out of Porn Valley as of late, now there's "Saved By The Bell XXX." Shockingly, it looks trashy and ridiculous. "Your favorite characters from Bayside High are 18 and going WILD! Will…
By: Susannah Breslin / September 24, 2009

“Twilight” Porn Spoof Is For Hardcore Fans

Vampires, virgins, and porn are an obvious trifecta, so it should come as no surprise that a major adult film company, Devil's Film, is putting out a "Twilight" porn spoof. Mega popular porn star Jenna Haze stars in this hardcore send-up of the emo vampire movie, out Oct. 15 (beating "New Moon"'s arrival in theaters!).
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 11, 2009
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