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Chinese Theme Park Promotes Pirates Of The Carribean Ride With Porn Movie Poster

In Xiamen, China, an amusement park used a porn movie poster to promote its family-friendly Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Rather than using movie posters related to “Pirates of the Caribbean,” starring Johnny Depp, someone used a poster for “Pirates,” an X-rated movie starring Jesse Jane and Evan Stone, instead. “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” was nominated for five Academy Awards. “Pirates” won an AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene. How a porn movie poster came to hang alongside real “Pirates of the Caribbean” promotional materials may forever remain a mystery, but it probably didn’t hurt that the “Pirates” movie poster chosen featured the comely, blond, and busty Jane. [Geekosystem] Keep reading »

The Top 10 Reasons Men Watch Porn

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Why do men watch porn? Let’s be honest. Who the hell knows. All I know is that some guys watch it, and we, as women, are left to sit around, scratching our heads, considering their reasoning. Yes, surely, ladies watch porn, too, but I tend to think the male-er sex is a little bit more pornographically-inclined than, shall we say, the fairer sex. Behold, I have delivered unto you the top 10 reasons why men watch porn. I don’t claim to have all the answers. But here are a few. Keep reading »

Porn Star Saves Dude From 20 Years In Jail

It’s another reminder to watch yourself when you are traveling abroad where you don’t know the laws. A New Yorker named Carlos Simon-Timmerman was traveling in Venezuela and bought a porno flick called “Little Lupe the Innocent; Don’t Be Fooled By Her Baby Face” starring porn star Lupe Fuentes. Fine. But when he got to customs in Puerto Rico, he was detained for transporting images of a minor. He faced a whopping 20 years in jail. After spending two months awaiting trial, Simon-Timmerman’s case finally went before a judge. A customs agent and pediatrician both testified, saying the girl was absolutely underage in the video. However, she wasn’t—she was 19 at the time the video was made. Lucky for Simon-Timmerman, Lupe Fuentes packed her bags and flew to Puerto Rico. She showed up in court with proof of her age. All charges were dismissed, and Simon-Timmerman was able to go home. “When Lupe walked into the courtroom and it was like a courtroom drama movie,” said the district attorney in the case. “Lupe is not only the world’s youngest looking porn star, but a humanitarian who cares about justice.” Give that girl some kind of UNICEF position, stat. [Radar] Keep reading »

You Are Not Looking At The Next Louisiana Senator

It seems like only last week (it was) that adult film star Stormy Daniels was declaring her intention to run for a seat in the Louisiana state senate. This week, she broke the hearts of Politico writers looking for an excuse to write about porn and politically astute porn fans across the nation when she announced that she would not attempt to become the next senator of Louisiana. But why not? She lacks the funds to run, she says: “I am not running for the US Senate for the same reason that so many dedicated patriots do not run — I can’t afford it.” Daniels did offer a message of hope: “We will keep fighting so that one day the voices of the dishwashers, cashiers, bus drivers and porn stars will be heard just as loudly as those of the lawyer, the banker and the insurance company executive.” Amen. [Politico] Keep reading »

Hailey Glassman To Box Gina Lynn In Celebrity Death Match — And Guess Who’s The Referee?

Hailey Glassman, whose frightening claim to fame is having bedded Jon Gosselin (we shudder), will be boxing adult film star Gina Lynn this May. I KNOW. It’s the sporting event for which you have spent your entire life waiting. Maybe it’s a guy thing? “I wonder what would happen if we had some reality star mistress catfight a porn star,” some dude was thinking. And then, it was true. What is this world coming to? I think this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. Or that we have really bad taste in TV and sports and celebrities. In any case, Lynn is an AVN hall of famer, which means she knows a thing or two about a thing or two as long as the thing or two has to do with sex, the bout will take place in Philadelphia (buy your tickets now, before they sell out!), and the rumble in Killadelphia is for the Female Lightweight Championship Celebrity Boxing Federation title. Oh, and guess who’s been extended an offer to be the referee? Michelle McGee, whose resume includes busting up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage. Stay classy, ladies! [Celebrity Boxing Federation] Keep reading »

Quotable: Karl Lagerfeld Has Nothing But Respect For Porn Stars

“I admire porn … And I personally only like high-class escorts. I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy. And for the way the rich live, this is possible. But the other world, I think they need porn. I also think it’s much more difficult to perform in porn than to fake some emotion on the face as an actor.”

— fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld says a bunch of insane things regarding pornography and prostitution that make no sense and yet nevertheless stupefy [Styleite] Keep reading »

Did Tiger Woods Knock Up A Porn Star?

Tiger Woods has two kids. In a parallel universe, he’s got several more. On Monday, adult film star Joslyn James told “Inside Edition” that Tiger got her pregnant in 2007 and 2009. But she never told the golf superstar that she was carrying his child. Elin Nordegren’s pregnancies overlapped with her own, and James “didn’t want to ruin anything,” she says in the provocative interview. There’s not much to ruin now. Read more Keep reading »

Tera Patrick And Evan Seinfeld Press War: Take One

Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld were once dubbed the First Couple of Porn, so people were pretty shocked when they abruptly split last summer. In Tera’s new memoir, Sinner Takes All, she says that when she first met Seinfeld, he was an actor on “Oz” who had never made a skin flick but decided to join her in the industry. She quit in 2006—but he kept going. So this summer, she says that she gave him an ultimatum. “I said to Evan, ‘I’m your wife, and that is the strongest bond two people should have, and that should come first. I’ve moved on from porn. And I want you to stop. You promised me you’d only do porn for a few years. Your few years are up,’” she wrote. “My big point was this: Almost every couple in porn breaks up, and I didn’t want to be another porn statistic” He didn’t quit, so she ended the marriage. [NY Post]

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Am I The Only One Who Cannot Wait For Sex Rehab?

No, I’m not checking into sex rehab. I am waiting with bated breath for the premiere of VH1′s “Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.” Tracking the recovery processes of sort-of-stars addicted to crack, crystal, and booze wasn’t enough for VH1′s hardcore audience, so the shock-reality network is heading into raunchier terrain with a show that takes the same peeping Tom approach to those addicted to sex as they attempt to shake their compulsions. Boning! Who knew it could be so addictive? After the jump, the D-listers who can’t stop humping and have asked for help. Keep reading »

Quickies! Gisele Bunchen May Be Preggers (With One Hot Baby)!

  • Gisele Bundchen has allegedly told friends she is pregnant. [Perez Hilton]
  • Porn star Stormy Daniels has revealed plans to run for Louisiana Senate. Supposedly, “Stormy’s real world experience and special understanding of the economic hardships facing Louisianans and Americans make her uniquely qualified to take on the tough challenges we face.” [Politics Daily] — Does uniquely mean sexually?
  • Michael Moore has yet another documentary coming out. The topic? Economic meltdown. [Daily News] — Here’s hoping you can afford to go!
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