Say hello to “Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” Just when you thought porn spoofs couldn’t get any worse, now this. It’s a hardcore, and we do mean hardcore, parody of “The Golden Girls,” in which a bunch of elderly women sat around and talked about stuff. I don’t know what happens in this one, but I’m thinking it involves condoms. The must amusing thing about this trailer is the music. At least one person will be excited to see this perversity. Simcha, this one’s for you. [YouTube] Keep reading »
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Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Movie Spoof Coming To A Store Near You
The first (?) porn movie spoof of the Sandra Bullock and Jesse James sex scandal has been slated for release, and it looks like an Academy Award contender, folks. I don’t know who decided to call it “The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal,” but that is genius. (Well.) Produced by one Venom Digital, the creators purportedly tried to get Michelle “Bombshell” McGee to appear in this sure-to-be-a-classic, but she passed. The cast includes Tory Lane, Jayden James, and Angelina Valentine. Synopsis: “We know you can’t stop thinking about the Jesse James and Sandra Bullock scandal, but this release from Venom Digital will put a sexy spin on the otherwise mediocre development!” It can be yours for a mere $19.99. Ships today! Keep reading »
Chinese Theme Park Promotes Pirates Of The Carribean Ride With Porn Movie Poster
In Xiamen, China, an amusement park used a porn movie poster to promote its family-friendly Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Rather than using movie posters related to “Pirates of the Caribbean,” starring Johnny Depp, someone used a poster for “Pirates,” an X-rated movie starring Jesse Jane and Evan Stone, instead. “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” was nominated for five Academy Awards. “Pirates” won an AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene. How a porn movie poster came to hang alongside real “Pirates of the Caribbean” promotional materials may forever remain a mystery, but it probably didn’t hurt that the “Pirates” movie poster chosen featured the comely, blond, and busty Jane. [Geekosystem] Keep reading »
Hustler Announces Plans To Turn Jesse James And Sandra Bullock Scandal Into An Adult Movie
Add this to the list of porn movies you really, really don’t want to see. Hustler Video is going to turn the whole Jesse James and Sandra Bullock affair imbroglio into an adult movie. Can everyone say, “Ew, gross,” in unison? Yes, we can. The explicit faux-expose will be entitled, “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James,” and the folks behind it are going to attempt to procure James’ mistress Michelle McGee as a consultant on the project. “We have taken a bold step in this film,” says Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld. “Who better to help spoof a celebrity cheater than one of the mistresses!” Clearly, the line between Hollywood and pornography just gets blurrier every day. [AVN.com] Keep reading »
“Tiger’s Got Wood” Adds To The Tiger Woods Adult Movie Pile
Apparently, there are more than a few adult movie send-ups of the Tiger Woods sex scandal in the works. There’s the oh-so-cleverly titled “Tiger’s Wood,” Vivid’s upcoming Woods homage featuring one of the golf star’s former mistresses, and now the inevitable “Tiger’s Got Wood.” Starring Jonny Slim as Tiger and Diana Doll as Elin, the X-rated golf extravaganza features a bevy of illicit acts shot on putting greens, “Elin” hitting “Tiger” over the head with a plate, and probably a lot of “driver” jokes. Poor, poor Tiger. [TigersGotWoodMovie.com] Keep reading »
Coming Soon: “Jersey Shore” Porn Spoof!
Well, I think we knew this was coming. Zero Tolerance Entertainment is hard at work on a porn spoof based on MTV’s “Jersey Shore” and, yes, you guessed it, the film will be called “Jersey Whores.” According to Fleshbot, casting has already started and we’re more than slightly underwhelmed by some of their choices. We know it can be hard to find exact doppelgangers within the porn biz, but Dylan Ryder looks nothing like Sammi Sweetheart. And seriously, can Taryn Thomas’ hair even hold a pouf like our beloved Snooki? One upshot to “Jersey Whores” is that, miraculously, the dudes cast to portray “The Situation” and DJ Pauly D are both way better-looking, if not the slightest bit guido-esque. Keep reading »
The “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX” Trailer For Which You Have Not Been Waiting
Hey, it’s the trailer for “This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX,” the X-rated send-up of “Beverly Hills 90210″! Something about watching this (totally SFW) video makes me feel sad, dirty, and depressed. Why, Donna, why? Also, is nothing sacred? And that guy does not look like Steve Sanders at all. According to the press release, Brandon has a three-way at the Peach Pit. Sometimes, I wonder when these porn spoofs are going to stop, because I don’t know about you, but I have had about enough of them. What’s next? “This Ain’t Doctor Zhivago”? Keep reading »
“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Trailer Hits The Interwebs
“Saved By The Bell” fans: Prepare to have your minds blown. Adding to the too-long list of porn spoofs that have rolled out of Porn Valley as of late, now there’s “Saved By The Bell XXX.” Shockingly, it looks trashy and ridiculous.
“Your favorite characters from Bayside High are 18 and going WILD! Will Zack’s schemes work? Will Slater stop being a girl-crazy Bubba? Will Lisa and Screech hook up? Pick up a copy and find out!!!!!”
A real X-rated masterpiece, surely. Here’s hoping the theme song isn’t stuck in your head all day, as it is mine. Can someone shoot me? Keep reading »
“Twilight” Porn Spoof Is For Hardcore Fans
Vampires, virgins, and porn are an obvious trifecta, so it should come as no surprise that a major adult film company, Devil’s Film, is putting out a “Twilight” porn spoof. Mega popular porn star Jenna Haze stars in this hardcore send-up of the emo vampire movie, out Oct. 15 (beating “New Moon”‘s arrival in theaters!). Getting Haze to star in your porn is like getting, oh, Kate Winslet to do your little movie because it gives it instant credibility. As for the plot? No word yet, but something tells me Edward probably shares his blushing Bella with the super horny Cullen clan. [Examiner, Film Drunk] Keep reading »
