Tag Archives: porn spoofs

“The Simpsons” Gets The Porn Treatment

Susannah BreslinJanuary 12, 2011 //


One time, I was dating this guy, and I said something smarty-pants, and he was like, “Susannah, for you, nothing is sacred.” And I was like, “Uh, yeah?” This porn spoof of “The Simpsons” brings the sentiment to mind. To see something like the Simpsons family turned into porno circus freaks has traumatized my brain, and I am not sure I will ever recover. I surmise the premise is Homer is making a porno, and every one makes an appearance. Everyone who is also yellow-green. I feel ill. Help me. [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

“Wonder Woman XXX” Porn Parodies Threaten To Glut Oversaturated Market

Susannah BreslinNovember 22, 2010 //

It looks like the upcoming “Wonder Woman” TV show remake is going to have some competition. Because there’s gonna be a porno version. It’s called … wait for it … “Wonder Woman XXX.” Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? It stars porn star Tori Black as the superhero who will be “kickin’ butt and takin’ names.” Also! It was written and directed by a woman, Ashlynn Brooke, who is also a porn star.

But there’s a twist! Keep reading »

Rapper’s Delight: XXX Spoof Of Kanye West Vs. Taylor Swift In The Works

SimchaNovember 10, 2010 //

While just about every TV show and movie has been made into a porn spoof, Vivid Entertainment is about to make the music industry take it all off. Forget shameless groupie action, CEO Steve Hirsch wants to recreate the infamous VMA beef between Taylor Swift and Kanye West from back in ’09, when West claimed Beyonce deserved Best Female Video for “Single Ladies” instead. Vivid says within the next couple months, they’re going to recreate that pop culture fight, long after it was relevant news — but they’ll make up for lost time with hot sex. After all, it’s never too late to hate screw! While we’re not sure Kanye’s crazy-ass tweets are going to make the final cut, we do hope that in the porn version, Beyonce and Jay-Z get in on the action. [Contact Music] Keep reading »

Would You Like To Watch This “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody” Trailer?

Susannah BreslinOctober 12, 2010 //

Is nothing sacred? Not even “The Flintstones”? The answer to that question would be: no. In “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody,” Fred is having a midlife crisis, which we’re thinking leads to some X-rated scenarios, and, steel yourself, Betty and Wilma get it on. We don’t even want to think about what happens to a just-turned-18 Pebbles, and we’re betting this time around Bam Bam will live up to his name. At least no one gets it on with a dinosaur. Uh, we hope. Gulp. Keep reading »

Meet The Cast Of “Sex And The City XXX”!

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 21, 2010 //

The casting department did a pretty spot-on job for this latest porn spoof on the hit HBO show and movie franchise — especially Charlotte! But the question on everyone’s lips? Will Carrie keep her bra on the entire time, just as Sarah Jessica Parker did in each of her character’s love scenes? Check out one more slightly sexier photo, after the jump … [Fleshbot via The Gloss] Keep reading »

“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” Is “Charlie’s Angels” Gone Wild

Susannah BreslinSeptember 17, 2010 //

Oh, hey, look, it’s another porn spoof. This time, “Charlie’s Angels” becomes “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX.” Taking on the roles made famous by Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith, and Kate Jackson, porn stars Sunny Leone, Andy San Dimas, and Lexi Swallow run around with guns and help Charlie solve crimes. (Yes, one of the stars is named Lexi Swallow. I guess she gets points for forthrightness.) Director Will Ryder says: “Fans will love it because it’s filled with so much beauty and sex appeal and many have told me that the original ‘Charlie’s Angels’ television series was just begging to be turned into a porn parody so we did it.” Yes, I’m sure the fans will love it for its … beauty. [YouTube] Keep reading »

“This Ain’t Cops XXX” Trailer Is No “Cops”

Susannah BreslinAugust 13, 2010 //

The idea of doing an X-rated version of “Cops” seems somewhat redundant to me, but I guess that’s why I’m not in the business of churning out a new porn movie spoof every week. Say hello to “This Ain’t Cops XXX,” Hustler Video’s “Cops” redux, but this time around there’s more humping than busting, more porn stars than perps, more shooting … well, you get the point. Porn stars Bobbi Starr, Dale DaBone, Jack Lawrence, and Jayden James are directed by Axel Braun in what’s sure to be the first Academy Award-nominated sex flick. Keep reading »

“The Human Centipede” To Be Turned Into Porn Movie

Susannah BreslinAugust 9, 2010 //

Remember “The Human Centipede? That super-gross movie about a mad scientist who attaches three people in an obscene formation? Well, it doesn’t seem possible, but a porn director is doing the unthinkable and turning “The Human Centipede” into a porn movie, “The Human Sex-ipede.” Here’s what director Lee Roy Myers has to say about how he came up with his shocking concept: “I thought, ‘You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’” OK! Suffice to say, we won’t be ordering a copy for The Frisky HQ. Or will we? [xbiz.com] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan May Be Out Of Jail, But Her Porn Movie Spoof Plays On

Susannah BreslinAugust 3, 2010 //

If you haven’t had a chance to buy your own copy of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail,” here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer, cries to the judge, and gets bossed around by a sexy jailer. “They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing,” fake-Lindsay announces. We’ll have to take her word for it. [TMZ] Keep reading »

“This Ain’t Avatar XXX” Promises 3D Blue Sex This Fall

Susannah BreslinJune 21, 2010 //

Wow. I had no idea when I put my secret desire out into the universe — “Oh, won’t someone please make a porn version of ‘Avatar’ with Na’vis having sex in 3D?” — that my dream would come true. Hustler’s ingeniously titled “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” will be released on DVD this fall. Must we wait so long to see interplanetary Smurf sex? Yes. [/Film] Keep reading »

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