We could debate the choice of Jorge Mario Bergoglio as the new Catholic Pope, but that’s not half as exciting as the startling realization that Pope Francis I looks exactly like George Bluth Sr. (aka Jeffrey Tambor) from “Arrested Development.” I mean, right?
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.
Wait what?? Yay!