Posts tagged "pooping"

This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, "Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another 'Let It Go' parody?" I would have given you a death glare and reconsidered our friendship. Luckily, I did watch yet another "Let It Go" parody and it was this one, the earworm-y song brilliantly reimagined by…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 3, 2014

Make It Stop: “Should I Leave A Sign In My Office Bathroom?”

Make It Stop is a new weekly column in which Anna Goldfarb — the blogger behind Shmitten Kitten and Shlooby Kitten — tells you what’s up. Want a fresh take on a stinky dilemma? Email anna@shmittenkitten.com with the subject “Make It Stop.” She’ll make it all better, or at least make you laugh.
By: Anna Goldfarb / July 24, 2014

Frisky Rant: Stop Being So Damn Disgusting In The Company Bathroom, Ladies

I write this to you in the heat of the moment, still disgusted at what I just witnessed in the company ladies room. IT WAS NOT PRETTY. In fact, after slurping down several tall glasses of Long Island Iced Teas during a barbecue yesterday, I was forced to stop at a seedy, highway rest sto…
By: Katie Oldenburg / June 16, 2014

Genius: Dutch Supermarket Lets Customers Test Drive Different Types Of Toilet Paper

I'm sure there are some people who have a preferred brand of toilet paper, or at least think they do, but how many of us have actually been given an opportunity to compare and contrast various TPs in one shitting sitting? That's why I think this Dutch supermarket is on to something -- the grocery store's restroom…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 12, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Tells David Letterman About That Time She Crapped Her Pants

Jennifer Lawrence had a scheduled appearance on "The Late Show With David Letterman" recently, but she couldn't make it.  Why? Because she was crapping her pants. Several times a day. And had to go to the hospital. "You can only shit your pants so many times a day before you, like, have to go to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 21, 2013

Peeing In The Ocean Is OK, Pooping Is Not

I don't know about you, but I've always been okay with peeing in the ocean. Mostly because it's annoying to pee when you're wearing a one-piece bathing suit, which I wore when I was a kid, so I just got into the habit of letting it flow in the ocean. I think most people feel…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 1, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: Poopy Peeping Tom Who Hid Inside A Septic Tank

Dear Kenneth Webster Enlow, Now, I do love a man who goes after what he wants. Initiative is hot! Motivation is sexy! The problem, though, is that  you wanted to be a peeping tom inside a septic tank in the women's restroom at a public park.
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2013

Pooping At Work Is “The Last Office Taboo For Women,” Apparently

Everybody poops. Deal with it, ladies. And yes, I mean "ladies." Because while there are many ways you are discriminated against in the office because of your gender — unequal pay, the glass ceiling, the boys' club — but hiding your poop at work because you're afraid what somebody will think about your bowel movement…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 29, 2013

Two Finnish Journalists Poop Their Pants On A Bus, Write About The Experience

Al Roker, prepare for your sharting incident to be forgotten. I wish I spoke Finnish right now so that I could understand this story in it's entirety because it is bonkers. From what I can ascertain from the wonky Google translation, two female journalist purposefully pooped in their pants on a bus traveling…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 5, 2013

I Have … Irritable Bowel Syndrome

It will never get worse than this. I’m thinking that to myself as I rock back and forth on a toilet in a noisy bar. It’s Saturday night, a table full of my friends is wondering where I ran off to, and I have a potential date/booty call in a couple of hours. I’m sweating,…
By: Lindsey Wahowiak / January 2, 2013

Gross Young People Are Using Social Media On The Toilet

My best friend called me over the Thanksgiving break. "I  have to call you back. I'm about to poop," I told her. "She's going to call us back," I could hear her say to someone next to her. Probably her mother. "She needs to poop." "You didn't need to repeat that!" I shrieked. See, I…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 6, 2012

A Dude Breaks Down The Types Of Female Poopers

First of all, comedian Robbie Sherrard (or should I call him Robbie Shitard?) is to be commended for keeping a straight face as he says that women only poop about once a week (unless they drink coffee). Good one, Robbie! Then he goes on to describe the three different type of girlfriend poopers.
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 17, 2012

Eco-Otome Is A Device That Conceals Pooping Noises

Have I mentioned that I have a mild phobia of public restrooms? I believe I have. I'm not scared of them per se, it's just that I want to be alone when I go to the bathroom. Why should I be forced to share? It's not cool. Since my single bathroom utopia is hard to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 30, 2012

Girl Talk: If Guys Don’t Care When We Poop, Why Do We?

Back in college, my best dude friend laughingly told me a horrifying — and quite possibly apocryphal — story about a "friend of a friend" whose one-night stand lost control of her bowels during a particularly energetic bout of anal sex. Embarrassed for the woman, I tentatively asked what the man did at that point,…
By: Megan Carpentier / December 16, 2011

Pooping Etiquette For Couples: 10 Bathroom Rules To Abide By

Ever since Rachel Rabbit White posited that pooping is a feminist issue, we've been talking a lot about the poop problem around The Frisky office. Amelia even suggested we implement a policy whereby we announce when we are going to the bathroom to take a dump. Ya know, just to open up the conversation.
By: The Frisky / December 13, 2011

Girl Talk: Pooping Is A Feminist Issue

Mary and I were sitting on her couch, laughing. “But wait, no seriously, is pooping a  feminist issue? Why aren’t we talking about this?” I asked. It was funny, if only because there was some truth in the (often female) phenomenon of “holding it in." There's this prevalent idea that girls don’t poop. “Ugh. I…
By: Rachel White / December 7, 2011

We Have Not Been Pooping Properly

An article in the Daily Mail reveals all of the things we've been doing wrong and didn't even know it. For example: showering every day, rinsing after brushing our teeth, sleeping too many hours, and not breathing deeply enough. My favorite "daily sin," however, is our poor pooping form. A new study showed…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 26, 2011

Sarah Haskins: Everybody Poops, Except For Women

I have been wishin' and prayin' and hopin' that Current's Sarah Haskins would tackle the topic of women and bodily functions. And now she has! Forget the ticking baby-makin' biological clock -- the doodie clock is far more impatient.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 9, 2008