Posts tagged "poop"

Potty Time! 18 Really Crappy Halloween Costumes

There are a lot of shitty Halloween costumes out there. Don't get pissy about it. Wear one! Click through to see the crappiest toilet-themed costumes.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 15, 2012

The Weirdest Time We Ever Pooped

Poop happens. To everyone. Even girls! I know, it's like I just broke the magical fantasy seal you had about girl butts, but it's true! We poop. And sometimes? It doesn't go so well. The following stories are about such times. Please share your embarrassing poop stories in the comments!

By: The Frisky / October 3, 2012

Today In Poop News: Squatty Potty & The Girl Who Got A Fecal Transplant

Gather 'round, kids. Time for your poop news of the day! First, the latest in better toilet technology is the Squatty Potty, a stool that helps you achieve proper pooping posture. Or you can just squat on your toilet seat -- but the Squatty Potty looks more comfortable. You can buy one starting at $34.95.

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 28, 2012

An Open Letter To The Pigeon Who Pooped On My Head

Dear Pigeon Who Relieved Itself On My Head, My scalp is not your toilet! Do you have any idea what it's like to have have some good morning mojo going, to be steps away from arriving to work ON TIME (I'm not a morning person) only to be shit on by a winged rat? It…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 26, 2012

In The Future, We Will Poop Rainbows

Some students studying synthetic biology at Cambridge University engineered a strain of bacteria they called E. chromi. It's a genetically altered form of E. coli bacteria, which secretes colors when it detects certain chemicals. OK, I am not a scientist, so I can't explain how this happened in detail. It's highly involved. You're going to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 24, 2012

Baby Genius Needs To Poop On “The Today Show”

This segment proves that three-year-old geniuses are just like other toddlers in the sense that when they have to poop when they have to poop. Even a Mensa-level IQ can't help this toddler predict when her bowels are going to go haywire on a live "Today Show" segment. Too many doughnuts in the green room.

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 15, 2012

A Dude Breaks Down The Types Of Female Poopers

First of all, comedian Robbie Sherrard (or should I call him Robbie Shitard?) is to be commended for keeping a straight face as he says that women only poop about once a week (unless they drink coffee). Good one, Robbie! Then he goes on to describe the three different type of girlfriend poopers. There's the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 17, 2012

Beauty Test Drive: Bob Harper’s Smart 7-Day Cleanse, A Pooper’s Paradise

Look guys, I'm going to start out with a disclaimer, which is to say, we all know cleanses and shortcuts other than eating healthy and exercise are not going to really help you lose weight. However! This bitch is always looking for a shortcut. And so when a PR rep offered to send along sample…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 20, 2012

11 Celebs Picking Up Dog Poop

Is it just me or does it seems like everyone in the world has a dog? Maybe it just seems that way because I'm seething with jealousy that I don't have a white fluffy thing to cuddle and play stupid games with. But I'll tell you what part of dog parentage I'm not jealous of:…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2012

Steven Tyler Shows You What It Looks Like When He Poops

You were wondering about that, weren't you? Good ol' poopface.

By: Julie Gerstein / March 13, 2012

A Poop Break Cost This Pup The Win At Crufts

Don't you just hate when nature calls at the most inopportune moments? Libby, a five-year-old cross breed, was having a great run on the obstacle course at the 2012 Crufts dog show, when she had the overwhelming urge to stop and take a dump. Maybe she ate too much, or it was nerves. Either way,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2012

This Diaper Commercial Makes Me Want To Die

Guys, I don't know if you've seen Luv's "Poop There It Is" (actual commercial name) spot. It's been out for a long while, and every time it comes on the TV, I gag just a little bit. Yes, it's just an animated spot, but it's an animated spot featuring a POOPING CONTEST. How is thi…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 7, 2012

Pooping Etiquette For Couples: 10 Bathroom Rules To Abide By

Ever since Rachel Rabbit White posited that pooping is a feminist issue, we've been talking a lot about the poop problem around The Frisky office. Amelia even suggested we implement a policy whereby we announce when we are going to the bathroom to take a dump. Ya know, just to open up the conversation. Mostly,…

By: The Frisky / December 13, 2011

Poop Happens: Do You Poop At Work?

I want to talk about a very important subject--one near and dear to all of our colons and butts. Pooping. And specifically, pooping at work. There are some of us who feel unable to poop at work. And then there are those of us (RAISES HAND) who do not understand how some people have the…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 19, 2011

Guy Makes Perfume Out Of His Own Poop

See this guy? Isn't his expression just the definition of a s**t-eating grin? That's because he's invented a perfume. Made from human poop. His name is Jammie, and he was able to create a perfume distilled from his own fecal matter. He's selling the perfume, dubbed Surplus, for around $75 dollars a pop.

By: Julie Gerstein / March 24, 2011

Phaedra’s Baby Explodes!

Another episode of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," another one of Phaedra Park's bizarre photo shoots with Spark St. Jude. Only this time, instead of pickles, there is poop! Baby Ayden "fired off" a load on Phaedra's hand. Luckily, Apollo, the baby's father babysitter, comes to the rescue while Phaedra, a woman bereft of all…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 7, 2010

Quotable: Daisy Fuentes On Orgasms And Poop

"Faking an orgasm is like giving your dog a treat when he poops on the carpet."— Daisy Fuentes in Latina magazine [Guanabee]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2010

Enema Bag Jewelry

Whoa! Weird alarm bells are screeching in my head. Enema bag jewelry, oh yes, it exists. Luckily for our health, safety and noses, these pins and earrings are only inspired by the stinky enema bags. These, um, unique accessories are made from bronze, sterling silver and copper, so if you wear them and people ru…

By: Ali Jawin / June 15, 2009

Goat Poop Is The BEST Hair Conditioner

Apparently, poop is all the rage. The newest place to put it is in your hair thanks to Moroccan Oil, a treatment derived from something deceptively clean called "argan oil." In reality, argan oil is extracted from the feces of goats who expel the undigested argan tree pits. After the substance goes through purification processes,…

By: Leonora Epstein / May 14, 2009
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