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Sorority Girls Gets Back At Boyfriend By Pooping On His Bed

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A tipster wrote into Total Frat Move saying,”A Beta took a chick home last night then ditched her to apparently hook up with another girl. The original girl wasn’t too happy so she took a shit on his chair then wiped with his comforter. Read more on College Candy…

This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Baker Making Your Engagement Cake

When bride-to-be Micaela Harris told her sister she had an engagement cake all lined up for her party, her sister insisted on being the one to bring the cake. Micaela agreed and her sister went about getting her a custom-made cake from New Zealand bakery, Oh Cakes. Somewhere along the way, Micaela’s sister got in an argument (the details of which are not specified unfortunately) with Emma McDonald, the owner of Oh Cakes. That’s when things got crappy. Keep reading »

Dramatic Portraits Of Dogs Pooping

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Everybody poops, including dogs. But when these dogs poop, they do it with a certain style, grace and dare we say, emotional intensity that sets their bowel movements apart. Presented without further commentary, Huffington Post brings you the Bold Italic’s “Dramatic Portraits of Dogs Pooping” by Brock Daves. See more portraits on Huffington Post…

Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

Types Of Lady Poopers
A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »
Pooping: A Feminist Issue
One writer talks about how pooping is a feminist issue. Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

When digging through the bowels of the internet, you tend to find both shit and nuggets of gold. Sometimes, you find both. The shitnugget interweb discovery of the day (thank you, Amelia) is a website called Poopie Poems, featuring the largest collection of poop poetry on the web. You can browse through well-crafted Haipoops, Rhyming Shitlets, and Free Turds, which explore the scatological crisis and moving movements all of us experience in life. I got choked up reading Mr. T’s A New Life Is Born As The Toilet Flushes… which describes one man’s last doodie before he becomes a daddy. Check out the full poem after the jump. Keep reading »

Oh Crap! America (Finally) Gets Its First Poop-Themed Restaurant

  • Call me crazy/weird/gross/foul, but I am dying to go to The Magic Restroom Cafe, a poop-themed eatery in Los Angeles. Putting it on my next SoCal itinerary! [Huffington Post]
  • Um, Star magazine is trying to claim that Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman. I can’t. [Popbytes]
  • Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses? Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses! [The Mary Sue]
  • Kate Hudson on the cover of Shape makes me want to drop everything and start doing pilates. [Celebuzz]
  • Got a steady hand? Here are five insanely detailed Halloween makeup tutorials. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping

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Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping
He ate too much and doesn't know why...

Ugh! We we’ve all been there: eaten too much and didn’t know why. Found ourselves on the porcelain throne, regretting it. This little boy is learning the hard truth that when you eat too many  apples, poutine, cheesestring, pickle chips, peanut butter and raisins, chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies and gummies, that your poo might overflow the toilet. This is a good lesson to learn at such a young age. [Gawker]

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