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Dramatic Portraits Of Dogs Pooping

brock daves dog portraits

Everybody poops, including dogs. But when these dogs poop, they do it with a certain style, grace and dare we say, emotional intensity that sets their bowel movements apart. Presented without further commentary, Huffington Post brings you the Bold Italic’s “Dramatic Portraits of Dogs Pooping” by Brock Daves. See more portraits on Huffington Post…

Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

Types Of Lady Poopers
A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »
Pooping: A Feminist Issue
One writer talks about how pooping is a feminist issue. Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

When digging through the bowels of the internet, you tend to find both shit and nuggets of gold. Sometimes, you find both. The shitnugget interweb discovery of the day (thank you, Amelia) is a website called Poopie Poems, featuring the largest collection of poop poetry on the web. You can browse through well-crafted Haipoops, Rhyming Shitlets, and Free Turds, which explore the scatological crisis and moving movements all of us experience in life. I got choked up reading Mr. T’s A New Life Is Born As The Toilet Flushes… which describes one man’s last doodie before he becomes a daddy. Check out the full poem after the jump. Keep reading »

Oh Crap! America (Finally) Gets Its First Poop-Themed Restaurant

  • Call me crazy/weird/gross/foul, but I am dying to go to The Magic Restroom Cafe, a poop-themed eatery in Los Angeles. Putting it on my next SoCal itinerary! [Huffington Post]
  • Um, Star magazine is trying to claim that Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman. I can’t. [Popbytes]
  • Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses? Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses! [The Mary Sue]
  • Kate Hudson on the cover of Shape makes me want to drop everything and start doing pilates. [Celebuzz]
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Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping

Toilet Wisdom
Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping
He ate too much and doesn't know why...

Ugh! We we’ve all been there: eaten too much and didn’t know why. Found ourselves on the porcelain throne, regretting it. This little boy is learning the hard truth that when you eat too many  apples, poutine, cheesestring, pickle chips, peanut butter and raisins, chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies and gummies, that your poo might overflow the toilet. This is a good lesson to learn at such a young age. [Gawker]

Good News! The Yale “Poopetrator” Used Chocolate, Not Feces, On Clothing Line

Yale Poop Bandit
There's A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale
There's a crazy poop bandit on the loose at Yale. Read More »
Pooping Etiquette
10 bathroom rules that couples should abide by. Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »

The “poopetrator” who left human poop in the dorm laundry machines is still at large at Yale University. But fortunately the brown stuff that was smeared on clothing on Friday was just chocolate, not feces. Rumors are circulating that a “senior society” called the Pundits may have smeared chocolate on items hanging from a clothing line as a (gross) prank and then alerted the campus to it with an email from an account called everybody.poops@yale.panlist.edu. I’m glad that the affected students/staff only had to wash chocolate, not shit, from their clothes. But I think I can probably speak for everyone on the Yale campus when I predict they’ll never look at chocolate the same way again. [Huffington Post] [Image of melted chocolate via Shutterstock]

There’s A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

There's A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

Poop bandits can strike anywhere, at any time — from the shared bathrooms of your office building, to campus of Yale. According to the The Yale Daily News, someone who goes by the moniker “Yale Poopetrator” has been going number one and number two in unattended dryers and, on Friday at 3:35 a.m., sent out an anonymous email alerting the student body to his/her latest act of poop banditry — a clothesline full of shit-smeared garments. After the jump,  the electronic clue that the YP  left behind to help solve the case. Keep reading »

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