Posts tagged "poop"

Today In Poop: Feces Falls From The Sky Onto Family’s Backyard

Pictured above are the Giannakos family of Ontario. They shitstorm survivors. Literally. Last week, they were just sitting in their backyard enjoying some family playtime when the mother, Emma Gilfillan-Giannakos,…

Ami Angelowicz | June 24, 2013 - 4:00 pm

As I Always Feared, There’s Lots Of Poop In Public Swimming Pools

Each summer, around the time that it hits about 90 degrees and 90 percent humidity, I walk by the public pool at the park in my neighborhood and contemplate diving…

Ami Angelowicz | May 17, 2013 - 2:20 pm

FYI, If There’s Someone You Hate, You Can Send Them An Anonymous Package Of Poop

I feel that it’s my doodie to let you know about some of the crappy services that you might not have known existed on the internet. I hope you enjoyed…

Ami Angelowicz | May 7, 2013 - 9:40 am

Behold, A Glorious Inflatable Turd Sculpture

This artwork you see before you in a 51-foot-tall inflatable turd sculpture called “Complex Pile.” The inflatable turd sculptor is named Paul McCarthy, although I originally read his name as…

Jessica Wakeman | April 30, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Pooping At Work Is “The Last Office Taboo For Women,” Apparently

Everybody poops.

Deal with it, ladies.

And yes, I mean “ladies.” Because while there are many ways you are discriminated against in the office because of…

Jessica Wakeman | April 29, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Pooping In Space: Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind

A  500-page transcript from the 1969 Apollo 10 round-the-moon mission was recently released. Around page 400, the declassified log revealed that on day six, the mission’s three astronauts Tom Stafford,…

Ami Angelowicz | April 19, 2013 - 11:40 am

Exclusive! Poop Donors Needed For Important Poop Study

Searching for something to do with your old poop? Does flushing it down the toilet just seem sad? Perhaps you should consider a fecal transplant — give the gift of…

Jessica Wakeman | April 10, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Anne Hathaway & 11 Other Celebs Picking Up Dog Poop

It’s not Edie Beale, it’s Anne Hathaway collecting dog scat. A very eccentric disguise, but we’re always pleased to see a celebrity who’s not too good to scoop up dog…

Ami Angelowicz | January 9, 2013 - 3:00 pm

What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Husband Was Cheating? Poop On The Floor? Why Not?

A gem of a story comes to us today from Florida (natch), about a woman whose rage at her cheatin’ man led her to poop. On the floor. Brenda Schumann…

Julie Gerstein | January 9, 2013 - 11:30 am

The Ladies Of Manure 2013 Calendar Is A “Tasteful Synergy” Of Sexy Women And Poop

I don’t think it gets much more scatological than this.The 2013 Ladies of Manure Calendar is a “tasteful synergy” of sexy women and composting. It’s meant to support the Fertile

Ami Angelowicz | January 9, 2013 - 9:20 am

These Pills Will Make You Poop 24 Karat Gold

For sale: 24-karat gold pills that “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” At $425 a poop, I mean a pop, your shit will be flecked with pure gold…

Ami Angelowicz | December 10, 2012 - 12:40 pm

The Top 10 Poop Bandits

I haven’t publicly written about this yet, but … here goes. For quite a while there was a Poop Bandit plaguing the toilets at Frisky HQ. We share a bathroom…

Ami Angelowicz | November 30, 2012 - 9:00 am

Potty Time! 18 Really Crappy Halloween Costumes

There are a lot of shitty Halloween costumes out there. Don’t get pissy about it. Wear one! Click through to see the crappiest toilet-themed costumes.

Ami Angelowicz | October 15, 2012 - 9:00 am

The Weirdest Time We Ever Pooped

Poop happens. To everyone. Even girls! I know, it’s like I just broke the magical fantasy seal you had about girl butts, but it’s true! We poop. And sometimes? It…

The Frisky | October 3, 2012 - 10:00 am

Today In Poop News: Squatty Potty & The Girl Who Got A Fecal Transplant

Gather ’round, kids. Time for your poop news of the day! First, the latest in better toilet technology is the Squatty Potty, a stool that helps you achieve proper pooping…

Ami Angelowicz | September 28, 2012 - 1:40 pm

An Open Letter To The Pigeon Who Pooped On My Head

Dear Pigeon Who Relieved Itself On My Head,

My scalp is not your toilet! Do you have any idea what it’s like to have have some good morning…

Ami Angelowicz | June 26, 2012 - 12:20 pm

In The Future, We Will Poop Rainbows

Some students studying synthetic biology at Cambridge University engineered a strain of bacteria they called E. chromi. It’s a genetically altered form of E. coli bacteria, which secretes colors when…

Ami Angelowicz | May 24, 2012 - 8:30 am

Baby Genius Needs To Poop On “The Today Show”

This segment proves that three-year-old geniuses are just like other toddlers in the sense that when they have to poop when they have to poop. Even a Mensa-level IQ can’t…

Ami Angelowicz | May 15, 2012 - 1:20 pm

A Dude Breaks Down The Types Of Female Poopers

First of all, comedian Robbie Sherrard (or should I call him Robbie Shitard?) is to be commended for keeping a straight face as he says that women only poop about…

Ami Angelowicz | April 17, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Beauty Test Drive: Bob Harper’s Smart 7-Day Cleanse, A Pooper’s Paradise

Look guys, I’m going to start out with a disclaimer, which is to say, we all know cleanses and shortcuts other than eating healthy and exercise are not going to…

Julie Gerstein | March 20, 2012 - 1:00 pm