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This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Baker Making Your Engagement Cake

When bride-to-be Micaela Harris told her sister she had an engagement cake all lined up for her party, her sister insisted on being the one to bring the cake. Micaela agreed and her sister went about getting her a custom-made cake from New Zealand bakery, Oh Cakes. Somewhere along the way, Micaela’s sister got in an argument (the details of which are not specified unfortunately) with Emma McDonald, the owner of Oh Cakes. That’s when things got crappy. Keep reading »

Dramatic Portraits Of Dogs Pooping

brock daves dog portraits

Everybody poops, including dogs. But when these dogs poop, they do it with a certain style, grace and dare we say, emotional intensity that sets their bowel movements apart. Presented without further commentary, Huffington Post brings you the Bold Italic’s “Dramatic Portraits of Dogs Pooping” by Brock Daves. See more portraits on Huffington Post…

Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

Types Of Lady Poopers
A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »
Pooping: A Feminist Issue
One writer talks about how pooping is a feminist issue. Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
Poopie Poems Are A Literary Triumph

When digging through the bowels of the internet, you tend to find both shit and nuggets of gold. Sometimes, you find both. The shitnugget interweb discovery of the day (thank you, Amelia) is a website called Poopie Poems, featuring the largest collection of poop poetry on the web. You can browse through well-crafted Haipoops, Rhyming Shitlets, and Free Turds, which explore the scatological crisis and moving movements all of us experience in life. I got choked up reading Mr. T’s A New Life Is Born As The Toilet Flushes… which describes one man’s last doodie before he becomes a daddy. Check out the full poem after the jump. Keep reading »

Oh Crap! America (Finally) Gets Its First Poop-Themed Restaurant

  • Call me crazy/weird/gross/foul, but I am dying to go to The Magic Restroom Cafe, a poop-themed eatery in Los Angeles. Putting it on my next SoCal itinerary! [Huffington Post]
  • Um, Star magazine is trying to claim that Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman. I can’t. [Popbytes]
  • Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses? Teenage Disney Ninja Princesses! [The Mary Sue]
  • Kate Hudson on the cover of Shape makes me want to drop everything and start doing pilates. [Celebuzz]
  • Got a steady hand? Here are five insanely detailed Halloween makeup tutorials. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping

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Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping
He ate too much and doesn't know why...

Ugh! We we’ve all been there: eaten too much and didn’t know why. Found ourselves on the porcelain throne, regretting it. This little boy is learning the hard truth that when you eat too many  apples, poutine, cheesestring, pickle chips, peanut butter and raisins, chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies and gummies, that your poo might overflow the toilet. This is a good lesson to learn at such a young age. [Gawker]

Good News! The Yale “Poopetrator” Used Chocolate, Not Feces, On Clothing Line

Yale Poop Bandit
There's A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale
There's a crazy poop bandit on the loose at Yale. Read More »
Pooping Etiquette
10 bathroom rules that couples should abide by. Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »

The “poopetrator” who left human poop in the dorm laundry machines is still at large at Yale University. But fortunately the brown stuff that was smeared on clothing on Friday was just chocolate, not feces. Rumors are circulating that a “senior society” called the Pundits may have smeared chocolate on items hanging from a clothing line as a (gross) prank and then alerted the campus to it with an email from an account called everybody.poops@yale.panlist.edu. I’m glad that the affected students/staff only had to wash chocolate, not shit, from their clothes. But I think I can probably speak for everyone on the Yale campus when I predict they’ll never look at chocolate the same way again. [Huffington Post] [Image of melted chocolate via Shutterstock]

There’s A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

There's A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

Poop bandits can strike anywhere, at any time — from the shared bathrooms of your office building, to campus of Yale. According to the The Yale Daily News, someone who goes by the moniker “Yale Poopetrator” has been going number one and number two in unattended dryers and, on Friday at 3:35 a.m., sent out an anonymous email alerting the student body to his/her latest act of poop banditry — a clothesline full of shit-smeared garments. After the jump,  the electronic clue that the YP  left behind to help solve the case. Keep reading »

The Secret To Acting Like Your S**t Don’t Stink

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Poo-Pourri-Commerical
Something For That Behemoth Birthed From Your Bowels
Types Of Lady Poopers
A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »

The secret to acting like your shit don’t stink is not wearing a ball gown speaking with a British accent while you poop. It’s Poo~Pourri, the spray that masks the scent of the “creamy behemoth you just birthed from your cavernous bowels.” (God, I’m jealous that I didn’t write that line.) The spritz is scientifically proven to trap the odor of your little astronauts in the porcelain prison and make the world believe that your poop doesn’t stink or that you don’t poop at all. If that’s something you’re interested in. Keep reading »

Don’t Get Caught Brown-Handed — Use Poop Mittens! (NSFW)

Poop In Pools
There's lots of poop in public swimming pools. Read More »
Turd Sculpture
Paul McCarthy poop sculpture
Behold, a glorious turd sculpture! Read More »
10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
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shittens
Why Didn't We Think Of This?

Shittens are disposable moist wipe mittens to protect your hands from getting errant doody on them while wiping yourself, a baby’s bum, or any other gross orifice you may come in contact with. “In general, Shittens are for fecal emergencies. But feel free to live like a Rockefeller and enjoy a Shitten every time you [poop],” their web site brags. “Listen to your heart… you’ll know when it’s the right time to grab a Shitten.” Not a joke. Yup, totally real. FDA -approved an everything!  A box of 20 Shittens will only set you back $9.95. I hope all of the dough goes to the acoustic guitarist and singer who earnestly sings “Don’t get brown-handed, put on a Shitten, try the new wet wipe shaped like a mitten!” in the Shitten commercial. Highlight of his career. [Get Shittens via Laughing Squid]

Jogger Caught On Video Pooping In Man’s Yard

10 Poop Bandits
The Top 10 Poop Bandits
Some criminals leave behind a smelly surprise. Read More »
Poop Revenge
You can send someone revenge poop in the mail through an online service. Read More »
Rainbow Poop?
The future of our poop. Watch »
Poop Jogger

One woman in New Mexico has a really bad habit of pooping in the same man’s yard on her morning runs. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, has described the attacks as “malicious fecal distribution,” according to Daily Mail.

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