poop

This Heroic Woman Put Poop In Her Purse After Her Date’s Toilet Wouldn’t Flush

This is a romance for the ages. More »


Worst Nightmare: Plane Forced To Turn Around & Land Because Of A Smelly Shit

Apparently, an anonymous passenger made a lavatory stop 15 minutes into the flight that literally changed the course of the trip. More »


We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes

About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh, 105 rolls of used TP in nine months, and at a price of $1 per roll, that’s $105. This is assuming, by the way, that I’m buying… More »


This Ad For The Squatty Potty, Featuring A Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Soft Serve, Is Brilliant

Good morning! TGIF! Here’s an ad for something called the Squatty Potty, a little stool that slides underneath your feet as you sit on the toilet, elevating your knees into what’s considered proper pooping position. How do you make a commercial about such a topic and product engaging and entertaining and watchable? With rainbow soft-serve pooping… More »


Rogue Pooper On The Loose In Portland, Plus 10 Other Poop Bandits

Shit is going down in Portland, Oregon, y’all. A truly crappy state of affairs, residents are on the lookout for an as-yet-unidentified gentleman who has been seen evacuating his bowels in public spaces across their fair city. Yes, I said gentleman, as he travels with his own toilet paper and at least has the courtesy to wipe when he’s done,… More »


Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him? More »


There’s A Social App For The Scatalogically Inclined

I’ve found my tribe: People who aren’t afraid to talk about their poo. More »


Man Poops Himself On The Dance Floor While Trying To Impress Some Ladies

A man who knows how to dance is a rare find. Far too many dudes who try to impress women with their smooth moves end up clearing, not owning, the dance floor. Take, for example, this ladies man, who was captured on CCTV footage at a club in Cardiff, UK, showing off his “mastery” of… More »


I Want To Go To There: This South Korean Poop Cafe

Bear (down) with me. More »


Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another member of your household. There it is, winking at you as you try to watch television. There it goes, across your line of vision as… More »


Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will

She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy. More »


Teen With Toilet Phobia Died After Holding It In For Two Months

Not pee, you guys. POOP. More »


Just No: Bedazzling Poop Is A Thing

Leave it to New York City to come up with some weird shit like this. Literally.

This nonsense half makes me want to vomit, and half makes me question people’s life choices. I’m not sure why this suddenly became a thing, or even how. Like, were these people sitting at a coffee shop… More »


Sorry Lumbersexuals: Beards Are Apparently As Filthy As Toilets

I didn’t think it was possible, but I believe my love affair with full, lush, bushy beards may be over. Only one thing could com between me and my lifelong attraction to Paul Bunyon and his scruffy ilk: POOP. An Albuquerque, New Mexico, affiliate of ABC News conducted a study in which men’s beards were… More »


Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams

Around the corner, fudge is made. More »


Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.
Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your toilet, designed to clean poop out from your buttcheeks before you wipe. My eldest sister is obsessed enough with both bidets and the subject of… More »


It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most Amazing Criminals of the Year list. And lookie here, Marisol Toribio of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, has come in just under the wire by shoplifting at… More »


This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, “Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another ‘Let It Go’ parody?” I would have given you a death glare and reconsidered our friendship. Luckily, I did watch yet another “Let It Go” parody and it was this one, the earworm-y song brilliantly reimagined by… More »


10 Questions I Have For The Guy Who Accidentally Microwaved His Stool Sample At Work

The subreddit Today I Fucked Up is a source of endless amusement, full of truly facepalm-worthy tales of shame and embarrassment, but I think maybe it has finally reached its pinnacle with this particular tale of woe. While I’m not naive enough to think this fantastically foul story is absolutely 100 percent true, nor do… More »


Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

There’s an old saying: You have to fight fire with fire.

A woman in Los Angeles is threatening to take the same approach with lazy dog owners — except she’s using poop instead of flames. Annie Preece, a street artist and muralist, is so angry at neighbors who let their canines defecate on… More »


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