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Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Yep, That's The Face I'd Be Making

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.

Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your toilet, designed to clean poop out from your buttcheeks before you wipe. My eldest sister is obsessed enough with both bidets and the subject of pooping in general (you would be amazed how many of our conversations circle around to poop) that she bought our middle sister a poop stool and a bidet for Christmas. Despite her constant urging, and the fact that all of the toilets in her home are outfitted with a bidet, I have not tried one yet. The look of shock and awe on most of these bidet virgins’ faces is what I assume I would feel about it. Keep reading »

It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

Macy's Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees' Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most Amazing Criminals of the Year list. And lookie here, Marisol Toribio of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, has come in just under the wire by shoplifting at a local Macy’s just before Christmas. But it’s not the five-finger discount itself that makes her such a noteworthy lawbreaker. No, it’s the shit smeared all over those five fingers that makes her one-of-a-kind. Keep reading »

This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

This Little Girl's Ode To Pooping Is The Only "Let It Go" Parody You Need To Watch
"Let Me Poooop, Let Me Pooooop!"

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, “Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another ‘Let It Go’ parody?” I would have given you a death glare and reconsidered our friendship. Luckily, I did watch yet another “Let It Go” parody and it was this one, the earworm-y song brilliantly reimagined by young Emily Mandelbaum as an ode to pooping. This is pure comic genius right here. If I didn’t know better, given her love for lengthy poop jokes, I would think Emily was my child. Emily, I expect more poop parodies from you. How about taking on Pharrell’s “Happy” next? [Death & Taxes]

10 Questions I Have For The Guy Who Accidentally Microwaved His Stool Sample At Work

The subreddit Today I Fucked Up is a source of endless amusement, full of truly facepalm-worthy tales of shame and embarrassment, but I think maybe it has finally reached its pinnacle with this particular tale of woe. While I’m not naive enough to think this fantastically foul story is absolutely 100 percent true, nor do I want to make light of the poster’s obvious drinking problem if it is authentic, I am suspending my disbelief (and concern) for the endless LULZ and mind-blowing questions it inspires. Take it away, MicrowavedMyFeces: Keep reading »

Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

There’s an old saying: You have to fight fire with fire.

A woman in Los Angeles is threatening to take the same approach with lazy dog owners — except she’s using poop instead of flames. Annie Preece, a street artist and muralist, is so angry at neighbors who let their canines defecate on her yard that she’s posted a public warning to anyone who doesn’t clean up after their pet, according to BigNewsNetwork.com. Read more on Huffington Post…

Dulcolax Laxative Ad Welcomes You To Poop Prison

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Oh, how much fun it would be to work on the creative for a laxative brand’s ad campaign! And fun was clearly what the crazy kids at McCann Healthcare Worldwide were having when they came up with this ad for Dulcolax’s latest ad campaign. Turds! In poop prison! Counting the days they’ve been trapped inside someone’s bowels thanks to constipation! At least until Dulcolax arrives to set them free. Seriously, this has to be the best/worst ad ever. The turds are huddled around AN ASSHOLE, you guys. Genius! (Check out a few more subtle Dulcolax ads after the jump.) [Ads of the World via Ad Week] Keep reading »

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