Posts tagged "poop"

We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes

About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 4:30 pm

This Ad For The Squatty Potty, Featuring A Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Soft Serve, Is Brilliant

Good morning! TGIF! Here’s an ad for something called the Squatty Potty, a little stool that slides underneath your feet as you sit on the toilet, elevating your knees into…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 11:30 am

Rogue Pooper On The Loose In Portland, Plus 10 Other Poop Bandits

Shit is going down in Portland, Oregon, y’all. A truly crappy state of affairs, residents are on the lookout for an as-yet-unidentified gentleman who has been seen evacuating his bowels in public spaces…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

There’s A Social App For The Scatalogically Inclined

I’ve found my tribe: People who aren’t afraid to talk about their poo.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 20, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Man Poops Himself On The Dance Floor While Trying To Impress Some Ladies

A man who knows how to dance is a rare find. Far too many dudes who try to impress women with their smooth moves end up clearing, not owning, the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 12, 2015 - 5:00 pm

I Want To Go To There: This South Korean Poop Cafe

Bear (down) with me.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 12, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another…

Megan Reynolds | July 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will

She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 13, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Just No: Bedazzling Poop Is A Thing

Leave it to New York City to come up with some weird shit like this. Literally.
This nonsense half makes me want to vomit, and half makes me question people’s…

College Candy | May 23, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Sorry Lumbersexuals: Beards Are Apparently As Filthy As Toilets

I didn’t think it was possible, but I believe my love affair with full, lush, bushy beards may be over. Only one thing could com between me and my lifelong…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 4, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams

Around the corner, fudge is made. …

Megan Reynolds | April 13, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.
Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 7, 2015 - 9:30 am

It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 29, 2014 - 2:30 pm

This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, “Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another ‘Let It Go’ parody?” I would have given you a death glare…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 3, 2014 - 9:30 am

10 Questions I Have For The Guy Who Accidentally Microwaved His Stool Sample At Work

The subreddit Today I Fucked Up is a source of endless amusement, full of truly facepalm-worthy tales of shame and embarrassment, but I think maybe it has finally reached its…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

There’s an old saying: You have to fight fire with fire.
A woman in Los Angeles is threatening to take the same approach with lazy dog owners — except she’s…

Huffington Post Weird News | September 13, 2014 - 9:30 am

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 29, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Dulcolax Laxative Ad Welcomes You To Poop Prison

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Oh, how much fun it would be to work on the creative for a laxative brand’s ad campaign! And fun was clearly…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 25, 2014 - 2:30 pm
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