Posts tagged "poop"

Just No: Bedazzling Poop Is A Thing

Leave it to New York City to come up with some weird shit like this. Literally.

This nonsense half makes me want to vomit, and half makes me question people’s life choices. I’m not sure why this suddenly became a thing, or even how. Like, were these people sitting at a coffee sho…

By: College Candy / May 23, 2015

Sorry Lumbersexuals: Beards Are Apparently As Filthy As Toilets

I didn’t think it was possible, but I believe my love affair with full, lush, bushy beards may be over. Only one thing could com between me and my lifelong attraction to Paul Bunyon and his scruffy ilk: POOP. An Albuquerque, New Mexico, affiliate of ABC News conducted a study in which men’s beards were…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 4, 2015

Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.
Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your toilet, designed to clean poop out from your buttcheeks before you wipe. My eldest sister is obsessed enough with both bidets and the subject of…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 7, 2015

It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most Amazing Criminals of the Year list. And lookie here, Marisol Toribio of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, has come in just under the wire by shoplifting at…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 29, 2014

This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, “Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another ‘Let It Go’ parody?” I would have given you a death glare and reconsidered our friendship. Luckily, I did watch yet another “Let It Go” parody and it was this one, the earworm-y song brilliantly reimagined by…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 3, 2014

10 Questions I Have For The Guy Who Accidentally Microwaved His Stool Sample At Work

The subreddit Today I Fucked Up is a source of endless amusement, full of truly facepalm-worthy tales of shame and embarrassment, but I think maybe it has finally reached its pinnacle with this particular tale of woe. While I’m not naive enough to think this fantastically foul story is absolutely 100 percent true, nor do…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2014

Agitated Woman Threatens To Poop On Property Of Lazy Dog Owners

There’s an old saying: You have to fight fire with fire.

A woman in Los Angeles is threatening to take the same approach with lazy dog owners — except she’s using poop instead of flames. Annie Preece, a street artist and muralist, is so angry at neighbors who let their canines defecate o…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / September 13, 2014

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none of them have the grave misfortune of eating their ice cream 1) underneath a shitting bird and 2) with a loved one who is willing…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2014

Dulcolax Laxative Ad Welcomes You To Poop Prison


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Oh, how much fun it would be to work on the creative for a laxative brand’s ad campaign! And fun was clearly what the crazy kids at McCann Healthcare Worldwide were having when they came up with this ad for Dulcolax’s latest ad campaign. Turds! In poo…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 25, 2014

Make It Stop: “Should I Leave A Sign In My Office Bathroom?”

Make It Stop is a new weekly column in which Anna Goldfarb — the blogger behind Shmitten Kitten and Shlooby Kitten — tells you what’s up. Want a fresh take on a stinky dilemma? Email anna@shmittenkitten.com with the subject “Make It Stop.” She’ll make it all better, or at least make you laugh. Girl Scout’s honor.

First…

By: Anna Goldfarb / July 24, 2014

5 Reasons You Need A Pair Of Luxury Poop Emoji Loafers, Like, Now

Big news for fashionistas, emoji addicts, and, umm, poop enthusiasts? Designers Edie Parker and Del Toro have collaborated on a special collection of shoes and clutches emblazoned with popular emojis, including one pair of loafers that are aptly named “#theshit.” Yep, these Italian-made velvet loafers feature a smiling pile of poop on each foot, and…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 27, 2014

Dear Prudence Counsels Woman Whose Boyfriend Likes To Initiate Sex After Diarrhea

In today’s Dear Prudence letter, a woman going by the name of “Feeling Dirty” wrote in “grossed out” and “confused” that her boyfriend of two years seems to be turned on every time she poops — especially if it’s of the diarrhea variety. The woman, who mentions that she grew up in a house where…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 27, 2014

Gross Talk: 6 Things To Expect From Your First Colonic (Because I Just Had My First Colonic And It Was Pretty Great)

Life is an adventure, or that’s what I told myself yesterday, as a small tube was inserted into my butthole. Hold on, let me backtrack. A few weeks ago, a friend in PR asked if I wanted to write about something called the Optimum Detox Treatment offered at Manhattan’s Paul Labrecque Salon and Spa. Naturally, I…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 11, 2014

Product We Hope We’ll Never Need: Pantyliners For Your Butt

“The Butterfly Effect” is a sci-fi thriller starring Ashton Kutcher, yes. But it’s also the phrase used to describe the relief one feels when she knows her underwear are protected from skid marks. As advertised in a recent issue of Martha Stewart Living, Butterfly body liners (or poopliners, as I prefer to call them) are…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 10, 2014

Sorority Girls Are Now Pooping In Their Dorm Hallways

Today in what in the ever loving holy hell: human shit was found in the hallway of a University of Alabama dorm, allegedly dropped by a sorority girl. (But there are nearly 1,000 girls living in that dorm, so it might be difficult to track down the poop bandit.) Total Frat Move received photographic evidence…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2014

Band Of Strangers Save Girl From Septic Tank

When a toddler fell into a septic tank Saturday, it took a group of concerned strangers to get her out — and one of them had recently been released from prison.

The 2-year-old girl was walking with her mother in Maricopa, Arizona, when she stepped on a septic tank lid. The lid collapsed…

By: HLN / January 16, 2014

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The reviews on Amazon are often a treasure trove of hilarity, but occasionally they are both amusing and educational. For example, I had no idea until today that if I were to eat a handful of Haribo sugarless gummy bears, I could expect my insides to turn into hot lava. According to the hundreds of reviews for…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 16, 2014

Sorority Girls Gets Back At Boyfriend By Pooping On His Bed

A tipster wrote into Total Frat Move saying,”A Beta took a chick home last night then ditched her to apparently hook up with another girl. The original girl wasn’t too happy so she took a shit on his chair then wiped with his comforter. Read more on College Candy…

By: College Candy / January 15, 2014

This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Baker Making Your Engagement Cake

When bride-to-be Micaela Harris told her sister she had an engagement cake all lined up for her party, her sister insisted on being the one to bring the cake. Micaela agreed and her sister went about getting her a custom-made cake from New Zealand bakery, Oh Cakes. Somewhere along the way, Micaela’s sister got i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014
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