This Heroic Woman Put Poop In Her Purse After Her Date’s Toilet Wouldn’t Flush
This is a romance for the ages.
Worst Nightmare: Plane Forced To Turn Around & Land Because Of A Smelly Shit
Apparently, an anonymous passenger made a lavatory stop 15 minutes into the flight that literally changed the course of the trip.
We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes
About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh,…
This Ad For The Squatty Potty, Featuring A Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Soft Serve, Is Brilliant
Good morning! TGIF! Here’s an ad for something called the Squatty Potty, a little stool that slides underneath your feet as you sit on the toilet, elevating your knees into…
Rogue Pooper On The Loose In Portland, Plus 10 Other Poop Bandits
Shit is going down in Portland, Oregon, y’all. A truly crappy state of affairs, residents are on the lookout for an as-yet-unidentified gentleman who has been seen evacuating his bowels in public spaces…
Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo
I mean, can you blame him?
There’s A Social App For The Scatalogically Inclined
I’ve found my tribe: People who aren’t afraid to talk about their poo.
Man Poops Himself On The Dance Floor While Trying To Impress Some Ladies
A man who knows how to dance is a rare find. Far too many dudes who try to impress women with their smooth moves end up clearing, not owning, the…
I Want To Go To There: This South Korean Poop Cafe
Bear (down) with me.
Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel
If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another…
Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will
She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy.
Teen With Toilet Phobia Died After Holding It In For Two Months
Not pee, you guys. POOP.