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There’s A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

There's A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

Poop bandits can strike anywhere, at any time — from the shared bathrooms of your office building, to campus of Yale. According to the The Yale Daily News, someone who goes by the moniker “Yale Poopetrator” has been going number one and number two in unattended dryers and, on Friday at 3:35 a.m., sent out an anonymous email alerting the student body to his/her latest act of poop banditry — a clothesline full of shit-smeared garments. After the jump,  the electronic clue that the YP  left behind to help solve the case. Keep reading »

The Top 10 Poop Bandits

I haven’t publicly written about this yet, but … here goes. For quite a while there was a Poop Bandit plaguing the toilets at Frisky HQ. We share a bathroom with many other offices, so it was nearly impossible to identify the bandit without catching her in the act. We never found out who she was. She was stealth. Her Poop Banditry included dropping poopacalypses several times a day, rendering the toilet of her choosing inoperable and clogging up drains with the paper towels (NOT TOILET PAPER, BUT PAPER TOWELS) she used to wipe herself. She seems to have disappeared back from whence she came and the toilets have been fairly quiet, but we will not forget her and the poopstrosity she imposed upon all of us. Keep reading »

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