I was wondering why “I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings” was sewn into the crotch of my bikini bottoms. I must have been poetry bombed by one of Augstina Woodgate’s people. Poetry bombers visit thrift stores and sew lines of poetry into random pieces of clothing to bring poetry to the…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.