poems

Here is Brooke Hogan’s Poem Defending Her Father

Are you guys ready to be totally blown away? Or actually just be sort of grossed out and transported back to middle school? A world where race doesn’t exist because we’re all made of starlight? If so, then read Brooke Hogan’s poem, written to defend her dad, Hulk Hogan who was fired from WWE afterMore »


4 Brutally Honest Love Poems For Real Life

Anyone who’s ever cried in a cab after a terrible blind date or weathered a rough patch in a long-term relationship knows that real love isn’t always the sugary sweet experience Hallmark makes it out to be. We thought it was time to pay homage to the weird, ugly, smelly, annoying parts of love. Read… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Got This Poem Tattooed On His Shoulder

Dear Tattooed Poet,

You got the following poem tattooed on your shoulder: “Roses are red/ My name is Dave/ This poem makes no sense/ Microwave.” Obviously you have a way with words and a keen eye for art. I wrote you a little response poem that I hope you’ll enjoy:

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5 Love Poems Inspired By Celebrity Couples

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and love is in the air. Certainly there’s no better way to convey your deepest emotions than a romantic poem. We channeled a few of our favorite celebrity couples and wrote some lovey-dovey poetry on their behalf. Click through to check out the results, including a haiku for… More »