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An Ode To The Ubiquitous One-Shoulder Flutter Dress

One sleeve so long, so flowy, extreme
One sleeve right out of a Stevie Nicks dream
The other — sigh! — gone, a specter in the night

Julie Gerstein |

Here Is James Franco’s Blithering, Awful, Embarrassing Poem About Obama

After a brief respite, James Franco is back to being The Worst, today unleashing his new poem, “Obama in Asheville,” which was supposedly written for the president’s inauguration or something.

Julie Gerstein |

Code For “I Love You”

We’re celebrating “Bad Poetry Day” around here and this geek love poem — a new twist on an old classic — fits the bill. [via BuzzFeed] …

Wendy Atterberry |