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An Ode To The Ubiquitous One-Shoulder Flutter Dress

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Brutally Honest Poems
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Tom Hanks' Slam Poem
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One sleeve so long, so flowy, extreme
One sleeve right out of a Stevie Nicks dream
The other — sigh! — gone, a specter in the night
A whole sleeve is missing, the cause of such fright

Off-shoulder flutter dress, and your similar ilk
Whether made of cotton or fashioned from silk
I don’t understand your lopsided ways
Your chiffon-infused nightmare, it haunts me for days. Keep reading »

Here Is James Franco’s Blithering, Awful, Embarrassing Poem About Obama

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Oh James Franco.

After a brief respite, James Franco is back to being The Worst, today unleashing his new poem, “Obama in Asheville,” which was supposedly written for the president’s inauguration or something. The poem reads like a boring Wiki of all the things James learned in English 101, and then veers off to talk about getting a burrito at the burrito shop. It includes references to more than two dozen other authors (that James Franco clearly believes he’s in the company of) an also mentions the graduate class James Franco’s teaching; James Franco in Spiderman; James Franco’s Academy Awards; James Franco attending a Vanity Fair dinner — wait a sec, what does this have to do with Obama again?

The full text of this lousy “poem” is after the jump (and NB to JF: putting a poorly written screed into stanzas does not a poem make). Keep reading »

Code For “I Love You”

We’re celebrating “Bad Poetry Day” around here and this geek love poem — a new twist on an old classic — fits the bill. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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