poem

Style

One sleeve so long, so flowy, extreme
One sleeve right out of a Stevie Nicks dream
The other — sigh! — gone, a specter in the night
A whole sleeve is missing, the cause of such fright

Off-shoulder flutter dress, and your similar ilk
Whether made of cotton or… READ MORE »


Celebs

After a brief respite, James Franco is back to being The Worst, today unleashing his new poem, “Obama in Asheville,” which was supposedly written for the president’s inauguration or something. The poem reads like a boring Wiki of all the things James learned in English 101, and then veers off to talk about getting a… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

We’re celebrating “Bad Poetry Day” around here and this geek love poem — a new twist on an old classic — fits the bill. [via BuzzFeed] … READ MORE »