Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to
boost ratings for the upcoming “The Bachelor Breakup” special extend their 15 minutes of fame. These two are no longer flying high on the wings of love. In fact, they are looking to make an emergency landing into the pages of Playboy and Playgirl, respectively. We’ll get back to that momentarily; first let’s recap the downward spiral of their fake love affair.
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Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to
When your dad is the Rolling Stones‘ Keith Richards and your mom is model/photographer Patti Hansen, posing nude in French Playboy is an interesting career choice. But whatevs, maybe Alexandra Richards really likes her nakey time.
After the jump, more of Alexandra’s NSFW French Playboy pics: Keep reading »
Justin Bieber‘s parents had him young—when his mom, Pattie Mallette, was 18 and his dad, Jeremy Bieber, was 21. Justin was raised by Pattie—she’s the one who posted the video that launched his career on YouTube. Now, Playboy is giving Pattie her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear topless in a spread. Do we think she’ll do it? And shall we start placing wagers on what the headline will be? Twenty bucks says it’s “Bieber Fever.”
Meanwhile, Justin recently opened up to Seventeen magazine about his dad. Keep reading »
Welcome to Would You Rather, a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.
Today’s challenge: Would you rather appear completely naked (we’re talking full-frontal, vag-in-view nudity) on the cover of Vogue, or appear fully-clothed in a Playboy spread? Strip for a classy mag, and most supermarket shoppers will now know what your ta-tas look like. Stay clothed for the porn publication, and you may get less exposure (if they keep the Playboy issues behind the counter), but your reputation might suffer … especially if your face happens to appear right next to the MTV reality star du jour’s vag. Keep reading »
Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy‘s website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the “Evolution of the Boob”! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, “boob shape” is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked at those mammaries long and hard and I daresay there’s no difference between ’50s boobs or ’80s boobs or ’90s boobs. The only way breasts have “evolved” — if you could even call it that — would be in terms of “pre-breast implants” and “post breast-implants.” But hey, if Playboy‘s foxy Miss November pin-up 1958 reminds men that bleached blond hair, fake nails and giant silicone tatas were not always considered “attractive,” fine with me! Keep reading »
Remember Debrahlee Lorenzana, who recently filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Citibank? A promotional video for Long Island Plastic Surgical Group featuring Lorenzana has now surfaced, in which she gets her second boob job and says she wants to be — and I quote — “tits on a stick.” Keep reading »
Kendra Wilkinson‘s “home videos” keep on leaking out, don’t they? Gossip blog RadarOnline.com has revealed the “Girl Next Door” has starred in a second sex tape — this time with some woman named Taryn. Damn, does this chick have a new season of her reality show (“Kendra”) coming out, or what? This is her second sex tape in a month! Keep reading »
Aww, that’s sweet: Playboy babe Holly Madison is debuting a line of edible candy necklaces for the Las Vegas candy store, The Sugar Factory. Random, no? It only kinda-sorta makes sense when you consider she lives out in Vegas, performing in the striptease “Peepshow” and filming her soon-to-be-aired reality show, “Holly’s World.” An edible candy necklace is just about the last product we’d expect one of Hugh Hefner‘s ex-girlfriends to endorse. And yet it just may be the only product we’d be willing to put in our mouth. [SugarFactory.com] Keep reading »
Supposedly, Rachel Uchitel has always dreamed of posing for Playboy. Now that she’s been involved in sex scandals with two separate celebrities, Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz, it appears that she is getting her wish. According to reports, she has a Playboy photo shoot scheduled in three weeks. She won’t be baring all, but will supposedly be revealing her “backside and the topside.” I’m not quite sure what exactly that means, but I assume, as the British would say, you won’t be able to see her front bottom. Oh, and all this is after telling TMZ a while ago, “My family would have a heart attack. And I have to leave something to be desired.” Oops. [NY Daily News, Examiner] Keep reading »
I never thought the day would come when Hugh Hefner would become the face of fidelity and sexual morality; but, alas, pigs have flown. At 84 years old, Hef has finally decided to settle down with one woman. Yes, folks, he’s given up his harem of bimbettes for girlfriend Crystal Harris. Sure, she’s bleached-blond and 23, but who am I to judge? He’s calling her “the real deal” and his “true love.” And now that Hef is a man in love, he has a word or two for all these youngin’ sex addicts in the news. His sage advice to master-sexters Tiger and Jesse? “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat,” he said. “I am very open about what I do. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.” Keep reading »