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Playboy Launches New Safe-For-Work Website Without Naked Women

Playboy Enterprises Inc. has been struggling in recent years, now that porn is everywhere you click. Sure, plenty of dudes (six million, to be exact) still visit Playboy.com every month, but they’re less likely to do so when they’re at work, what with all the naked ladies and whatnot. So, the always-thoughtful Playboy guys created a new safe-for-work website for fans of the magazine who would like their online experience with a little less nipples, please, TheSmokingJacket.com. Of course, the name of The Smoking Jacket is taken from Hef’s favorite garment worn over his omnipresent red silk pajamas. The content is a little bit Maxim and generally pretty horny-doggy, but we found it to be a bit more female-friendly than Playboy.com, where it’s all Playmates all the time. Not that we don’t like Playmates. It’s just that it can get a little crowded with that many boobs around, you know? In any case, we’ll be reading. [Yahoo! News] Keep reading »

Quotable: Hugh Hefner Would Date His 70-Year-Old Secretary

“Well, if there was, it’s the one that’s sitting right across from me, Mary O’Connor. She’s my secretary, and she’s the wonder of my life.”

Hugh Hefner explaining that there is one woman over the age of 70 that he’d consider dating. Mary, I think it’s time to make your move. Though I secretly hope she has a hot relationship with a 25-year-old beefcake and would tell Hugh he’s too old for her. [NY Post]
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“Mad Men”‘s Crista Flanagan Gets Naked For Playboy

But what will the boys at Sterling Cooper think? “Mad Men“‘s Crista Flanagan, who plays switchboard operator Lois Sadler on the show, poses topless on the cover of the August issue of Playboy magazine. I guess she didn’t take it all off inside, though? “If I tell a friend I did this, they think I’m completely naked,” she told the magazine. “This was not Crista filling your wish list out. This was trying to capture an era.” Riiight. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Hugh Hefner Isn’t The Marrying Kind

Hugh Hefner: I think there is no single answer, no single road to Mecca. I have been married twice, and those were not the happiest times of my life. Part of the problem, quite frankly, is that when you get married, the romance disappears and the children arrive and the love is transferred. It shouldn’t be that way, but too often it is transferred to the children.

New York Times: There is more to life than being adored. There are other rewards to marriage.

Hefner:Unfortunately, they come from other women.

Playboy‘s founder— who’s boning three times a week! — on why he’s still a bachelor at age 84 [NY Times Magazine] Keep reading »

Portuguese Playboy Is Getting Crucified

The Portuguese publishing partners of Playboy are getting crucified for their July issue. Their in-poor-taste cover features a racy pic of Christ cradling a nakey Mary Magdalene type. Inside the issue, there is allegedly a photo spread featuring the lord and savior observing a lesbian kiss.

Playboy Enterprises Inc. is less than thrilled about the JC spread. In fact, they want to sever ties with their Portuguese partners for neglecting to get the controversial cover approved before publication. But the pics of Christ’s res-erection may not have been meant to be exploitative or offensive—they are thought to be a tribute to Portuguese author Jose Saramago who recently passed. His last novel published was The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. So what do you think? Was this cover too blasphemous for publication? [AOL] Keep reading »

Jake And Vienna Race To Get Naked In “Playgirl” And “Playboy,” Respectively

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to boost ratings for the upcoming “The Bachelor Breakup” special extend their 15 minutes of fame. These two are no longer flying high on the wings of love. In fact, they are looking to make an emergency landing into the pages of Playboy and Playgirl, respectively. We’ll get back to that momentarily; first let’s recap the downward spiral of their fake love affair.
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Alexandra Richards Models Nude In French Playboy

When your dad is the Rolling StonesKeith Richards and your mom is model/photographer Patti Hansen, posing nude in French Playboy is an interesting career choice. But whatevs, maybe Alexandra Richards really likes her nakey time.

After the jump, more of Alexandra’s NSFW French Playboy pics: Keep reading »

Justin Bieber’s Mom Offered A Playboy Spread

Justin Bieber‘s parents had him young—when his mom, Pattie Mallette, was 18 and his dad, Jeremy Bieber, was 21. Justin was raised by Pattie—she’s the one who posted the video that launched his career on YouTube. Now, Playboy is giving Pattie her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear topless in a spread. Do we think she’ll do it? And shall we start placing wagers on what the headline will be? Twenty bucks says it’s “Bieber Fever.”

Meanwhile, Justin recently opened up to Seventeen magazine about his dad. Keep reading »

Would You Rather: Appear Nude On A Vogue Cover, Or Fully-Clothed In A Playboy Spread?

Welcome to Would You Rather, a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.

Today’s challenge: Would you rather appear completely naked (we’re talking full-frontal, vag-in-view nudity) on the cover of Vogue, or appear fully-clothed in a Playboy spread? Strip for a classy mag, and most supermarket shoppers will now know what your ta-tas look like. Stay clothed for the porn publication, and you may get less exposure (if they keep the Playboy issues behind the counter), but your reputation might suffer … especially if your face happens to appear right next to the MTV reality star du jour’s vag. Keep reading »

Do Boobs Have Their Own “Eras”? Let’s Ask Playboy!

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy‘s website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the “Evolution of the Boob”! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, “boob shape” is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked at those mammaries long and hard and I daresay there’s no difference between ’50s boobs or ’80s boobs or ’90s boobs. The only way breasts have “evolved” — if you could even call it that — would be in terms of “pre-breast implants” and “post breast-implants.” But hey, if Playboy‘s foxy Miss November pin-up 1958 reminds men that bleached blond hair, fake nails and giant silicone tatas were not always considered “attractive,” fine with me! Keep reading »