Last night before The Frisky went bowling (highest scores of our lives, all around, FYI), we stopped by Strawberry, a cheap chain on the East Coast which sells Forever 21-esque garments. And look what we found! A doggy dress with Playboy bunnies all over it! You know, it’s disturbing enough when pre-teens have thongs and Playboy t-shirts at their fingertips, but leave our puppies alone, Hef! Keep reading »
Anna Nicole Smithâ€™s life will have to endure one more tragedy: a made for TV movie. The former Playboy Playmate of the Year stripped her way from her humble beginnings in Texas all the way to the top, only to have her memory cheapened with this cheesy impression by Dancing with the â€œStarsâ€™â€ Willa Ford. Worse yet, the trailer for her high-maintenance highnessâ€™ story looks pathetically low budget, especially for someone worth over $400 million dollars. The slurry superstar deserves better than this! Our heart goes out to baby Dannielynn — sweetie, nobody dressed up and dry humped reality quite like your glamorous mom. Keep reading »
Heads might roll in Patti Stanger’s office today. It seems that she or her Millionaire’s Club staff did not vet all of the women who they set their rich clients up with for The Millionaire Matchmaker, and TMZ reports that Cidney, the women who was proposed to on Tuesday night’s episode, has modeled for Playboy. Another woman, Marcela, bears an uncanny resemblance to “Victoria,” an escort who charges $300 per hour. It suddenly makes sense why all the women on the show look like cheap hookers! Keep reading »
Naomi Campbell, who has been dating a Brazilian businessman, was rushed into surgery in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Monday. The Afro-Jamaican-Chinese model, whose vajayjay has been seen everywhere from Playboy to Madonnaâ€™s Sex book, allegedly needed to have a small ovarian cyst removed. Naomiâ€™s publicist released a statement on her behalf, “Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.” Her medical staff included gynecologist Dr. Jose Aristodemo Pinotti and Dr. David Uip, a leading expert in the treatment of infectious diseases who you know was just hanging around to sneak a peak at the promise land. Although she may not be able to get good help at home (how many cellphones does she need to throw to get a cup of coffee???), we’re glad to hear that she is getting the health care she needs. Campbell is expected to be strutting, posing, and abusing assistants again in no time. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »
When it comes to viral content, nothing spreads faster than sex-related “memes.” (We could make a joke about how Lindsay Lohan’s legs spread faster, but that would be mean, so we won’t.) How else would you have any clue what “Two Girls, One Cup” refers to? So, in honor of end-of-the-year list making, Violet Blue put together one with the top 10 sex memes of 2007. We don’t recommend you Google her picks at work, unless the work you do involves posing naked for Playboy. Or lifting up your shirt for Girls Gone Wild. Or something.
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