Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to
boost ratings for the upcoming “The Bachelor Breakup” special extend their 15 minutes of fame. These two are no longer flying high on the wings of love. In fact, they are looking to make an emergency landing into the pages of Playboy and Playgirl, respectively. We’ll get back to that momentarily; first let’s recap the downward spiral of their fake love affair.
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When your dad is the Rolling Stones‘ Keith Richards and your mom is model/photographer Patti Hansen, posing nude in French Playboy is an interesting career choice. But whatevs, maybe Alexandra Richards really likes her nakey time.
After the jump, more of Alexandra’s NSFW French Playboy pics: Keep reading »
Justin Bieber‘s parents had him young—when his mom, Pattie Mallette, was 18 and his dad, Jeremy Bieber, was 21. Justin was raised by Pattie—she’s the one who posted the video that launched his career on YouTube. Now, Playboy is giving Pattie her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear topless in a spread. Do we think she’ll do it? And shall we start placing wagers on what the headline will be? Twenty bucks says it’s “Bieber Fever.”
Meanwhile, Justin recently opened up to Seventeen magazine about his dad. Keep reading »
Welcome to Would You Rather, a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.
Today’s challenge: Would you rather appear completely naked (we’re talking full-frontal, vag-in-view nudity) on the cover of Vogue, or appear fully-clothed in a Playboy spread? Strip for a classy mag, and most supermarket shoppers will now know what your ta-tas look like. Stay clothed for the porn publication, and you may get less exposure (if they keep the Playboy issues behind the counter), but your reputation might suffer … especially if your face happens to appear right next to the MTV reality star du jour’s vag. Keep reading »
Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy‘s website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the “Evolution of the Boob”! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, “boob shape” is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked at those mammaries long and hard and I daresay there’s no difference between ’50s boobs or ’80s boobs or ’90s boobs. The only way breasts have “evolved” — if you could even call it that — would be in terms of “pre-breast implants” and “post breast-implants.” But hey, if Playboy‘s foxy Miss November pin-up 1958 reminds men that bleached blond hair, fake nails and giant silicone tatas were not always considered “attractive,” fine with me! Keep reading »
Remember Debrahlee Lorenzana, who recently filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Citibank? A promotional video for Long Island Plastic Surgical Group featuring Lorenzana has now surfaced, in which she gets her second boob job and says she wants to be — and I quote — “tits on a stick.” Keep reading »