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New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

Breast implant technology is growing by leaps and bounds (just like those cup sizes, I know you bros hear me), and a company called Establishment Labs has announced its latest innovation: a breast implant with a microchip that would make medical care significantly easier for implant havers.

The Motiva Implant Matrix Ergonomix (name of implant, not a blender as I originally suspected) contains a “radio frequency identification (RFID) microchip that gives doctors and patients easier access to information about the implants, including their serial number, manufacturer name and other data.” They’ll be sold in 28 European countries, although no word yet on when these knockers will be available in the US. Read more on The Gloss…

“Chipmunk Cheeks” Are The New Way To Look Young

Surgery To Look Like LiLo
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Lindsay Lohan's half-sister got surgery to look like her famous sib. Read More »
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Julie Chen got plastic surgery to look "less Asian." Read More »
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A plastic surgeon staged a runway show of his "designs." Read More »
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Remember in middle school when you thought you had “chipmunk cheeks” and hated yourself for it? Well, your face was prime real estate! Celebrities are paying upwards of $1,000 a pop for cherubic contours like yours. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “baby face” becomes your personal fountain of youth when you start to get older and ladies are clamoring for it left and right. Women with naturally round cheeks have a leg up over thin-faced women when they want to begin attempting to “defy the aging process.” (Except you’re still aging on the inside, hun. Nobody’s defying anything.)

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Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Ashley Horn Has $25,000 In Surgery To Look More Like Lindsay

  • It’s bad enough that Lindsay Lohan’s estranged half-sister Ashley Horn shares the same DNA as their dad, Michael Lohan. But according to In Touch, this poor girl has actually sunk $25,000 into plastic surgery to better resemble her celebrity sis. [In Touch]
  • Clarissa explains it all about how Melissa Joan Hart used to love Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline. [Life & Style Mag]
  • “Sandwich boyfriend” isn’t the only example of the desperate lengths some lonely home chefs will go to. Here’s a guide to using food to get an engagement ring (not advised). [How About We]
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hiding a secret girlfriend from us! [US Weekly]
  • Britney Spears’ Vegas residency is already wildly popular. Which reminds me, Winona, when are we buying tickets?! [TMZ] Keep reading »

Julie Chen Got Plastic Surgery To Look Less Asian Due To Racial Pressures

Julie Chen got plastic surgery to look less Asian after blatant racial pressures from her agent and co-workers jeopardized her success. I read this story this morning and was brought to tears because it is so effing depressing and obviously, Julie Chen isn’t the first or last Asian woman to experience this crap! Read more at College Candy…

This Guy Is A Real-Life Superman

Wonder Woman's Boobs
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A Filipino man by the name of Herbert Chavez loves Superman so much that he’s had 19 surgeries to try to become Superman. And Chavez is by no means finished. Really. He’s even had abdominal implants — apparently that’s a thing. Chavez makes a habit of strolling around his neighborhood streets decked out in full-out Superman attire, because you’ve got to go big or go home, right? He says his goal is to teach local kids good morals. Chavez also proudly sports a Guinness World Record for the biggest Superman memorabilia collection (1,253 items, in case you were wondering). YOLO, I guess. Keep doing you, buddy. I wonder if he has meetups with all the Real Life Human Barbie Dolls. [Telegraph UK]

WTF: A Plastic Surgeon Staged A Runway Show Of His “Designs” At Fashion Week

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All The Beauty Looks From New York Fashion Week Spring 2014
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Models are eating cotton balls to feel full.
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As if fashion week weren’t problematic enough, what with the parades of drastically thin models and shameful lack of racial diversity, now a plastic surgeon has set up a runway next to the tents at Lincoln Center to stage a show of his “designs,” AKA cosmetic surgery patients, AKA human beings. Yep, the show was called “Faces Of Beauty” and featured 50(!) of the doctor’s former patients strutting the catwalk while photos of their former noses, foreheads, and chins were displayed on monitors behind them. “There are lot of trends out there. One is the clothes you wear. Another is the face and body you wear,” says the surgeon, who I’m not going to name because I don’t want to add to his Google hits. “Just like Ralph Lauren introduces his new line, what I am introducing is aesthetically pleasing plastic surgery.” Just overlook the minor detail that Ralph Lauren’s fabrics of choice are cotton and silk, while this dude’s are cartilage and flesh. Keep reading »

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